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WingDing   09-14-2005 at 03:51:21 PM

There are too many noobs wandering around and are easy prey for sickos like me. Therefore I propose a standard warning that can be cut and pasted as necessary to provide fair warning to the uninitiated.

Standard Wingding Warning

1. Do not speak to the Wingding
2. Do not approach the Wingding
3. Do not feed the Wingding
4. Do not bend over near the Wingding
5. Do not smell the Wingding
6. Do not reply to the Wingding
7. Do not accept anything from the Wingding
8. Do not taunt the Wingding

Anything else?

(__/)
(='.'=)
(" )รพ(" ) Be kind to my deformed bunny :frown:


Message edited by WingDing on 08-11-2008 at 09:02:51 PM
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Jake_Barnes   11-14-2005 at 01:49:39 AM
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Be afraid ... be very afraid ... :twisted:

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BigMac   11-14-2005 at 09:02:40 AM
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Is this a cruel attempt to eternify Wingy's deformed bunny?

Check out its left ear (in addition to its pitiful excuse of man jewels).

*points and snickers* :twisted:

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WingDing   11-14-2005 at 09:10:46 AM
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Oh no. I'm damned for all time now...

...*wails pitifully*... :cry:

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BomberBill   11-14-2005 at 10:05:09 AM
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:lol:

I think that covers it pretty well.

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WingDing   11-14-2005 at 10:14:17 AM
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I think RobD might get some mileage out of this one :(

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BomberBill   11-14-2005 at 10:21:16 AM
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Mate, what's that game you guys play? Post-football? Whereby each of you gentlemen bounce groovy posts off one another until one of you drops or has to get back to work. :lol: :lol:

Terrific stuff. You're right though, there's plenty of scope for some Rob specials!

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WingDing   11-14-2005 at 10:29:46 AM
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It started ages ago with the Virtual Fight Club. We tried to outdo each other with our knowledge of obscure pop bands, then our knowledge of various TV programmes, and so on. It went on for ages, and started a tradition that has continued ever since. The filthy nunfecker.

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Era   11-14-2005 at 04:15:11 PM
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I don't like that you have your own personal sticky.
I don't like that at all, it's not fair.

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BigMac   11-14-2005 at 04:37:03 PM
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I suggest you start debating user titles with Ryan now :roll:

(Sorry Ryan.. could not resist that one :P :oops: )

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Ned_Flanders   11-14-2005 at 04:40:49 PM
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Quote :

I don't like that you have your own personal sticky.
I don't like that at all, it's not fair.



QFT! :twisted:

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Era   11-14-2005 at 04:46:52 PM
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Ryan and I have an intensive PM action going on, so go away!

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BigMac   11-15-2005 at 12:23:24 AM
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I was wondering where all that negative energy came from but now I see...

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_WW_   11-15-2005 at 01:35:56 PM
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8. Do not read the Wingding.

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 01:43:04 PM
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To be fair....that should be rule Zero

if you make it rule 8, then by the time they know it they have already fuckked up.

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 01:44:34 PM
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But you know they wuold read on....then it wouldbe a justified raping

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_WW_   11-15-2005 at 01:47:33 PM
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What are you doing up this early? Best Buy doesn't open for what...another five hours?

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 02:03:12 PM
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All rapes are justified [/edgy]

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 02:08:02 PM
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WHOA....that nearly offended me....and thats impressive

They're all asking for it[/beyond edgy]

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 03:50:54 PM
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Ooh, I like your style.

Ok, let's be controversial...

I'm American, therefore I:

1. Am overweight and loud.
2. Whoop and give high fives arbitrarily.
3. Occassionally invade sovereign nations.

Let the flaming begin.... :twisted:

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RobD   11-15-2005 at 03:54:40 PM
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I'm gonna enjoy this....

...*pulls up chair and waits for the flaming to begin*...

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RichPLS   11-15-2005 at 03:55:33 PM
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Replace overweight with obnoxious, you dumb twit!

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:02:02 PM
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Quote :

Replace overweight with obnoxious, you dumb twit!



HELL FOCKING NO!

Yeah, we're loud and obnoxious but so are the irish....

We are HUGE. my family has nobody over the age of 14, other then myself, that isn't OBESE. i dont mean big, i mean they are HUGE.

i went to buy pants today...i wear a 31x35. but i usually look for 32x34 because the extra room around lets them sit a little lower....so i am fine.

i found literally HUNDREDS of pants 40/28 42/28 44/28 and even some 48/30's and i spent 2hours looking anf i found almost no 32x34's.....and i ended up getting 33x34 and wear a belt because they looked the nicest.

Americans are FOCKING HUGE FAT PEICES OF LAZY *SS SH*T!

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:06:08 PM
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Quote :

I'm American, therefore I:

1. Am overweight and loud.
2. Whoop and give high fives arbitrarily.
3. Occassionally invade sovereign nations.



change occationally to frequently



I am American therfore i beleive:
1. That our gas prices are outragious at 2.07/gal
2. That even when in other countries they should speak our language
3. That even though only 1% of americans know 1 world leader from ANY COUNTRY IN THE WORLD.....we demand they know every detail of everything going on with the US

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RCPilot   11-15-2005 at 04:07:35 PM
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I know what you mean.....

I have a hell of a time finding 32 x32s, for this lethal body of mine..... [shrug]

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:18:42 PM
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32x32?

I can get 1,000 of those for every 32x34 i find
and i still have never seen a 32x35 in a retail store EVER (that didn't include the words BIG or TALL) let a lone a 31x35.

i am not freakishly tall like 6'10".....i am 6'2" i shuld be able to buy focking pants.

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Era   11-15-2005 at 04:22:23 PM
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*sharpening his claws and moving closer*

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dhlucke   11-15-2005 at 04:23:11 PM
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You have no claws you silly rabbit.

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Jake_Barnes   11-15-2005 at 04:23:34 PM
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Quote :

and i still have never seen a 32x35 in a retail store EVER (that didn't include the words BIG or TALL) let a lone a 31x35.


I have that problem ... I needed a 32x33 ... but was told that manufacturers primarily just go with even sizes ... and make us "freaks" go to tailors for alterations ... :(

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Era   11-15-2005 at 04:32:26 PM
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I have rabbit-claws and I'm proud of them, you miserable no nothing bungsomething.

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:39:13 PM
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I feel for ya, truely i do

buiying pants is a whole huge thing for me because it takes 2 hours and i try on so many sizes and styles....31x35 is just not ever going to happen.

And i can never find the shoes i want in my size....they only have the uggo ones left.

"Can i get this in a 13?"
they come back 25min later
"We dont have a 13, i brought the cloest thing i had, its a 9"

If i could fit my foot into the BOX of the 9 i would be shocked....I hate shoe and pant shopping.

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Jake_Barnes   11-15-2005 at 04:42:53 PM
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Quote :

"Can i get this in a 13?"
they come back 25min later
"We dont have a 13, i brought the cloest thing i had, its a 9"



LMAO ... gotta love some of these retail people ... they try :D

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 04:43:49 PM
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32 x 32 my arse. You could wear a pair of straws and they'd still be flapping around.

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:45:02 PM
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Quote :

32 x 32 my arse. You could wear a pair of straws and they'd still be flapping around.




OOOHHHHH BUUUUUUUURRRNNN[/Kelso]

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RCPilot   11-15-2005 at 04:50:30 PM
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A friend of mine I served with had size 16 boots... The Army only made them up to size 15... They didn't let him out though....

They sent him to a Orthopedic Dr. & had custom made boots, made, to fit him.... But it came back to bit them.... He was know as rowboat feet!!!!!

While on Reforger in Germany, he frostbit those monster feet & has had a pension for it every since....... [shrug]

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 04:53:35 PM
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Yeah, i know people who have size 17-22 shoes....but i dont think a size 13 is a freak size but i can rarely find shoes, even work boots and basketball shoes i have a hard time. They make like 20,000 of sizes 7-12 and only 150 of 13-17 so they are always out.

the 31x35 is kind of a freakish size....but i dont think 32x34 is...it should be carried in more volume.

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 04:59:39 PM
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I admit I deserved that.

But you gotta also admit that it was a good line.

Hey what's that whistlin' noise..... 8O

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Auburn9698   11-15-2005 at 05:01:31 PM
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Heh-heh, true, so true. :lol:

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RCPilot   11-15-2005 at 05:02:02 PM
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Quote :

but i dont think 32x34 is...it should be carried in more volume.


There must not be too many "Bone Racks" walking around..... [shrug] :P

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RCPilot   11-15-2005 at 05:03:36 PM
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See the bold above!!!!!! ^ 8O

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 05:08:29 PM
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Not cool...i am 170lbs of rock solid muscle....

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 05:11:07 PM
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You've just described my cock.

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 05:12:23 PM
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Quote :

You've just described my ****.



I dont think you have 170lb Rooster......unless you are starving it....

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RCPilot   11-15-2005 at 05:16:15 PM
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Ummmmm K.......

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WingDing   11-15-2005 at 05:16:45 PM
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This is crazy. The work c[b][/b]ock just got censored.

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RobD   11-15-2005 at 05:18:09 PM
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The bastards....

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pickxx   11-15-2005 at 05:18:54 PM
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out of a million usages of the word c ock on this forum....how many would be used for a chicken? 3, maybe 4?

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