There are too many noobs wandering around and are easy prey for sickos like me. Therefore I propose a standard warning that can be cut and pasted as necessary to provide fair warning to the uninitiated.

Standard Wingding Warning

1. Do not speak to the Wingding
2. Do not approach the Wingding
3. Do not feed the Wingding
4. Do not bend over near the Wingding
5. Do not smell the Wingding
6. Do not reply to the Wingding
7. Do not accept anything from the Wingding
8. Do not taunt the Wingding

Anything else?

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(" )þ(" ) Be kind to my deformed bunny

Be afraid ... be very afraid ...

Is this a cruel attempt to eternify Wingy's deformed bunny?

Check out its left ear (in addition to its pitiful excuse of man jewels).

*points and snickers*

Oh no. I'm damned for all time now...

...*wails pitifully*...

I think that covers it pretty well.

I think RobD might get some mileage out of this one

Mate, what's that game you guys play? Post-football? Whereby each of you gentlemen bounce groovy posts off one another until one of you drops or has to get back to work.

Terrific stuff. You're right though, there's plenty of scope for some Rob specials!

It started ages ago with the Virtual Fight Club. We tried to outdo each other with our knowledge of obscure pop bands, then our knowledge of various TV programmes, and so on. It went on for ages, and started a tradition that has continued ever since. The filthy nunfecker.

I don't like that you have your own personal sticky.
I don't like that at all, it's not fair.

I suggest you start debating user titles with Ryan now

(Sorry Ryan.. could not resist that one )

QFT!

Ryan and I have an intensive PM action going on, so go away!

I was wondering where all that negative energy came from but now I see...

8. Do not read the Wingding.

To be fair....that should be rule Zero

if you make it rule 8, then by the time they know it they have already fuckked up.

Spoilsport

But you know they wuold read on....then it wouldbe a justified raping

What are you doing up this early? Best Buy doesn't open for what...another five hours?

All rapes are justified [/edgy]

WHOA....that nearly offended me....and thats impressive

They're all asking for it[/beyond edgy]

Ooh, I like your style.

Ok, let's be controversial...

I'm American, therefore I:

1. Am overweight and loud.
2. Whoop and give high fives arbitrarily.
3. Occassionally invade sovereign nations.

Let the flaming begin....

I'm gonna enjoy this....

...*pulls up chair and waits for the flaming to begin*...