Archived from groups: alt.games.half-life (
More info?)
Yep, at one time that little island ruled and controlled almost half
the world.... Ya were an amazing and brave lot....
On Tue, 05 Jul 2005 00:16:11 GMT, Strider
<email.given@thepoint.youasknice> wrote:
>Cannon Fodder proclaimed...
>
>> Nope, it's from toting watermelons, lugging kegs of beer, dodging
>> bottle rockets and the wild dance done when someone tosses a 200 pack
>> of Black Cat firecrackers between yer legs.... Me waves my little flag
>> and whistles "Yankee Doodle Dandy".....
>
>Yeah congratulations and commendations from breaking away from a real
>empire!
--
"The Buffalo Theory"
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.