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HeHe... Yep they're poisoning me with that stuff too, along with 6
other meds... It's fun to get old, it keeps ya on yer toes... Yer 70
and I'll be 69 in a few days.... It's a great life... Just sorry I
only have 37 years left..... Had my annual last month... Doc said "I
have good news and bad news"... The good news is that you are immortal
and will live forever... The bad news is you won't be able to enjoy
it... Ah such is life... You French have such a saying... "cest la
vive.. or something close....
On Sat, 16 Jul 2005 01:34:23 GMT, "Rene Lamontagne" <rlamont@shaw.ca>
wrote:
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>"Cannon Fodder" <gonfishn39@mindspring.com> wrote in message
>news:57mgd1di67okk79etmqct3j0dvfl930628@4ax.com...
>> Not to worry, the beer replaces the blood, you really don't need it
>> and beer won't clot.... My problem was strokes when I had that red
>> stuff....
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>Yeah, the red stuff is too Thick!!! I have to keep mine thinned down with
>the Warfarin rat poison. Blood clot in the anterior heart artery13 years ago
>, Jeez, that dammned near sent me to meet my maker too, 35 days in hospital,
>Wonder how many chances I have left???
)
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>Regards, Rene Lamontagne
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"The Buffalo Theory"
A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.