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"TOWEL HEADS"

Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically
incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our
choice of words.

I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want
to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they
wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded
sheet.

Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet
Heads."

Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
 

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"ian lincoln" <jessops@sux.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> "TOWEL HEADS"
>
> Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically
> incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our
> choice of words.
>
> I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want
> to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they
> wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded
> sheet.
>
> Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet
> Heads."
>
> Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
>

Hmmm. As far as I'm aware the only headgear worn by the people trying to
blow up parts of London were baseball caps Ian.
 
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On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 23:32:36 GMT, Cannon Fodder
<gonfishn39@mindspring.com> wrote:

>How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
>mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
>the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....
>
i hazard a guess.you are a fat, flag waving, american retard.
And by no means do i insinuate all americans are off that ilk.Indeed
we have a similar idiotic misinformed labotomized species here in the
uk,they are collectively called "chavs".
 
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That post certainly tells me a lot about you.... :) What a sap....


On Tue, 2 Aug 2005 00:31:00 +0000 (UTC), desert
<youmustbe@joking.co.com> wrote:

>On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 23:32:36 GMT, Cannon Fodder
><gonfishn39@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
>>How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
>>mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
>>the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....
>>
>i hazard a guess.you are a fat, flag waving, american retard.
>And by no means do i insinuate all americans are off that ilk.Indeed
>we have a similar idiotic misinformed labotomized species here in the
>uk,they are collectively called "chavs".
>

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"The Buffalo Theory"


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.
 
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"desert" <youmustbe@joking.co.com> wrote in message
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> On Mon, 01 Aug 2005 23:32:36 GMT, Cannon Fodder
> <gonfishn39@mindspring.com> wrote:
>
> >How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
> >mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
> >the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....
> >
> i hazard a guess.you are a fat, flag waving, american retard.
> And by no means do i insinuate all americans are off that ilk.Indeed
> we have a similar idiotic misinformed labotomized species here in the
> uk,they are collectively called "chavs".
>
>

lol, bruv, innit
 
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"ian lincoln" <jessops@sux.com> wrote in message
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>
>
> "TOWEL HEADS"
>
> Recently I received a warning about the use of this politically
> incorrect term, so please note, we all need to be more sensitive in our
> choice of words.
>
> I have been informed the Islamic terrorists, who hate our guts and want
> to kill us, do not like to be called "Towel Heads", since the item they
> wear on their heads is not actually a towel, but in fact, a small folded
> sheet.
>
> Therefore, from this point forward, please refer to them as "Little Sheet
> Heads."
>
> Thank you for your support and compliance on this delicate matter.
>
>
>
>
>
>

MEANWHILE.... back in HL2 .......
 
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Cookie McCrumble proclaimed...

> lol, bruv, innit

I'm trying to picture CF in a tracca suit :)

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"Now that there is one damn fine coat you're wearing."

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"Stri" <email.given@thepoint.youasknice> wrote in message
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> Cookie McCrumble proclaimed...
>
>> lol, bruv, innit
>
> I'm trying to picture CF in a tracca suit :)
>

A burberry one.... :)
 
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Shawk proclaimed...

> A burberry one.... :)

He's suit it. He'd look like a little charv gangsta wannabe :)

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On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 13:21:44 GMT, Stri
<email.given@thepoint.youasknice> wrote:

>Shawk proclaimed...
>
>> A burberry one.... :)
>
>He's suit it. He'd look like a little charv gangsta wannabe :)

you forgot to mention sovereign rings on every finger.

dr ratt

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Cannon Fodder wrote:
> How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
> mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
> the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....

It's racist because it denegrates them to a label "towel/rag heads",
just like it's racist to call Asians "slant eyes" or something.
 
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GFree wrote:

>> How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
>> mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
>> the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....
>
>
> It's racist because it denegrates them to a label "towel/rag heads",
> just like it's racist to call Asians "slant eyes" or something.

I thought that was "slitty eyed" :)


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We prefer "Slope Head".....

On Tue, 02 Aug 2005 15:59:57 +0100, Ben Cottrell
<bench@bench333.screaming.net> wrote:

>GFree wrote:
>
>>> How the hell do you call it racist????? Muslim terrorists are black,
>>> mid-eastern and white... Indonesia has asians... Yer an idiot... By
>>> the way, we call them "Rag Heads"....
>>
>>
>> It's racist because it denegrates them to a label "towel/rag heads",
>> just like it's racist to call Asians "slant eyes" or something.
>
>I thought that was "slitty eyed" :)

--


"The Buffalo Theory"


A herd of buffalo can only move as fast as the slowest
buffalo. And when the herd is hunted, it is the slowest
and weakest ones at the back that are killed first. This
natural selection is good for the herd as a whole, because
the general speed and health of the whole group keeps
improving by the regular killing of the weakest members.
In much the same way, the human brain can only operate as
fast as the slowest brain cells. Excessive intake of
alcohol, as we know, kill brain cells. But naturally,
it attacks the slowest and weakest brain cells first.
In this way, regular consumption of beer eliminates the
weaker brain cells, making the brain a faster and more
efficient machine! That's why you always feel smarter
after a few beers.
 
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"Stri" <email.given@thepoint.youasknice> wrote in message
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> Shawk proclaimed...
>
>> A burberry one.... :)
>
> He's suit it. He'd look like a little charv gangsta wannabe :)

Little? He's about as tall as his ol Dodge van is high :) LOL!
McG.
 

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Cannon Fodder wrote:
> We prefer "Slope Head".....

You and a couple of your like-minded friends are an embarrassment to
watch as you reveal your adolescent level of emotional development.

I never thought anyone could out do the SteamKiller nutcase in the
"bigoted and unreasoning hate" category. You made it look so easy. Lots
of practice I bet.

Congratulations on singlehandedly disproving the theory of "intelligent
design". George Bush is going to be pissed.

plonk!
 
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<shite snipped>

Can we start with a "plee" for spelling?

Civilian_Target
 
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Civilian_Target wrote:
> <shite snipped>
>
> Can we start with a "plee" for spelling?
>
> Civilian_Target

That has bean reely bugging me.

_-_
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