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<b>You shave, you sh*t, you shower. You put on that expensive cologne. Then you go out to meet women at......</b>
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Reply to peteb

that is too funny roflol

theyre accusing,lk alwyz wo knwng wht s jst fctn& wht s the truth.

Reply to jmycal

I'm married too

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Reply to Anonymous

How long you been married bowser? Do you have any kids yet? How do you feel about the recent tax cut? What do you think we should do about rising energy costs? What kind of doctorate degree did you get? What mutual funds did you invest in and how are they doing? Bowser, how do you feel about global warming?

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Reply to dhlucke

Somebody get that man some Ritalin.

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Reply to FatBurger

You remembered me, how sweet! :smile:

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Reply to Anonymous

Hey, this is the first time I've seen PornoGirl on here...

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Reply to FatBurger

I swear to fuc|<ing God that that's the hardest I've ever laughed this year.... OMFG........ ROFLMAOSHITID!

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Reply to Grizely1

It's LordKaos

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Reply to Grizely1

Which would explain a few things...what, I dont know. But it does.

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Reply to FatBurger

NO NO NO... dont tell me its Lordkaos. I was just about to try to pick the chick up :frown: :frown: :frown: My dream date is ruined!

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Reply to Shocwavez

for some reason I'm inclined to cock my head to one side and ask myself "why does he even bother?"

I know in some states it legal to get married at 14, but I didn't realise you could get married at 12 - where do you live? Is your wife also your cousin by any chance? Maybe a sister?

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Reply to peteb

Let's not jump the gun. Bowser is married to a guy most likely. I'm sure they both take turns ramming each other in the corn hole. Go bowser, you can do it, it's your birthday....

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Reply to dhlucke

What!?! It is actually legal to get married at 14? I thought that was prohibited after Romeo and Juliet :o



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Reply to HighCv2

Damn! this place is full of wife stealing paedophiles!

Any way, I don't need to pick up girls. Their always hanging of me like ticks...

...No... ...hold on, wait!...

...Sorry, they are ticks! :wink:

I'm off to submerge in the bath.


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Reply to Anonymous

Sorry,Dude,

I don't have to pick up women (including girlies and pensioners),- they pick me up!


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Reply to Anonymous

Where???

By the ankles! :lol:

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Reply to camieabz

If i was Pornosomething it would be Pornodude or Pornoguy not Pornogirl!
Besides , you´re the one who´s using multiple nicks in here, not me!

Learn from other´s mistakes!
You won´t live to make them all by yourself! :-D

Reply to LordKaos

No, im PornoGirl. Tits just little old me!

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Reply to Anonymous

You're such a skank. I bet you get passed around at trucker stops until the whole interstate had gotten a peice of you. Now that they won't have you anymore you've moved on to us innocent computer people....

Leave us alone...


Disclaimer: This message is intended for our mature audience. It is also a message intended only to Pornogirl as she is a second handle no doubt.

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Reply to dhlucke

Me using multiple nicks?!!?!?!? ROFLMAO

so which one am I ? have fredi check the IPs!!!!

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Reply to Grizely1

Hey I represent that comment, er wait.... I resent that comment! And what if I am a second handle? It was just a joke made up from something wusy said. I only remembered this account when somebody brought the name up. Any way Im off got things to see and people to do!

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Reply to Anonymous

I know, I just can't remember who you are. Damn it. I was going for a reaction....come on.... LOL....

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Reply to dhlucke

thats my wife.

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Reply to Anonymous

I am sorry for you! (-:

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Reply to Mordy

You're sorry for boswer?? I'm sorry for PornoGirl. She doesn't deserve to wake up next to a spiky monster with a kidnapped princess on the other side.

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Reply to FatBurger

I like to pick my woman up off the bed, and move her to the couch. You can get better leverage on the couch......

Reply to ejsmith2

The FUC|< I AM!!!!! You couldn't get laid to save your life. Your a pathetic, whiny, introverted, excuse for a human being. Not to mention your skills at web design rate right up there with a 10 year old. Except I think the 10 year olds grammer would be better.

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Reply to Anonymous

Whoa!

I'm keeping my dumb remarks out of this thread for now on.........

Reply to ejsmith2

Maybe if you and your wife ever have kids, one will be a video card and the other a DSL modem.

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Reply to Shocwavez

Wow...if Bowser doesn't flee the forum (or at least this thread) after that, he's even dumber than I thought.

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Reply to FatBurger
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