Christmas Cancelled

Such a shame - they had to arrest Santa

My God - First arrested, then releasaed on bail only to be killed.

This looks legit guys - What a black, black day, I'm sure we'll remember for the rest of our lives.

Richard.

The ramifications are horrendous. The elves, now unemployed, have turned the toy factory in the north pole into a processing plant for WMD. The USA is planning an invasion. This has nothing to do with the recently discovered oil reserves in the area said a spokesman.

That is a big change, no doubt....

He's fine.... He hasn't been able to get his logon to work since the forum changed.... He's written to steve_sa as well as myself about it, so I'm not sure if it's gotten worked out yet.... I've been expecting to see him anytime, but he hasn't showed yet.... [shrug]

Fine!

*Leaves*

Shit, you're too quick. Where's my party poppers and silly string?

...*celebrates*...

I know you two chat a lot over the web on RW. Have you spoke to him recently? Is he OK? Tee's a good bloke, hope he's doin' fine.

Agreed. We need to shed some of the scum from down here.

What do you want me to do? Apart from get a round in, which goes without saying.....

I'm up for a few rounds!!!!

First though, there's an important question that desperately needs to be answered......

Salted, or Dry Roasted with the beer?

How about some hot wings at Hooters to go along with the salted...... 8)

FFS - EBAY IS A FÚCKING JOKE! THEIR SITE DECIDED TO STOP WORKING JUST AS I WAS ABOUT TO BID ON A DELL 24" MONITOR. FÚCKING BARGIN @ £525 AS WELL.

GREAT.

Scampi Fries surely? Cracking fishy flavoured snack and can mask the smell of beer on your breath. One downside however is that you do smell like you've been fingering the local slapper all night.

Scampi fries indeed mask the smell of beer. Talking shoit, slobbering , an inability to remain upright and all without the explanatory smell of beer. People will think you are a junkie.

West Yorkshre leads the way!

What the hell am I , the virginal offering . Shit this getting old stuff is way to hard on me . Now I'm a virginal offering .

Man O Man!!!!

That's just a fancy as that Vegas Neon lit machine your runnin!!!!!

That's a great sig. there Mike :!:

8O MORNING there RC.

MORNING there Wingy.

How's it hanging? [/better not go there again]

Hey, morning ther Russell!!!!

Wingy? He's deathly afraid of turkeys. He cries at the mere sight of one.

No sh-t!!!!!!!

I'll have to remember that & keep my guard turkey around all the time then!!!!