Look what I got for a dollar.
Now I can say LOOK HOW BIG MINE IS :!:
It's a Hitachi SuperScan Elite 802
I found it at a thrift store for only $1.....WHOOT
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...*dry humps russell's monitor*...
Hey ...... Hey, ...What ya think? ...That I'm a two bit whore?
Now for a dollar :?: :?: :?:
I don't have that high an opinion of you...[/harsh]
Urgh, don't talk to me about monitors.
Was looking at this amazing ebay deal for a Dell 2405FPW (24" Widescreen bad boy) - Free delivery, and free soundbar (speaker attachment). Was going for £540 until the high bidder retracted his bid, to leave the high bid @ £525.
Waited until last 3mins to bid, when Ebay stopped responding. I couldn't believe it, I couldn't access Ebay for about 4 mins, didn't get chance to bid
Felt like crying, lol, Dell.co.uk has the monitor for £950ish
It is about 200 years old, ginger, and probably more efficient at creating ozone than displaying vibrant colours.[/pis[b][/b]sing on bonfire]
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Don't try to rain/piss on my parade :!:
actually it was manufactured way back in 1997 But let me tell you the video quality is excellent :!:
FROM HERE
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That's because it's so darn big that it won't fit on your puny monitor
It works for me. Of course I have a rather large monitor.
With all the regulations regarding disposal of items like that monitor you could probably have charged them to take it away. The price you got it for seems to me they were avoiding having to pay for it's correct disposal. Still you did indeed find yourself a bargain.
Humm.. looks like the one somebody stole from me ....
Yup, just gotta do it the old-fashioned way. Geez, all that work....
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War Turkey ...
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Could be, is there a reward?
"Gobble, gobble, gobble, Beat Bama! Gobble, gobble, gobble"
Well, you can send it back to me and you'll be rewarded my gratitude for the rest of my life..
Sure thing, just send$300.00 shipping and handling. I'll PM my pay pal.
Humm, it is a bit expensive, so I called UPS. they will be at your door, tomorrow to pickup the box. Everything is already paid. this will save you to actually handle too much that box and avoid the shipping hassle ...
no no you don't understand. I had planned shipping by "Donkeyfast".
shipping = $5.00
handeling= $295.00
UPS must COD $295.00 ASAP
ok, here's the deal..send me 200$ and keep the monitor.
Mate that is a terrific buy!
You cant even get a handful of French Fries for a buck these days.
No way .. that looks like an old motorola ... my father had one of those ... they were fat and so ugly ... $1 was a rip off!
OH!
Well well, what have we here?
It looks like a NEWBIE :!:
Hello Mr. Beretta9, I hope you plan to stick around a while.
Here Wingy, here Wingy
* unsnaps chain ---runs for cover *
and what is this wings thing ... I'm not a flyer thank you 8)
Just wait, just wait, ............. and while you're waiting you may want to read the sticky at the top of the other section.
*** pulls up chair ... pops open beer ***
I have read that pos ... and the wings man ... he don't scare me ... but your beer is a good idea ... I will wait with you
OMG!!!!!
8O 8O 8O
This is going to be a feeding frenzy!
I wonder who Wingy will choose first :?:
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Really ... is this healthy :?:
Jake, this is going to be fun!!!!
| Quote : I have read that pos ... and the wings man ... he don't scare me ... but your beer is a good idea ... I will wait with you |
Really ... is this healthy :?:
Can you please let me say what is is I want to say? Mr moderator
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Dude, get the fock out of here. Thats a cool buy for a buck. What was the last thing you bought for a buck? A gummy bear? A blank for the guns that you're into? A Utah Jazz John Stockton lay-up playing card? A new spanker rag for your Brittney Spears MTV Flog-a-thon sessions?
Its a top buy! You know it.
...*enters, throbbing erection stinking of old fish*...
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...*points finger at the new dudes and bellows:*... "Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish! Fresh Fish!"
...*a claw emerges from ulcerated jap-eye*...
...*clears throat*...
DIE NEWBIE DIE!!!!!
You can have some too.....
DIE NEWBIE DIE!!!
...*Its screaming maw salivating at the prospect of fresh meat*...
Open up Newbie!!!!!!
...*a slimy proboscis emerges from the scabby helmet, slurping greedily*...
Take your nickname, place the business end against your empty head and use all the strength in your spindlely girl like arms to pull the trigger. AKA
!!!DIE NEWBIE DIE!!!
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The Gods help me! Such colourful use of the English language I've never seen! ...*gut-laughing uncontrollably*...
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Ouch!
What a mess. I'm not cleaning that up. [/passes bucket and mop to Tom]
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Ouch!
What a mess. I'm not cleaning that up. [/passes bucket and mop to Tom]
The newbie can clean it up himself. They usually have enough time before they realize they're dead.
LMAO!
"Why are you guys picking on me?" The 'Other's' famous last words.
I may have to define "business end" a little more clearly for the nutter. He probably thinks the grip is the business end as holding a pistol gives him a rush.
Kind of like the feeling we get when we hold a pint of that gorgeous tasting amber liquid that we're so fond of.
You mean the tarry ichor that slops from my gonad-ulcers?
Thank you for that image.
***puts down Stella and opens bottle of JD***
Please no more imagery. I don't want to have to work my way through my entire stock of booze, or do I?
Yes you do!!!! There's more where that came from!!!!
I'm thinkin "hair of the dog" here in a bit myself!!!!!!
Not unless you want to end up like George Best, the poor bastard.
Instead of drinking, please think about the offensive discharge that is now gathering underneath my foreskin. It is yellow and putrid and has the consistency of scrambled eggs.
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