Just read where a boy from Canada kissed his girlfriend soon after eating a peanut type snack and his 15 year old girlfriend immediately went into shock and died.
All I could think of was wow. One kid is dead and another will possibly be traumatized for years because of a peanut allergy and a kiss.
How many can relate to this type of tragic childhood trauma? Anyone, Wingy?
Yeah I heard about that in another forum, and after having time to deal with the news, one reply still makes me smile:
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Sorry if it offends :?
I regularly have girls drop at my feet. But to have one die like that would be a disaster. Proteins are strange things, can't live without them, many will kill you.
That's not quite how the saying goes...
Anyway, I think I read on somewhere that he ate a peanut butter sandwich about 7 hours earlier...if that's true...then that's just crazy.
My ex had a mild allergy to nuts, she once ate an icecream that contained what must have been a trace amounts of nut and got a bad headache, I don't think she died.
My wife won't eat my nuts anymore, either!
That is truly, most unfortunate.
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On a side note:
I got slapped across the face as a kid for putting my tongue in the little chiccy's mouth. That hurt like shite for a day or two until she gave me another shot at it!!! We kissed all afternoon after school and it was 8)
What's this! In another thread you claim you have some friends, and now you claim to have a wife?!
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I remember Rich's wife logging on in Rich's absence and posting a piece on religion.
I can relate.
But you can eat hers [/harsh]
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O.K I meant kneeling in front of me.
***strokes back of Ned's head***
Now that's just plain wrong.
8O
Minus 2 points for Friar Tom....
8O
Await your turn bi[b][/b]tch
...*waits patiently*...
...*applies cherry lip balm*...
***refreshed from abusing all Ned's cranial orifices, strolls over to the Wingding***
"what a big mouth you have"
...*opens wide*...
**the forum falls silent, stunned at what they see and smell.**
*Blinks*
28 minutes have passed and I still haven't bled to death.
*puts razor blades away and pulls out shotgun*
**Runs up to DH, farts in his face and runs away**
TAKE THAT!
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Wha... what?! The 90's boy band are here?!
...*runs away*...
They were all men underneath...
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underneath........ you?
No, they were in me. I meant underneath their clothes!
I've been begged by a number of people to either lock or delete this thread. People are traumatized. 8O
I say leave it be. I'd be interested just to see how sick and depraved we can make it. I'm sure we can go much, much lower.
Ok, let me go find some pics of me having sex with squirrels to post.
...*hops around enticingly with bushy tail and buck teeth*...
Hmm, the perfect thread for some more turd pictures. Like the one my bro sent me the other day.
See, I knew we could do it with no effort whatsoever.
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That reminds me. A woman went to a Tahi reseturant for the first time with her friends. She asked the waitriss what was in PadThai. The woman took a bite{ after ordering PadThai} and died. The waitress forgot there are peanuts in PadThai. Peanut is the main ingre diant in that dish
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???!?!?!?! WTF!!!!?!?!?
How could you screw that up? The whole thing is covered in peanuts no matter where you get it!
That was just natural selection at work. Good ol' Darwin.
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When I read about that. Why did she not see the peanuts?
Anyone with an alergic reaction to peanuts should NOT eat Thai food.
apparently not kiss boyfriends either...
***a partialy digested Jason Orange emerges from Wingy's gaping hole***
Arhh, so that's where you have been. Ned will be so pleased your back.
I know I was already traumatized before I read this thread. Thanx guys!
...*slowly passes a decomposing Barry White through straining anus*...
...*gasp*....*ahhh*....
***dons lab coat and geeky specs***
Just one moment my pretty, just one drop of my potion will reanimate you. Then you can reenter Wingy's ar[b][/b]se.
[/bass voice] AWWWW YEAHHHH! [/bass voice]
...*slithers messily up Wingy's scabby starfish*...
Back where you belong you large piece of sh[b][/b]it.
...*muffled cursing*....
Oh great. You've upset him now.
Almost didn't make it home in time for this.
She is lovely. I know she is all yours , but does she have a sister?
She's my Sister Senor...... 5 dollar, no Holler!!!!!!
***pays grand master pimp the requested sum***
Morning.
*You got 5 minutes, no problem Senor*
Morning Man!!!!
$5 dollars for 5 minutes? what a deal......oh wait....that's American dollars isn't it......that's like..(carry the 6, divide by 11) $520 Canadian dollars. 8O What a rip off!
LOL You've never heard about Mexico???? 8O
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