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Talk about your bad luck . . .

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Just read where a boy from Canada kissed his girlfriend soon after eating a peanut type snack and his 15 year old girlfriend immediately went into shock and died.

All I could think of was wow. One kid is dead and another will possibly be traumatized for years because of a peanut allergy and a kiss.

How many can relate to this type of tragic childhood trauma? Anyone, Wingy?

Reply to RichPLS
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Yeah I heard about that in another forum, and after having time to deal with the news, one reply still makes me smile:

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Rest In Peanuts



Sorry if it offends :?

Reply to Ned_Flanders

I regularly have girls drop at my feet. But to have one die like that would be a disaster. Proteins are strange things, can't live without them, many will kill you.

Reply to Tom_Smart

That's not quite how the saying goes... :wink:

Anyway, I think I read on somewhere that he ate a peanut butter sandwich about 7 hours earlier...if that's true...then that's just crazy.

My ex had a mild allergy to nuts, she once ate an icecream that contained what must have been a trace amounts of nut and got a bad headache, I don't think she died.

Reply to Ned_Flanders
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My wife won't eat my nuts anymore, either! :oops:

Reply to RichPLS

That is truly, most unfortunate. :cry: [/seriously]



On a side note:

I got slapped across the face as a kid for putting my tongue in the little chiccy's mouth. That hurt like shite for a day or two until she gave me another shot at it!!! We kissed all afternoon after school and it was 8) :lol:

Reply to BomberBill

What's this! In another thread you claim you have some friends, and now you claim to have a wife?! :wink:

Reply to Ned_Flanders

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What's this! In another thread you claim you have some friends, and now you claim to have a wife?! :wink:



I remember Rich's wife logging on in Rich's absence and posting a piece on religion.

Reply to BomberBill
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I can relate. :cry:

Reply to dhlucke

But you can eat hers [/harsh]

Reply to WingDing

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That's not quite how the saying goes...


O.K I meant kneeling in front of me.

***strokes back of Ned's head***

Reply to Tom_Smart

Now that's just plain wrong.

Reply to WingDing
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8O


Minus 2 points for Friar Tom....





8O

Reply to dhlucke

Await your turn bi[b][/b]tch

Reply to Tom_Smart

...*waits patiently*...

...*applies cherry lip balm*...

Reply to WingDing

***refreshed from abusing all Ned's cranial orifices, strolls over to the Wingding***

"what a big mouth you have"

Reply to Tom_Smart

...*opens wide*...

Reply to WingDing
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**the forum falls silent, stunned at what they see and smell.**

Reply to RichPLS
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28 minutes have passed and I still haven't bled to death.

*puts razor blades away and pulls out shotgun*

Reply to dhlucke

**Runs up to DH, farts in his face and runs away**

TAKE THAT! :twisted:

Reply to Ned_Flanders
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TAKE THAT! :twisted:



Wha... what?! The 90's boy band are here?!

...*runs away*...

:tongue:

Reply to RobD

They were all men underneath... :oops:

Reply to Ned_Flanders
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They were all men underneath... :oops:



underneath........ you?

Reply to RobD

No, they were in me. I meant underneath their clothes!

Reply to Ned_Flanders
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I've been begged by a number of people to either lock or delete this thread. People are traumatized. 8O

Reply to dhlucke
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I say leave it be. I'd be interested just to see how sick and depraved we can make it. I'm sure we can go much, much lower. :twisted:

Reply to RobD
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Ok, let me go find some pics of me having sex with squirrels to post.

Reply to dhlucke

...*hops around enticingly with bushy tail and buck teeth*...

Reply to WingDing

:idea: Hmm, the perfect thread for some more turd pictures. Like the one my bro sent me the other day.

Reply to Auburn9698
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See, I knew we could do it with no effort whatsoever. :D

Reply to RobD

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Just read where a boy from Canada kissed his girlfriend soon after eating a peanut type snack and his 15 year old girlfriend immediately went into shock and died.

All I could think of was wow. One kid is dead and another will possibly be traumatized for years because of a peanut allergy and a kiss.

How many can relate to this type of tragic childhood trauma? Anyone, Wingy?

That reminds me. A woman went to a Tahi reseturant for the first time with her friends. She asked the waitriss what was in PadThai. The woman took a bite{ after ordering PadThai} and died. The waitress forgot there are peanuts in PadThai. Peanut is the main ingre diant in that dish :mrgreen: .

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???!?!?!?! WTF!!!!?!?!?

How could you screw that up? The whole thing is covered in peanuts no matter where you get it!

That was just natural selection at work. Good ol' Darwin.

Reply to dhlucke

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???!?!?!?! WTF!!!!?!?!?

How could you screw that up? The whole thing is covered in peanuts no matter where you get it!

That was just natural selection at work. Good ol' Darwin.

When I read about that. Why did she not see the peanuts? :mrgreen:

Reply to HardWareBoss
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Anyone with an alergic reaction to peanuts should NOT eat Thai food.

Reply to dhlucke
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apparently not kiss boyfriends either...

Reply to RichPLS

***a partialy digested Jason Orange emerges from Wingy's gaping hole***

Arhh, so that's where you have been. Ned will be so pleased your back.

Reply to Tom_Smart
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I know I was already traumatized before I read this thread. Thanx guys!

Reply to qoop

...*slowly passes a decomposing Barry White through straining anus*...

...*gasp*....*ahhh*....

Reply to WingDing

***dons lab coat and geeky specs***

Just one moment my pretty, just one drop of my potion will reanimate you. Then you can reenter Wingy's ar[b][/b]se.

Reply to Tom_Smart

[/bass voice] AWWWW YEAHHHH! [/bass voice]

...*slithers messily up Wingy's scabby starfish*...

Reply to WingDing

Back where you belong you large piece of sh[b][/b]it.

Reply to Tom_Smart

...*muffled cursing*....

Oh great. You've upset him now.

Reply to WingDing

Almost didn't make it home in time for this.

Reply to Auburn9698

She is lovely. I know she is all yours , but does she have a sister?

Reply to Tom_Smart
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She's my Sister Senor...... 5 dollar, no Holler!!!!!! :twisted:

Reply to RCPilot

***pays grand master pimp the requested sum***
Morning.

Reply to Tom_Smart
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*You got 5 minutes, no problem Senor*

Morning Man!!!!

Reply to RCPilot
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$5 dollars for 5 minutes? what a deal......oh wait....that's American dollars isn't it......that's like..(carry the 6, divide by 11) $520 Canadian dollars. 8O What a rip off!

Reply to qoop
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LOL You've never heard about Mexico???? 8O

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