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"Jan Panteltje" <panteltje@yahoo.com> wrote in message
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> "Richard Crowley" <rcrowley7@xprt.net> wrote in message
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> So, how can I criticize capacitors the wrong way around,
> I probably should not.
> Because it all depends on how much faith one has.
> Imagine you (just for the story's sake),
> just lost your job, you're home, the landlord knocks on the door,
> you have not payed the rent for 4 month, 'Tomorrow morning you are out
> on the street',
> you close the door, switch on the television, and there is Billy
> Graham, just then
> the light goes out (have not payed electricity for even longer),
> you light a candle, it falls over, the place burns down, you grab your
> tent from the
> last time you went camping, it has a hole in it, you sleep in the park
> and have this
> dream.
> In the dream God tells you to join the army.
> So, next morning that is what you do, and after a long career you end
> up designing electronics
> for the navy.
> You are assigned to a nuclear submarine, and one day there is this
> exercise, and they are
> ready to launch.
> The order spoken over the clearcom is 'Do NOT launch', but at that
> moment the cap
> opens (was reverse connected) and the guy at the knobs hears 'Do
> launch'.
> The missile launches, but because of a reverse connected cap in the
> guidance system
> it is now not heading for Russia, but for Disneyland.
> Just as it is about to pass the US coast line, the cap pops again, and
> it now is heading down towards
> the beach.
> At the same moment this all is happening, a shark is heading towards a
> little girl playing in the water
> of the beach.
> The people on the beach see the big fin approaching the little girl,
> and the mother stretches here arms,
> looks up, and screams: 'God please save my little girl from this
> shark'.
> Right then the missile detonator fails, because of a reverse connected
> capacitor, and the thing plunges
> on the shark's head .
> The shark is dead, the missile causes a big wave that lifts the little
> girl out of the water and throws
> it into the mothers arms.
> She says: 'God thank you'.
> You are invited to the white house, and all over the news is how
> useful nuclear missiles are and what a
> life saver they are.
> Immediately the president asks for a raise in the defense budget, and
> gets 10 million more then he asked,
> just to pay for reversing all caps in all electronic equipment in the
> army.
> If your faith is that strong, then you can even escape from a black
> hole perhaps, because of quantum
> fluctuation.
> Now this may be a hypothetical story, but once I was in a 747 way over
> the atlantic, the headphones did
> not work, I asked the flight attendant, and told him (the whole row
> did not work), 'maybe there is a
> defective cable or defective amp'.
> he asked 'how do you know?', and I told him 'I am an engineer'.
> Ah, he said, come with me, and we went to some place where he started
> pulling out modules.
> That did not help so he started pulling out other ones an changing
> them.
> This got me worried quite a bit as I am no aeronautics engineer at
> all... So I asked him, why not report
> the problem to the captain, and let him write it in the log, so they
> can fix it once we have landed?
> He said; 'Good idea', I went back to my seat.
> So, a bit more faith can do miracles...
> JP
> PS Even if you get that voltage at the mike input above 1/2V with an
> electret connected, then when somebody plugs in a dynamic mike the cap
> will be reverse polarized with 1/2V.
> The current through the resistor may cause the dynamic mike membrane
> to move,
> perhaps affecting its operation.
> Ideal would be a switch, or some detector ciruit.
> Story copyright Jan Panteltje 2004
> If you make a movie out of this, I want some of the millions.
Well! That explains it! LOL
Steve King