cock block of an accident!

happened a few days ago. going south on I25 in denver colo `9:30PM with my girl. i see a semi smoking the rear wheels to a stop and something white and blue fly `7 feet away and to the left landing on the ground. by this time i'm close enough to see it was a guy. there is movement! he is actually trying to get up!! amy is freaking out like i've not seen before. obviously the guy is too dazed and confused to notice his surrounding and while he is trying to get up, on all fours, with his head facing the traffic, but like trying to peak under his crotch, a sedan going ` 60 m/h hits him. clearly he didn't see the poor bastard on the highway and the next thing is the guy flying up and over his car and falling on the highway again. i was going to pull in front of the guy after the semi hit him, but i was going too fast to stop before running him over, so the second accident happened about 9 feet in front of us. by this time amy is puking all over, the other guy has hit the semi and i'm going in reverse to pull in front of the guy to put my hazards on while i'm on HOLD with 911.... WTF? i didn't know 911 can put you on hold????!!! WTF??? anyway, the right thing to do, which is also required by law is to wait till the officials are on site so i can give a report. amy is shaking and has already fucked my sold car with her puke, but thats understandable. poor thing. i'm trying to comfort her and talk to the paramedics on the phone, but she is crying so loud neither one of us can hear each other on the phone. this pisses me off because there is no time to lose! the guy is right in front of my car, twitching and jerking with the back of his head... missing... smashed in... i don't know, it wasn't there. about 5 mins later we've got cops, fire trucks, ambs and all. highway is closed completely and only three cars and a semi are there, i being one of them with the semi and the sedan being two more with one other witness. didn't have anything to cover the guy up cept my coat. went out, put my coat on him to prevent him from going into shock (yeah right, the guy is moving, but not alive. half his head is missing). took almost five hours before we were let go. amy was also seen by the paramedics, she passed out. my poor baby

spent the night awake watching her cause going to sleep didn't work with her waking up every five mins. and to think we were going to get it on... BRAAAAAAAAAAA life sucks hairy donkey nuts sometimes. poor bastard is free and happy, but i felt bad for those left behind. ticket paid for by pain, half lucky soul.
spent the night awake watching her cause going to sleep didn't work with her waking up every five mins. and to think we were going to get it on... BRAAAAAAAAAAA life suck hairy donkey nuts sometimes. poor bastard is free and happy, but i felt bad for those left behind. ticket paid for by pain, half lucky soul.

That sucks. I'd hate to see that. At least you guys are ok.

Any idea why some guy was strolling on I25 at 9:30PM?

That's too much detail.... :?

Holy shit Scam, you never do anything in half measures do you?! At least you and Amy are OK, got to have shaken you both up. Good to see you again though mate.

seiously man! i hope he had no kids. he looked to be in his early 30s.

thnks bro. it was an unforgetable night. amy is still acting a little weird, but i guess thats women?

had the guy been thrown from a car that was hit? or had he been walking on the road?

pretty sad sounding incident. my mate was hit by a car on his bike, (push bike) and was thrown in front of another car, which stopped about 1 meter in front of his head.

its always the second vehicle that is the most dangerous.

that does suck though dude.

Alltaken

Scamtron lied to us???? 8O

If it's true , I wish it wasn't . Hell of a experiance . If it's not true , well , hell of a story anyway .

work. I don't get to post here very often. I have to say i'm not thrilled with the look of the forum. I still read the posts every now and again, but don't comment much.

You should know better than that. Check out scammies sig. The guy still believes in his penis, he can't be getting any.

Scamtron doesn't believe in sex or anything but I gave him the benefit of the doubt in having a girlfriend.

If it was Eden I'd say no way, but scamtron might get laid one day.



Wait!

Who am I kidding. Both those guys are going to die virgins! MUAHAHAHAHA

It's a bit shitty if it is a load of balls. Not best pleased about that.

Fire 'em up Wingy....

...*fills gonad with naptha and white phosphorous*...

...*procures a solid collection of Hilda Ogden porn*...

...*ground starts to rumble*...

yeah she is. we aren't married, but even yahi knows i never could resist the power of big boobs on a petite girl.

its all about this religious thing where no sex before mariage comes into play and i was the first to warn myself about not being able to hold much longer. well, i snapped. and when i did, it was with a BOOM!
lolzor ahim teh 1337 455 h4z0R! cause i haxxored her asszor! swoot!

*sigh* good ol' days

hey, i do belive in my sig! without condoms, i would have created a bunch o' lil scams by now. so be thankful and not so bangful... i couldn't find anything else that would rhyme...:S

Well mate, you've answered your critics in style there.

I really did think you were telling the truth too. I have faith in you Scammers.

'Big boobs on petite women' - very, very 8) .

oh! OH! OH MY GOOSE!!! the ground is rumbling! i have weak knees! i just might fall on this knob!

*oh! ooh! AAAAHHHHhhhhhhhHHH!!! si si, muy bien!* *wingding mucho grande pinga!*

i do believe i don't believe in believing when believing to believe is for believing to believe!!!!

a wise man said that once. i'll never forget it.... as long as i get to come back here and re-read it.

... and forms a crust on the helmet, preventing it from...

...would have cause the entire earths population to die from...

....dongwingdinglong. BUT! scams ASS has saved earth from this...

Yeah, I was going to date Scammy when he came here, but I wasn't up to his standards........he doesn't like beefy desperate women!