The only thread

I've been thinking. I know it's not a normal thing so bear with me.







So anyways, how about all posts go into this thread? Lets see how many topics we can keep track of in here.

If I can burn that bastard house down with the stupid musical lights, then I'm in.

First I cover it in pig manure, then you burn it down. The city will never be the same.

We must lock the owners in first. They deserve to die, and the neighbours will thank us.

I'll have a wild stab in the dark and guess you're off to the rub-a-dub dub, right?

No need. She likes to get it all over her.

Borrowed Rob's motto for his ass, did ya? Gross.

Nothing wrong with some extra storage space.

You might be the mother of all my children, but Pickxx is not one of them.

You're telling me! I'm still all tingly.

okay, so you want us to only post in here, but as soon as you make the thread and everyone says a thing or two in here, they leave....never to be heard from again.

not very pleasurable for the person receiving it, but damn entertaining for everyone else!

I bet, but I don't think that I have to worry standing here, the length of the hose isn't long enough to spray that far....

Go get her, my boy. Aim for the eyes.

I've blinded many a female from 20 paces away. We'll see what you think when you're all puffy eyed.

She likes that.

Nope,, well not just yet.

Fancy a freebie?

Let's go for a threesome. I have a particularly offensive scrotal infection that I'd like to share with y'all.

*Provides bucket*
*Kicks qoop in the ass while she's retching*
*her head dunks into the steaming puke*

If she doesn't turn tricks, make the sour faced cow walk home.

*shakes fist* you'd better

Admittedly, it's one that does require another viewing to start to appreciate it. First time I thought it was OK. Second time, spotted a lot more stuff. That scene in the pub while they beat the landlord in tiem to Queen's "Don't Stop Me Know" is a cracker. So many little gags though, it does require a second watch.

Shaun of the Dead was great. Didn't we already talk about it? Didn't you recommend me to see it?

I probably did. It's basically a homage to Romero and contains so many references to Dawn of The Dead, that Romero gave the two guys cameos in Land of the Dead.

Another film to watch out for, The Descent. All chick film too, but very gruesome. Damn fine though.

Yes, and it owns The Cave big time.