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Used to be real.. new to 2006?

"Welcome to the Coke side of life"

Kate Moss anyone?

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Wingding - "welcome to the Co[b][/b]ck side of life"

Reply to WingDing

Funny.. I was reading this article a little while ago. They did an experiment on bat brains compared to the size of their balls.

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MALES that boast the largest testicles also have the smallest brains, a study of bats has revealed.
Although not quite proof of the charge that men tend to think with their genitals, the discovery offers the first firm evidence that males make an evolutionary trade-off between intelligence and sexual prowess.



I'll let you read the rest... well, your peers to read the rest.. :roll:

I think a wingding is some rare bat species....

Reply to Riser

well i'm sure he'd claim to be a close relative to the baseball bat family

Alltaken

Reply to alltaken

The intelligence level is roughly similar.

Reply to WingDing

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Used to be real.. new to 2006?

"Welcome to the Coke side of life"

Kate Moss anyone?



Now this is going to sound like a tragic consipiracy theory on my part, but that final 'Kate Moss' line of yours is not only humerous but interesting.

Cocaine use, or illicit drug use for that matter, in general is seen by youth culture to be 'out there', hip, cool etc. It does not mean kids do it, some do of course, but it gets the cool 'tag' nonetheless regardless of usage. This is not universal for all kids but there is a large group who think this way.

Contemporary marketing is always, and I mean always, looking to plug into that cool factor and one prominent marketing guru calls it the 'youth edge'. Nothing we all didnt know, I'm sure, but in the past companies would never walk such risky lines but with our postmodern, lifestyle obsessed Western culture now at the fore its now ok for companies to jack-in to the cool side of it but never do they condone such behaviour.

'The Coke side of Life' signifies to me Coke's attempt to tap the 'other' side, our naughty side if you will; more commonly referred to as our private life.

This is way out there I know, but I've had the pleasure of studying the nitty gritty of corporate marketing in detail and this shite's not as far fetched as it sounds.

Reply to BomberBill

hey pass that shit this way man, your phukkin up the rotation!

Reply to mrface

LMAO!

You'll have to drop into the laundry as its buckets only tonight................

Reply to BomberBill

You can combine buckets with the coke side of life! You should of course come up with a lung

Reply to Tom_Smart

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You can combine buckets with the coke side of life! You should of course come up with a lung



Now thats focking hilarious!!!! :D :D

Oh man, are you feeling the pinch today mate?

How did things end up?

Reply to BomberBill

Ahh, yes, the good ole bathtub bong..... :trophy:

Reply to Auburn9698

You done a few buckets in your day, eh Aub?

I'll bet you were the wild man at Auburn during your stint there, eh? [/seriously]

Reply to BomberBill

I got to know ole MJ pretty darned well.

Made good use of my time there, no regrets about that.

Reply to Auburn9698

My best years were on-campus. It was all so new back then.

And the women were young and did not give two shites what they got up to on Dad's paycheck.

Reply to BomberBill

yse hte gravity bong will never go outta style.

Reply to mrface

I'll never forget this one night when we were all mashed from a heavy hitting session on the buckets and we had a mate who was doing a science major at Uni and he made us get down, rocked to the hilt, and made us pray to the Gods of Physics.

We were that raw that here we were kowtowing in his overgrown backyard praying to some figments of our imagination with the occasional reference to Newton etc. He had the hottest girlfriend too, always in a bikini, and man did she enjoy putting it out there stoned off her nutter.

The old girl next door almost had a stroke.

Crikeys, Bong stories. Everyone has a million of them.

Reply to BomberBill

Things got a little hectic when more people turned up. Poor Simmo found out more about his Pa that he would ever have thought imaginable. Turns out his Pa had an affair with his sister in-law There is some debate as to whether or not his cousin is his brother. Luckily Simmo was too pissed to stand let alone rip the face of the revealer. The person who made the revaluation(not a typo) had no idea it wasn't common knowledge. It was like a John Smiths advert come to life.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Ah shite mate. Thats pretty heavy given the circumstances. Jeez, I'm surprised that was raised despite it being believed that it was common knowledge etc.

I'm glad Simmo didnt raise hell over that and I couldnt blame him if he did given the circumstances.

Reply to BomberBill

And the new Coke is called Coke Blak <--Not miss spelled and it's coffee flavoured and will be trialed in European country's before they try to sell it in the U.S and Canada.

Enjoy it you basterds I LOVE coffee and would kill for one of those. Ermm not kill but I want one allot :!:

Reply to SoDNighthawk

He is a very chilled fella. It was mostly sorted out last night, will get finished off in the battle cruiser later. I'm on house duty for various reasons so I get to avoid the lot till later. Hangover beginning to diminish at last.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Go for a ride to the other side with an interesting new Coke advertising idea: ebay auciton number : ebay item 320321563584

Reply to Anonymous

The spiders are coming!

------------------------------ Mmmmmmmm...Beer.......
Reply to Ninjahedge

Not me. I'm taking my ball and going home.

Reply to dwellman

just the one? /too easy

Reply to Flakes

That goes without saying. . . .

Reply to dwellman
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