Big Gym Fockers in your Face!

Man, went to the gym today to work out and I've only just started back so its focking killing me.

I'm working with the free weights and then I move to the bench to work- out the chest and halfway through my 3rd rep session this Big 6'6 Gym Lifer walks up and says I'm hogging the bench. The MoFo had to be 265lbs of raw muscle and he had the shoulders of a Rhino so I was in no position to argue.

I was focked by that stage anyways, but as I turn my back and leave the bench this MoFo and his mate laugh it up at my expense and these three hot gym tarts hear this shite and join in on the laughter. Man, that shite rolled right off me because I know the Big MoFo's personal locker and there'll be a long, hot, steaming surprise next to the cute little picture of his wife he so fondly keeps stashed in there.

Focking Big Gym Lifers! Its the only reason I hate gyms.

LOL!



I thought I heard a cockney accent when you asked me to fock off from the bench. So I didnt imagine that, hmmm........

Well mate, I'm not apologising for the turd.

LOL!!!!

I'll quote for Wings, just this once:

...*walks in with chocolate grin!*...

Fock that a-hole. You can rotate through. While your resting, he can do a set. You paid for your gym membership too. He's just being inconsiderate. Whether he's a giant roid moster or a sniveling girly-man like you, the gym is for everyone who's paid their membership dues.

Hey Bombed....are you bringing this trouble down on yourself?

Bomber, I'm a big guy, I just thought I'd let you know that. Big, as in after you subtract all of my body fat you're still left with 180lb of lean meat and bone.

I realize that most guys come up just shy of 180lb WITH fat. And on top of my 180lb lean mass, I have a beer gut, so you can take a wild guess at how big I am.

BTW, I'm still lean enough to pass the army physical. A 17.75" neck helps!

That's cool Crash. My thread is not about stereotyping all BIG men; but BIG gym guys who spend their lives at the gym and who attempt in a juvenile fashion to intimidate other men around them through the use of their physical muscular bulk are dudes I have a problem with.

Mate, this thread was definitely not about having a go at big guys in general. I know enough about you Crash to know that you're not the sort of guy who would make a littler guy feel like shite at the gym just because of a size advantage as was the case for me.

All the other padded shite in my original post was for humerous effect only, as I'm sure you know, but I wanted to stipulate that anyways.

Just remember, the bigger they are, the more fun it is sneaking up on them from behind with a pick axe handle.

Are you making another thread gay??????? 8O 8O 8O

Face to face is another speciality of mine. Didn't realise you preferred the can of lighter fuel and a Zippo approach.

Bill, I was just letting you know that big guys have feelings too. And when you hurt them, we stomp on you.

You know, mpjesse looks like he might be kind of muscular under that fat, we call slightly overweight, highly muscular guys "stocky" around these parts.

Stocky guys usually make good bar-room bouncers. Muscle heads don't have the temperment for it.

I used to pick up my son-in-law and toss him on the couch for kicks, but I found out it hurt his feelings and he was afraid to talk to me.

I have a 300lb lard-assed stepson, 6'3, I used to pick him up and toss him too but I found out that was hurting his feelings as well.

So I basically quit tossing people around except by request. Feel free to stop by some time, and watch out for the arm of the couch!

I can't toss the wife on the bed any more because she's too old to handle it

Just one more reason to take on Bill and toss him.

I'm LMAO here Crash as the last time I'd seen you post humerously was when you were talking about those two hot chicks at the racetrack whereby you mentioned you wouldn't mind licking the sweat of their necks and backs.

That couch sounds like a killer, so mate I'll give it a miss. But I will buy you that beer I mentioned some time back when I get over there for a holiday.

I couldnt fathom how you manage to lift a grown 300lb man but then I remembered your picture http://www.scamtron.com/php/crashman.php from the album and I noticed you have the shoulders of a bull so I can see the relevance.


Tomsmart digs wrestling in his spare time. He goes by the nickname 'Buddha' at the boozer courtesy of that self-deprecating remark he made about his cast-iron gut.

What the hell is going on over in Ausi land? All im seeing is race rioting. The oficers are swinging Billy clubs as hard and fast as they can(Was just reminded that I can no longer whack). Get your mates to calm down and have a brew

Yeah, being a SoMiss guy, I guess being slow is a finely honed talent of yours. But hey, have fun in the New Orleans Bowl!

That's what happens when you give convicts beer.[/vicious snipe]

Not that the fact that you're a weed has anything to do with it. Cretin.