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I guess all the dudes do this at this time of year, but I wanted to say a BIG thanks to all the top blokes I've met down here in the 'basement', [if I may borrow from Rob].
Gosh knows I've said multiple dumb-arsed things over the last year but I have literally lost count at the volume of good times I've had here. Truly, its been terrific meeting you all, particularly those lads who know how to give it as well as they take it. [/Eden], Sorry Ed, no offence mate.
That said, I would like to wish you all a most enjoyable Christmas and prosperous New Year. I'll be drunk off my arse at some pub Christmas Eve, hopefully chatting up some broad with a mini-skirt up her clacker! 
New Years will be beyond huge, as I'm sure it will be for all you guys! [particularly Wings, Mac, RC, Russ, Tee, Sod, - who am I kidding - all you dudes with kids and wives will be having a blast on New Years, I'm sure.] 
Have a safe one fellas! 
| Quote : I'll be drunk off my arse at some pub Christmas Eve, hopefully chatting up some broad with a mini-skirt up her clacker! |
So, no different to the rest of the year then?
Trust you to be as quick as a flash, Rob!
Mate, the one difference is that I'll have my fiery-red Santa G-Banger on for the ladies!!!!
Mate, a bloke has to do what a bloke has to do!
The 'cod' piece at the front holds the package nicely with a big, smiley, white bearded santa holding a present on the front.
Mate, its a sure winner! Guaranteed blowJ..... I mean happy times for all.
[/The focking up-your-date rash the next morning is a killer, but who gives a fock?] LOL!
LMAO!!!
Yeah, despite the fact that I keep in shape, its a raw deal unless you're a chick who digs drunk-arsed blokes in thongs.
Yeah, I know.
What have you and the missus got planned for New Year's Eve, Rob?
That sounds cool, Rob. Truly, it is a focker to get out on New Years unless.....
you're in my neck of the woods where the North Coast Beaches of NSW have outdoor festivals/raves where every focker gets bombed, stoned, or whatever and the music pumps, the summer night air is inviting, the beaches are right there for the hangover the next morning; all the 8) ladies in bikinis head out and mate, a fella can get into all types of mischief at these shindigs!
Thats on the cards but get this... there's a major rave on in my home city of Brisbane and because I dig hard house and I've spun the decks there's dudes who can get me top passes for free [tickets are a 100 clams each plus all the trimmings to get in etc.]
Options are open but I reckon the beaches south might be the go.
Either way, it will be one helluva' focker of a night to have a good time!
Not that sounds like a good night out. Those hundred notes you save on the pass, you can blow on some futile attempt to get into some birds scanties. 
LOL!!! Do you reckon that Redskins chick would come over for a cool, crisp US $100 bill?
Mate, I'll roll with the flow and see what sugar and spice comes my way!
I've not had a good New Year in three years so this time its on for sure.
You wouldn't need that mate. You'd bump into her in the Gents while you were both having a slash at the urinals. 
You too RC. Truly mate, thanks for all the laughs and insights this year. I sincerely hope that you and the family have a good one!
| Quote : You wouldn't need that mate. You'd bump into her in the Gents while you were both having a slash at the urinals. |
Bastage!!!!
Truly, I must be fockin' bonkers or something. That Redskins chick is just tops to me!
I'd wager a fortune that Tomsmart would have a crack at her! He's got good taste for a Scouser, eh?
| Quote : Well, you'd normally be wearing the beer goggles after a session in the boozer ala Tom, but he's immune to the effects of said goggles, so I think he'd pass on it. Saying that though, I think he'd have a bash purely for the challenge, ugly munter or not. |
LMFAO!!!!!!
Tom would be the first with his Union Jack boxers around his ankles, Liverpool game on or not.
Speaking of which, the bloke's probably out at the BC watching the club championship game now, eh?
He'll be drunk off his arse for days if they clean up with a win over Sao Paulo.
GTF out of here man!!!! I deliberately focked the game off so I wouldnt fock it up for Tom - that and these Uni chicks are having this Chrissy party tonight.
Oh man, he'll be gutted. Truly, are you sure? I thought it was on later or something.
Jeez, the lads and Tom at the BC will be going ape-shite right about now.
Truly Mac, I hope the day improves mate.
Have a good one!
Have a good x-mas Bill.....Yule is in 2 days so I'll be celebrating WAY before you guys get to celebrate your x-mas!
What are your big plans for New Years?
Qoopy, I've not know you long mate but from what I've seen your a tremendous sport and a top chick, eh!
I dont have a focking idea what Yule is [I thought that was a University in the US] [/Just kidding].
Have a screamer, Q! Lay of the egg noggs and bad boys for once, eh?
I was just gagging mate. I'm familiar with your pagan rituals. [/unnecessary].
I was a wizard in a previous life, Q.
Hey, tell me more about your knickers and bra again.
lol.....well, if they're mine then Tom has nothing to worry about cause I wash mine after every use, but yours might be another story!
oh jeeze he's got you saying 'mate' too? I don't stand a chance in here! 
Yeah.. I know that I should type "M8" to be coolz..
| Quote : Merry christmas and happy new year mate ..
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You too Pat! Have a cracker!
| Quote : mate is usually for guys, but Bomber seems to be calling me it in every thread.....lol I don't think it matters. |
What, are you kidding?
Mate, I call chicks mate all the time. 'Mate' goes all round with my generation or at least, it goes that way when I use the word.
You're my mate, mate!
Its like the mob saying: 'this here's a friend of mine'.
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Mate, for female is mattress... well, if you see the pun..
LOL!
I thought the word 'broad' implied the same thing, eh?
Oh man. What a bummer.
I've got tunes streaming in the background; I'm posting furiously here; I've got some porno.... ah... I mean, National Geographic pictures being downloaded. [/just jokes - about the National Geographic pics I mean] 8O
I have to swing it so that I can have adsl at the new joint when I move. Despite the expense of even basic plans in this country, I cant go back to dial-up. No way I can.
8)
Man, that movie 'Donnie Brasco' is full of shite then. Pacino introduces Depp to the mob and says: 'This here's Donnie Brasco, he's a friend of ours.'
Those Hollywood screenwriters dont know shite, eh? Bastages.
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