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I'll set back and wait on the "regulars" ... get me a pizza while I'm waiting will you?

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Hmmm...they must be at Sesame Street Live show. :roll:

Reply to RoyW

Well, Seseme street is over... its after 10:00. They must be watching Pretty Woman on dvd, and drinking beer :mrgreen:

Reply to RoyW

Yup, its official, Beer :cry:
Or it could be after thier bed time :twisted:

Reply to RoyW

And I knew you guys had spunk.
Tremendous!!!! :P

Reply to RoyW

The only reason you were safe was because my legions of faithfull soldiers were protecting you. I have dismissed them and now you will suffer the same fate as countless other noobs. Good luck.

Reply to dhlucke

I agree, they must be off chasing them...hmm...well I just dont know yet? Oh Yea, the 3 girls that post on this forum. :wink:

Reply to RoyW

Look I just want to be with the "IN" crowd. Did I pass the initiation. OH MY LORD, IT WAS THE WORST I EVER WENT THROUGH (neat, I actually spelled through correctly in the right tense).
Guess what, I AM HERE TO STAY.
(Man I'm a good speller)

Reply to RoyW

Hmm thats what I wrote.
Why ... it's true!

Reply to RoyW

WTF? Beer?
No...Bon Bons!!! :wink:
Tremendous??? Yes!!!

Reply to RoyW

Life's a bitch sometimes Roy ... and we can bring it ... :P

Reply to Jake_Barnes

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6'7 255lbs.
Bring more than words, you'll need it.



210 ... trained in Martial Arts ... and damn well schooled ... both in military and academia ... so, shucks, I guess I got it ... [/know what I mean n00b] :twisted:

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Quote :

6'7 255lbs.
Bring more than words, you'll need it.



210 ... trained in Martial Arts ... and damn well schooled ... both in military and academia ... so, shucks, I guess I got it ... [/know what I mean n00b] :twisted:

I have a gun and perfect aim. You both lose. :twisted:

Reply to dhlucke

Be cautoius .. Jake Barnes was the fourth Wiseman. He brought baby Jesus the gift of "beard". Jesus wore it proudly to his dying day. The other Wisemen, jealous of Jesus' obvious gift favoritism, used their combined influence to have Jake omitted from the Bible. Shortly after all three died of roundhouse kick related deaths. [/hyperbole]

Reply to Jake_Barnes

Quote :

6'7 255lbs.
Bring more than words, you'll need it.



As you're a lanky fat fu[b][/b]cker, you just want us to bring more cake, don't you?

Reply to RobD

Quote :

6'7 255lbs.



I told you they could pile shit that high..

Reply to _WW_

He doesn't go in BK and order a couple of burgers, he orders a couple of cows.

Reply to RobD

Quote :

6'7 255lbs.
Bring more than words, you'll need it.



Impressive height, considerable bulk. You seem not to have mentioned any form of mental capacity, other than being impressed that you can spell. Even Jake is educated. This can mean only one thing, you're a skinny fifteen year old retard with a penchant for exaggeration. Although your older sister is quiet nice, but she can't speak now she has her mouth full.[/welcome to leave]

Reply to Tom_Smart

I have this strange feeling like I've seen you before......just can't place you though......

Reply to qoop

Hi and welcome to America. At 6'7" and 255lbs, I have pretty good aim.

I'm 5'11" and 222lbs. You seriously need to hit the gym, lanky.

Reply to Riser

Quote :

Hi and welcome to America. At 6'7" and 255lbs, I have pretty good aim.

I'm 5'11" and 222lbs. You seriously need to hit the gym, lanky.



Wow, I just realized that this guy is really skinny.

Reply to dhlucke

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Vegas?



I've never been......maybe I just saw the pics that you gave me of him.... :wink:

Reply to qoop

DIE Newbie, DIE!!!


that being said, im 5'6" 145lbs.... i could take you. lmao...

Reply to mrface

Quote :

i could take you



Gently from behind after buying him dinner doesn't count.

Reply to Tom_Smart

I'm 4'0" and 300 lbs.....I win.

Reply to qoop

Oh you're so full of it.. You didn't hit the 4' mark yet.. don't push that 3'11 1/2" up to 4' just to impress everyone.

Reply to Riser

I'm tall damn you! I'll show you.....I'll show all of you! I'm going to get leg implants and be taller than all of you!

Reply to qoop

Ok Lieutenant Dan...

Reply to Riser

lol fock off

Reply to qoop

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Even Jake is educated



Umm ... thanks ... I guess ... 8O

Reply to Jake_Barnes

you know you aren't......what is he talking about......he must be drunk again. :wink:

Reply to qoop

Fock you Mongorians! [/Southpark]

:lol:

Reply to JustPlainJef

Another noob bites the dust.

Reply to HardWareBoss

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I'm tall damn you! I'll show you.....I'll show all of you! I'm going to get leg implants and be taller than all of you!



keep jumping.. the ones in your breast will finaly make it down to your leg.. Or, get stuck in the ass... [/not nice]

Reply to pat

8O you obviously didn't sing the "head bone's connected to the neck bone" song right at a kid if you think my leg bones are in my chest......

Reply to qoop

I was talking about your implant..not your bones!!! 8O

And no, we did not sing that song.. but the "head and shoulder knees and toes ..." one..

Reply to pat

I'm all natural......no implants here.


Plus if you saw me, you'd know that if they were implants, they weren't worth the money. lol

Reply to qoop

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I'm all natural......no implants here.


Plus if you saw me, you'd know that if they were implants, they weren't worth the money. lol



:roll: All right, I won't take your word on that.. send a picture please... I'll make myself a jugement on that ... :wink:

Reply to pat

She's got some serious rolls in those and one is pointing behind her.

Reply to dhlucke

my pic


hope I didn't disappoint you :wink:

Reply to qoop



Humm. you screwed up your link.. anyway, I'm smart and figured a way to look at it..

Nice donuts box BTW..

Reply to pat

lol I fixed it......and thanks.

Reply to qoop

Quote :

my pic


hope I didn't disappoint you :wink:



That was before you gained all that weight I see. Trying to impress the boys here???

Reply to dhlucke

I have to look good for my fans ya know :roll:

Reply to qoop

You gut is lacking. I know you can do better than that..

Reply to Riser
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