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How does being a 20 year old virgin play into this?

Ahhh, the get out of jail free card: So am I!

As per drunken conversation last night: (don't ask)
It doesn't count if it's mom, sister, or the family pet.

So the guy has some demented morals, back off..

Troopers don't get hung over. The worst I've had is a mild headache from finishing off some foo-foo drink when the night is over. I can't let their drinks go to waste either.

They claimed I drank 6-24oz in 2 hours though. I think they added one in, but if that's how I can build rapport with them.. that's the ticket. Don't go for her because she has friends. It's my technique. Meet a cutie then date her friends, it's easier that way.

I'm going to pick a nice posh place and start going in once a week with friends and/or alone. Get the people used to me, get some names, meet some people. Do some social networking and whatnot.

I had a place but when the bartender left and Volf took over, I stopped going. Same place I met Katie Holmes at before the TomKat stuff.

The bartenders last night weren't making money; it was kind of dead, they were both looking cute and chatting my friends and I up. Actually, the one knows me as a regular ID'd me. I questioned her on it and she turned red, "I just wanted to know your name."

But that's the local watering hole. I need something fancier.

My logic works for me which is why I get ahead of other people.

I think everyone needs to develope their own logic to suit themselves, based off a higher level logic that blankets everyone.

:?:

does not compute.

pfft.....you're still a virgin...don't try to tell me that you're not and you'd like to get it back...

Understand completely, we all want to forget women.

*talks to the jury* I'm innocent on all charges....I don't know this man.....he's crazy and can't be trusted......I did not have sexual relations with Mr. Flanders.

*whispers to Ned* you promised me you'd never tell anyone about my drunken exploits!

after extensive research i find that skunks really dont like to get drunk...[/shrug]

The stand.. like the S&M stand?

Um.. I'm not blowing anything. Period.

I wouldn't want to be called upon. I have a problem with the way questions are worded and what not which causes you to answer something truthfully but it gets turned back around on you because you answered a loaded question or something with a hidden meaning to it.

Can we play tag football for recess like in elementary school?

That's why I said tag and not flag. It'll get a little rough.

At 300lbs, someone just needs to hit you with the ball. All those rolls would easily catch the ball..

Too bad you need to gain 10 yards in 4 plays. You can only move what? 2 yards tops in 20 seconds? 2 x 4 = 8.. not good enough even if you never drop the ball.

You're just as effective as a pylon..

If I ever got tackled by a 300lbs woman I'd cry.

Not because she was 300lbs.

But because she would have been fast enough to catch me. What would that say for me?

There isn't enough alcohol my body could take for me to even consider not running from a 300lbs ball of pudge trying to tackle me.

Depends. I think I'd have plenty of time to move considering it would take forever for 300lbs to get to me.

If you call sneaking up on me registering a at least a 5.0 on the richter scale..ok I'd say it would be more like camoflauging your approach.