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"Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
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>Install EVE Online.
>
>Help !
>
>
>
>/feverishly logs back in

Another pr0n site?


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"Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
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>Install EVE Online.

>Help !



>/feverishly logs back in


And Eve is?

/considers a quick game of UT2004

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"Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
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I was about to jump in to bed when Listy said:
> "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1afcb78f6fa411a0989a6c@news.individual.net...
>
>A horribly addictive mmorpg space combat/trading rts, etc.
>Is on this month's PC Zone cover disc.
>The bastards...

Is that a full working demo?

I've looking for one on the net, but can't find one /


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A cross between a tickle & a hug. An
affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the
region of a friends torso (but not in
inappropriate areas) often accompanied
by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

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"Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
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I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:
>
> "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1afe5007715acad989a6f@news.individual.net...
> I was about to jump in to bed when Listy said:
> > "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1afcb78f6fa411a0989a6c@news.individual.net...
> >
> >A horribly addictive mmorpg space combat/trading rts, etc.
> >Is on this month's PC Zone cover disc.
> >The bastards...
>
>> Is that a full working demo?
>>
>> I've looking for one on the net, but can't find one /
>
>It is mister.
>To the newsagents with you, now !

Its just like real-life

I hace no money, I drive round in a rust bucket, and I hace no friends

/weeps

:'o(


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sc®umble
- - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - - -
A cross between a tickle & a hug. An
affectionate wiggling of the fingers in the
region of a friends torso (but not in
inappropriate areas) often accompanied
by cries of "scrumblesrcumblescrumblescrumble".

"Ooooh Sam you are lovely, I think I'll scrumble you"

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I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:
>
> "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1afeff84fdae7a29989a70@news.individual.net...
> I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:
> >
> > "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1afe5007715acad989a6f@news.individual.net...
> > I was about to jump in to bed when Listy said:
> > > "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> > > news:MPG.1afcb78f6fa411a0989a6c@news.individual.net...
> > >
> > >A horribly addictive mmorpg space combat/trading rts, etc.
> > >Is on this month's PC Zone cover disc.
> > >The bastards...
> >
> >> Is that a full working demo?
> >>
> >> I've looking for one on the net, but can't find one /
> >
> >It is mister.
> >To the newsagents with you, now !
>
> Its just like real-life
>
> I hace no money, I drive round in a rust bucket, and I hace no friends
>
> /weeps
>
> :'o(

/potters between solar systems in a backfiring, smoke-belching Mark 4 Cortina with
blinging alloys, towing a caravan full of booze 'n' cigs

/whacks in an 8-track and starts singing loudly and badly

/opens another beer and winds down window

/shouts at a passing frigate

'Scuse me mate, anywhere round here sell leaded petrol ?'

/curses as he realises it's the law

/sweats as coppers examine hand-written tax disc and check caravan contents

'Yes officer, it is all for my own use.
Me and some mates are having a Withnail and I evening over at
Illinfrik VII.'

/gets away with a forty quid fine and a warning for having a defective
nearside plasma injector

Bloody Romans...


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"Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
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I was about to jump in to bed when Tartychops said:

> On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 20:21:21 +0100, Intergalactic Superstar Empee
> <ye@right.com> beamed us the following from a far-distant galaxy:
>
> >->
> >->
> >->Install EVE Online.
> >->
> >->Help !
> >->
> >->
> >->
> >->/feverishly logs back in
>>
>> Oooh nice one! I've been playing this for about 7 or 8 weeks now,
>> poppet Even joined a corp and everything!
>>
>> If you're ever around Sela in Lonetrek pop over and say hullo.
>
>Ooo, that's only 6 jumps away. I might pop in for a cup of tea
>sometime. As long as you promise that, being a Minmatar, I won't get
>raped, robbed or enslaved by any of you Caldari types )
>

Whahey an AGHLTFC Coperation D

I say we build our own station out of Stella cans and go plundering teh
universe.


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"First we thought the PC was a calculator.
Then we found out how to turn numbers into letters
with ASCII - and we thought it was a typewriter.
Then we discovered graphics, and we thought it was a television.
With the World Wide Web, we've realized it's a brochure."

Douglas Adams

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I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:

> /see's MP's face on poster
>
> /reads bounty
>
> Contains : Coconut, Cocoa, Hydrogenated Vegetable Fat,Flavourings,E127

Har de har )


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I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:

> "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> news:MPG.1b007aef52a505e989a74@news.individual.net...

> I was about to jump in to bed when Tartychops said:

> >> If you're ever around Sela in Lonetrek pop over and say hullo.
> >
> >Ooo, that's only 6 jumps away. I might pop in for a cup of tea
> >sometime. As long as you promise that, being a Minmatar, I won't get
> >raped, robbed or enslaved by any of you Caldari types )
> >
>
> Whahey an AGHLTFC Coperation D
>
> I say we build our own station out of Stella cans and go plundering teh
> universe.

A rampage, woohoo !

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On Tue, 4 May 2004 22:03:32 +0100, Intergalactic Superstar sc®umble
<yahboo@gotohellspam.com> beamed us the following from a far-distant
galaxy:

->
->"Tartychops" <Tartychops@nodomain.com> wrote in message
->news:l3ba90hj398vlk1oivk630p84bh296br8m@4ax.com...
->> On Fri, 30 Apr 2004 20:21:21 +0100, Intergalactic Superstar Empee
->> <ye@right.com> beamed us the following from a far-distant galaxy:
->>
->> ->
->> ->
->> ->Install EVE Online.
->> ->
->> ->Help !
->> ->
->> ->
->> ->
->> ->/feverishly logs back in
->>
->> Oooh nice one! I've been playing this for about 7 or 8 weeks now,
->> poppet Even joined a corp and everything!
->>
->> If you're ever around Sela in Lonetrek pop over and say hullo.
->
->Only if you work on your braking first
->
-><Yosimite Sam>
->
->When I say WHOAH!
->
->I mean WHOAH!
->
-></YS>
->
->
->;O)

Hehehe, that big ol' ship is a reet bugger to try to stop


Tartychops.
*Tis a rum old world*