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I was about to jump in to bed when Listy said:
>
> "Listy" <britne_yspears@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> news:2lajgcFaahg9U1@uni-berlin.de...
> >
> > "Empee" <ye@right.com> wrote in message
> > news:MPG.1b59f65d5d3a08ac989a98@news.individual.net...
> > I was about to jump in to bed when sc®umble said:
> > >
> > > "Listy" <britne_yspears@hotmail.com> wrote in message
> > > news:2l9pctFa6eeuU1@uni-berlin.de...
> > > >
http://www.smalltime.com/dictator.html
> > >
> > > He had me worried there for a minute.
> > >
> > > Lister from Red Dwarf,Pike from Dads Army, Baldrick from
> Blackadder,Sandra
> > > from the Liver Birds and Harold from Steptoe and Son.
> > >
> > > But I got the bastard with Sid James on Hancocks Half Hour
> >
> > 'It wasn't easy, but I won this time. You are player number 563 to have
> > chosen
> > Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers. Basil Fawlty from Fawlty Towers was a
> > tough one,
> > but I've had a lot of practice. Thanks for giving me something to do.
> > Please visit again soon.'
> >
> > Damn !
> >
> > 'I win again! You are player number 7 to have chosen Tim Beesly from
> Spaced.
> > I knew you were Tim Beesly
> > from Spaced from the start, but I strung you along for a while to make it
> > seem more sporting. I hope that
> > one day you will overcome the powerful sense of humiliation that you now
> > feel. Until then, good luck.'
> >
> > Bastard !
> >
> > >/gives up
> >
> >
> > Also tried Tim from Spaced
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>
> Well, I win this round. You are player number 1018 to pick Balki Bartokumous
> from Perfect Strangers, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me
> for a while, but you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of
> us sooner or later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you,
> Balki Bartokumous from Perfect Strangers.
>
> Well, I win this round. You are player number 82 to pick Chachi from Happy
> Days, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but
> you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or
> later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Chachi from
> Happy Days.
>
> Well, I win this round. You are player number 8 to pick Boudicca from the
> Iceni, and what a clever choice it was! You almost had me for a while, but
> you let your guard down. Don't worry, it happens to all of us sooner or
> later. Please play again, and next time I'll be ready for you, Boudicca from
> the Iceni.
>
> FFS!
'I win again! You are player number 14 to have chosen Scutter from Red Dwarf.
'I knew you were Scutter from Red Dwarf from the start, but I strung you along
'for a while to make it seem more sporting. I hope that one day you will overcome
'the powerful sense of humiliation that you now feel. Until then, good luck..'
/runs away screaming
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