Amazing skill.

[Pyree]

 

[riser]

I punched him in the face years ago.

 

[wanamingo]

What exactly is his world record?

 

[Pyree]

I think it is a world record for shortening the length (compressing) of his face.

Great disguise, until someone finds out this is your unique ability.

 

[riser]

What exactly is his world record?

Having a hole in his face from my punching him. Chuck Norris can't even do that.

 

[Reynod]

Having a hole in his face from my punching him. Chuck Norris can't even do that.

Careful ... stating that Chcuk Norris can't do something could cause a dimensional rift in the space time continuum.

Perhaps you should state "If" just to be some the safe side?

 

[riser]

Sorry, Chuck Norris doesn't want to waste his time and therefore is unable to do it. He's too busy farting out Stars.

 

[ctbaars]

Chuck Norris can break that record with one kick to his face.

 

[riser]

Chuck Norris' tears cure cancer.

Chuck Norris doesn't cry.