Let's work together to get rid of serial killers

Ok, it's a work in progress but I have an unoriginal idea.

We should get rid of the age limit in the US Army. It's causing nothing but problems. If an old geezer wants to join then so be it. I know they've raised the age, but that was mostly due to quotas.

Why do people join the army? To kill people of course. Well, that's exactly what serial killers want to do. So since the average serial killer is in their 20's or 30's I don't see why they wouldn't make a great addition to the US Army considering they want to kill people too.

And don't tell me that people join the army to get funds for a college education. You can make a lot more money as a stripper or a drug dealer or a million other jobs that don't require you to cut people up or shoot them. These guys are going to go and kill people. Cool with me. They're protecting my freedoms and they're doing a much better job than I could do. I'm not that great at killing people. Then again, I've never tried. Hmmm. Maybe I should.

So what do you guys think? If all the serial killers could just join the army and go kill people then we might be able to unlock some of our doors. Put the maniacs on the front line. It's a win-win situation. They get to kill people first and if worst came to worst they would be the first soldiers to die.

I remember as a kid how scary it was with the Night Stalker running around. My parents remember how scary it was with the Zodiac Killer killing people. We could have avoided all that and innocent people could have been saved if only those guys were killing people on the battlefield rather than in our communities.

I'd like to start a petition for all of us to write our congressmen. Who's with me?

Serial killers do not belong in the US Army, they are best suited for White House.

Pimps have to stab a bitch every now and then, and drug dealers? They shoot, stab, molest, and do all kinds of crazy things.

Where are you guys getting this from?

Zodiac, Ramone Salcido, Ted Bundy, Jeff Dahmer. Were they modified by religion?

All the more reason to put them on the front lines.

Hey maybe a preist touched them where their bathing suits cover....you never know.

I have a better idea. Why don't we just line all these serial killers up and kill them one at a time, one right after the other. Then we can hide the bodies by a river or something and send out cryptic notes to the media about where to find them...

Problem comes when you have a serial killer Medic.

or a serial Killer going into guard civilian voting booths.

i can imagine the entertainment they would have in those roles....


serial killers should be killed, or locked up with no release.

i may be left wing but i am not against locking people up or killing them. i am all for rehabilitation. but there are exceptions to all views.

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Why just serial killers. Why dont we take all the people on death row, serial killers, rapists, child molesters, and any other really sick people and just put them on the front line. We could have them be the first ones to go thru the mine field, first ones into a house, etc. If they live thru all of that then they are set free, in what ever other country they are in at the time.
So instead of feeding, clothing and teaching them to be better criminals in jail, they can actually be put to some good use.

THE ARMY IS NOT MINDLESS FODDER!

Ahh you played that game too? Many hours spent when I was a wee little one playing that game.

I'm trying to find a place to download the ported PC version right now..


http://www.dosgamesarchive.com/dow [...] .php?id=60

***strolls to front of line, pint in one hand pickaxe handle in other***

Enemy defeated, now about my payment.

Word is you have a sister.

Tell us about the sister...

Spicy Indian food or Native American Indian food?

And she's already chained up?

They weren't former rolls of yours, were they?

Are they over 18? Better yet, are they twins??

I was watching your signature piss on SoD's image.. and I noticed this little black dot appears behind him..like he shot something out of his ass.

Now, maybe I'm seeing things here Tom but is there something I'm missing?

aww Tommy.....you know I don't believe you're 39 either.....you're still goign to have to prove it to me without Photoshop being present.

Hasn't been seen in a while.. though, I saw in the news hundreds of dead animals were found abandoned in some forest in West Virginia.. That would explain not seeing him.. no internet in that wonderful state.

how about we replace my sisters with your brother.....that would be much more interesting!

that's kinda funny considering both my sisters were home for the whole weekend with my parents.....they needed to do laundry and clean out the cupboards of food. lol....good ol' college kids huh?

Oh it was messy. No doubt. I think some of their clothes are going to have to be burned.

okay that's it! no more talking about my sisters!

You could start with just the convicted ones Of course something needs to be done about the death penalty then, but I bet you can make a case where you put these folks in the frontline without a helmet and bulletproof jacket?

By the way, what is a pussy connoisseur like you doing in a thread like this?

Oops slightly misinterpreted your nickname there I gather..