Uninteresting item for sale

AHHHH!!! KEEP IT AWAY FROM ME!!!

Rob
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Is that an offer?

What is the difference between <font color=red>pink</font color=red>and <font color=purple>purple</font color=purple>? The <b>GRIP</b>!

And then give them to me right!

What is the difference between <font color=red>pink</font color=red> and <font color=purple>purple</font color=purple>? The <b>GRIP</b>!

Must you read <b>EVERY THREAD I POST</b>!!!!

What is the difference between <font color=red>pink</font color=red> and <font color=purple>purple</font color=purple>? The <b>GRIP</b>!

ROFL

Nice Nvidia and ATi users get a Cookie.... Yummy

hey I thought you left


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It's Princess Leia, the yodel of my life. Give me my sweater back or I'll play the guitar.

I was bored, so I stopped by for a few minutes while waiting for my Morpheus downloads.



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Oops. Sorry.



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Yeah, because if someone doesn't want to buy a little bit of boredom, they'd probably want to buy a LOT of boredom



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This is probably one of the most ludicrous threads I have ever seen. I am not complaining, just commenting. The whole thing is actually kind of humorous.

Ok. I couldn't think of any more ridiculous posts I have ever seen. However, I still put "one of the most" since there may have been one I can't remember.

After having another half-hour to think about it, I think you have earned the crown!!

Horray for the most ludicrous thread ever!!!!!

I guess that depends on if you want to spell it the correct way, or the fonetik way...

/me wanders away, trying to find people who understand his jokes.



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Fat Burger's Rules of Making Jokes:

1. If you have to explain it, it won't be funny. If it's not funny, it tarnishes your reputation as a joke-maker. Reputation is EVERYTHING. If you have a reputation as being the funniest man alive, you could say "The sky is blue", and people would fight to the death for tickets at your next show. If you have a bad reputation, you could make a funny joke and people would fight to the death for a chance to fight you to the death (preferably yours).



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I'm only giving the first (yet most important!) rule for free. To get them all, you have to buy <A HREF="http://www.amazon.com/exec/obidos/ASIN/0618002251/qid=999644007/sr=1-1/ref=sc_b_1/104-0611076-7858320" target="_new">my books</A>. Don't be deceived, I did write them, and they do have the rest of the rules in them.



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I have a book comming out titled "Bitch Listen" it's how to talk to your wife or girl friend.

What is the difference between <font color=red>pink</font color=red> and <font color=purple>purple</font color=purple>? The <b>GRIP</b>!

Yeah... the previews looked really good. Hopefully the numbnuts in Hollywood didn't screw it up too much.

That's pretty amazing that you wrote all four of those books just two years ago when I read them five years ago.... Just a thought.

WOW!!! He has a time machine???!! I wanna ride!! I want to go back in time to when my parents decided in 1983 to not buy Microsoft stock since "DOS/Windows was just a fad..." Boy are they eating their words now.... I could have a huge inheritance waiting for me and be driving a nice car. Instead, we are simply upper middle-class and I drive a Ford P.O.S. Life's rough, huh?

That would be worth it if I could make my family's net worth go up by a couple factors of ten...

I guess that would depend on the orientation of his machine....

It's not my time machine. It was for sale <A HREF="http://cgi.ebay.com/aw-cgi/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=1633430392" target="_new">here</A>.
Just needs a flux capacitor and some dylithium crystals to get it back in working shape.



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hmmmmmm

<A HREF="http://www.disconnect.net/underground/archives/frosted11.html" target="_new">They're Grrrrreat!</A>

And the flux capacitor was what they used in Back to the Future to travel through time.

But they did get bids, look closer. One person bid $10 million. They cancelled the bid to "work on it more".

<font color=green>In memory of those who died, simply because they lived in America.
Rest in peace.</font color=green>

I do but it's hard to get out of my garage. It'll cost to much to move it. So I think I'll just sell it with the house.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!

You could say it was a circus midget.

Nice <b><font color=green>Lizards</b></font color=green> <b>crunch</b> Trolls cookies....... Yummy!!