Reasons why the US don't want to invade Canada

1. Its too cold? Wait ... what about Alaska?
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  1. We prefer to just lock them in ice cages and beat them in Hockey every year.

    Speaking from experience the Canadian border is almost identical to wall the black brothers guard, I think some of the footage may have been shot there. Heavy magiks on the wall will only let through their Canadian comedians and hot women, which as you know is a form of currency in some places in America.
  2. 2. Newfies.
    3. Pike.
    4. Nothing to gain, John Candy died long ago.
    5. Strange Brew is a cult classic and they're not making movies anymore.
  3. 6. The Mounties !!
  4. Dudley Do-right? :P
  5. Wed just screw up their beer, and they got great beer
  6. We have better liquor though.
  7. True, but crown is good
  8. Reasons USA won't invade Canada:

    1) Too socialist
    2) Too icy
    3) Bad beer...so I heard
    4) The French
    5) One pissed off Queen of England
    6) Loss of cheap meds and lower drinking age
    7) 'Eh?'
    8) Curling
    9) Washington State (don't ask why.)
    and...
    10) They would get to have Obama or Romney as President.
  9. http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ayOlQ9If_cA
    Easy dog, you may be starting an international incident, the beers good
  10. The beer is good and curling is fun. It is their equivalent to bowling.. except you get food, more alcohol, and you don't have to do as much. Plus you get to watch people fall on the ice.
  11. Arent we all brothers in the Ex-British colony club?
  12. I'm not.
  13. Those Quebec bastards dont know how to drive.

    The terrorize our two lane highways, driving right down the middle and swerve through traffic.

    Crazy...

    Nice city though.
  14. As Yankees, we dont have to dote on doubt and dote, and wonder why they sound so much the same, and we couldnt tolerate all the French being spoke, better left alone
  15. Hey steady on ... some of us love the French here.

    :)
  16. http://www.bundyology.com/french.html
    [ A family screams at the Bundy's and runs away ]
    Peggy: "We're only Americans. Why'd they run?"
    Al: "They must be French. It takes so little."
  17. Reynod said:
    Hey steady on ... some very few of us love the French here.

    :)


    really? :sarcastic:
  18. Those shifty canuks asking questions.
  19. Shoot them all.
    US = good people
    foreigners = evil
  20. You should see the conspiracy against freedom thread in the Linux section.

    http://www.tomshardware.com/forum/page-238033_50_100.html#t872360
  21. wanamingo said:
    Those shifty canuks asking questions.


    I would behave no differently than that guy did.

    Those border people are arrogant tossers.
  22. I just wanted to add that those who don't want "french" in their country may change their nationality.
  23. gropouce said:
    I just wanted to add that those who don't want "french" in their country may change their nationality.

    Watch out, someone may sic Al Bundy on you
  24. What about Ted?

  25. :lol: That's why.
  26. gropouce said:
    Shoot them all.
    US = good people
    foreigners = evil
    Complete nonsense to say this on your part.There are evil Americans also like the GOP PARTY.
  27. Canada is definately a place I want to visit in Summer ... some day.

    Can you wrestle with the polar bears or buy one as a pup and train it up for a guard dog?

    The mounties should be riding them ...
  28. Reynod said:
    Canada is definately a place I want to visit in Summer ... some day.

    Can you wrestle with the polar bears or buy one as a pup and train it up for a guard dog?

    The mounties should be riding them ...
    Canada is a beautiful country to visit and live there.I lived in Vancouver BC for over 7 months.
  29. You have to go to the rock, Vancouver Island
    Just dont try to out drink them
    Respect hockey at all times
    oot really means out
    getting pissed means you probably tried to outdrink them, and that refers to you being so
    A case of beer is a 12 pack, a flat is a case, but a flat is a flat if you dont make it to the liquor store
    Even if you dont, say you like beer
    Enjoy the friendly and courteous folks, and the beautiful scenery
  30. Hmmm...he has a point. What are those northern jerks up too? There may be a conspiracy here?
  31. mingo it seems they are on track for ascention to the next level of human evolution ...

    If it wasn't so cold I'd join them ...

    I don't think there is any conspiracy.


    :)
  32. Canada is a great country. We only invade countries which are "bad guys".
  33. Or have oil...oh, wait...
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