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Reasons why the US don't want to invade Canada

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June 19, 2012 12:20:41 PM

1. Its too cold? Wait ... what about Alaska?

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June 19, 2012 12:56:26 PM

We prefer to just lock them in ice cages and beat them in Hockey every year.

Speaking from experience the Canadian border is almost identical to wall the black brothers guard, I think some of the footage may have been shot there. Heavy magiks on the wall will only let through their Canadian comedians and hot women, which as you know is a form of currency in some places in America.
June 19, 2012 12:56:40 PM

2. Newfies.
3. Pike.
4. Nothing to gain, John Candy died long ago.
5. Strange Brew is a cult classic and they're not making movies anymore.
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June 19, 2012 1:09:31 PM

6. The Mounties !!
June 19, 2012 1:38:30 PM

Dudley Do-right? :p 
June 19, 2012 3:41:23 PM

Wed just screw up their beer, and they got great beer
June 19, 2012 6:33:07 PM

We have better liquor though.
June 19, 2012 6:56:59 PM

True, but crown is good
June 19, 2012 9:34:23 PM

Reasons USA won't invade Canada:

1) Too socialist
2) Too icy
3) Bad beer...so I heard
4) The French
5) One pissed off Queen of England
6) Loss of cheap meds and lower drinking age
7) 'Eh?'
8) Curling
9) Washington State (don't ask why.)
and...
10) They would get to have Obama or Romney as President.
June 20, 2012 1:10:46 PM

The beer is good and curling is fun. It is their equivalent to bowling.. except you get food, more alcohol, and you don't have to do as much. Plus you get to watch people fall on the ice.
June 20, 2012 1:20:05 PM

Arent we all brothers in the Ex-British colony club?

June 20, 2012 3:15:15 PM

I'm not.
June 20, 2012 4:58:09 PM

One reason and one reason only. French Quebec. We just don't want the headache.
June 20, 2012 5:22:30 PM

Those Quebec bastards dont know how to drive.

The terrorize our two lane highways, driving right down the middle and swerve through traffic.

Crazy...

Nice city though.
June 21, 2012 2:49:05 AM

As Yankees, we dont have to dote on doubt and dote, and wonder why they sound so much the same, and we couldnt tolerate all the French being spoke, better left alone
June 21, 2012 3:09:32 AM

Hey steady on ... some of us love the French here.

:) 
June 21, 2012 6:35:04 AM

Reynod said:
Hey steady on ... some very few of us love the French here.

:) 


really? :sarcastic: 
June 22, 2012 5:14:28 PM

Those shifty canuks asking questions.
June 22, 2012 9:34:03 PM

Shoot them all.
US = good people
foreigners = evil

June 23, 2012 4:07:04 AM

wanamingo said:
Those shifty canuks asking questions.


I would behave no differently than that guy did.

Those border people are arrogant tossers.

June 25, 2012 9:13:53 PM

I just wanted to add that those who don't want "french" in their country may change their nationality.
June 25, 2012 10:52:45 PM

gropouce said:
I just wanted to add that those who don't want "french" in their country may change their nationality.

Watch out, someone may sic Al Bundy on you
June 26, 2012 11:23:28 AM


:lol:  That's why.
July 11, 2012 11:16:44 AM

Gsp.
July 12, 2012 2:57:24 AM

gropouce said:
Shoot them all.
US = good people
foreigners = evil
Complete nonsense to say this on your part.There are evil Americans also like the GOP PARTY.
July 16, 2012 2:35:39 AM

Canada is definately a place I want to visit in Summer ... some day.

Can you wrestle with the polar bears or buy one as a pup and train it up for a guard dog?

The mounties should be riding them ...
July 16, 2012 2:56:51 AM

Reynod said:
Canada is definately a place I want to visit in Summer ... some day.

Can you wrestle with the polar bears or buy one as a pup and train it up for a guard dog?

The mounties should be riding them ...
Canada is a beautiful country to visit and live there.I lived in Vancouver BC for over 7 months.
July 16, 2012 3:00:12 AM

You have to go to the rock, Vancouver Island
Just dont try to out drink them
Respect hockey at all times
oot really means out
getting pissed means you probably tried to outdrink them, and that refers to you being so
A case of beer is a 12 pack, a flat is a case, but a flat is a flat if you dont make it to the liquor store
Even if you dont, say you like beer
Enjoy the friendly and courteous folks, and the beautiful scenery
July 16, 2012 4:43:44 PM

Hmmm...he has a point. What are those northern jerks up too? There may be a conspiracy here?
July 18, 2012 12:31:10 AM

mingo it seems they are on track for ascention to the next level of human evolution ...

If it wasn't so cold I'd join them ...

I don't think there is any conspiracy.



:) 
July 18, 2012 3:49:52 PM

Canada is a great country. We only invade countries which are "bad guys".
July 18, 2012 3:53:58 PM

Or have oil...oh, wait...
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