Eee-oorr.

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*hnng gnnn*

::drags dinghy to shore::

*gnnnnnnnnnn*

Poxy bloody Coral...

::collapses on sand, catches breath and nods off::





Who ?! No, not me Mother !

::wakes with a start::

Oh, right.
Brr..

::shakes head, fishes about in dinghy and pulls out a large holdall::


OK guys, I'm ready - fill me up please.


:: waits as the primates slowly emerge::

Yes yes, when you're ready.

:pens holdall wider::

Now come on, I've had a bitch of a ride.
All you can spare in here please.

::watches as locals slowly wander up, peer at, poke, chew and begin to
squat over holdall::

Ack, no no !

::throws holdall aside::

ffs.

::wanders up to and squints at sign::

:: pulls glasses from back pocket::

::squints harder, goes white as a sheet::


Not...Money Island then ?

Not even Monet...?

::collapses and sobs on the shore::


::gathers self and heads back to dinghy::

::lays out solar panel and boots up laptop::

::launches Everquest 2::

'Cannot connect to server'

AAAArrghhhhhhhhhh......... !!!


--
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Empee wrote:

> *hnng gnnn*
>
> ::drags dinghy to shore::
>
> *gnnnnnnnnnn*
>
> Poxy bloody Coral...
>
> ::collapses on sand, catches breath and nods off::
>
>
>
>
>
> Who ?! No, not me Mother !
>
> ::wakes with a start::
>
> Oh, right.
> Brr..
>
> ::shakes head, fishes about in dinghy and pulls out a large holdall::
>
>
> OK guys, I'm ready - fill me up please.
>
>
> :: waits as the primates slowly emerge::
>
> Yes yes, when you're ready.
>
> :pens holdall wider::
>
> Now come on, I've had a bitch of a ride.
> All you can spare in here please.
>
> ::watches as locals slowly wander up, peer at, poke, chew and begin to
> squat over holdall::
>
> Ack, no no !
>
> ::throws holdall aside::
>
> ffs.
>
> ::wanders up to and squints at sign::
>
> :: pulls glasses from back pocket::
>
> ::squints harder, goes white as a sheet::
>
>
> Not...Money Island then ?
>
> Not even Monet...?
>
> ::collapses and sobs on the shore::
>
>
> ::gathers self and heads back to dinghy::
>
> ::lays out solar panel and boots up laptop::
>
> ::launches Everquest 2::
>
> 'Cannot connect to server'
>
> AAAArrghhhhhhhhhh......... !!!
>
>
/sends up a flare

 

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Empee made text:

|::launches Everquest 2::
|
|'Cannot connect to server'
|
|AAAArrghhhhhhhhhh......... !!!

Although I do believe you have a very valid point there, I still think
Spartan apples are amongst the best you can get. They are juicy, sweet,
and delicious. McIntosh apples are not too bad either, much better than
the way over-rated Granny Smiths.

--
ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

www.aglami.net
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"Alas, my error was trusting Aglami
to do anything in the first place."
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blondestranger wrote:

>> *hnng gnnn*
>>
>> ::drags dinghy to shore::
>>
>> *gnnnnnnnnnn*
>>
>> Poxy bloody Coral...
>>
>> ::collapses on sand, catches breath and nods off::
>>
>>
>>
>>
>>
>> Who ?! No, not me Mother !
>>
>> ::wakes with a start::
>>
>> Oh, right.
>> Brr..
>>
>> ::shakes head, fishes about in dinghy and pulls out a large holdall::
>>
>>
>> OK guys, I'm ready - fill me up please.
>>
>>
>> :: waits as the primates slowly emerge::
>>
>> Yes yes, when you're ready.
>>
>> :pens holdall wider::
>>
>> Now come on, I've had a bitch of a ride.
>> All you can spare in here please.
>>
>> ::watches as locals slowly wander up, peer at, poke, chew and begin to
>> squat over holdall::
>>
>> Ack, no no !
>>
>> ::throws holdall aside::
>>
>> ffs.
>>
>> ::wanders up to and squints at sign::
>>
>> :: pulls glasses from back pocket::
>>
>> ::squints harder, goes white as a sheet::
>>
>>
>> Not...Money Island then ?
>>
>> Not even Monet...?
>>
>> ::collapses and sobs on the shore::
>>
>>
>> ::gathers self and heads back to dinghy::
>>
>> ::lays out solar panel and boots up laptop::
>>
>> ::launches Everquest 2::
>>
>> 'Cannot connect to server'
>>
>> AAAArrghhhhhhhhhh......... !!!
>>
> /sends up a flare

*can't see empee's post, has to piggy-back blonde's*
Yarr, hoist the mainsail! Plunderables off the starboard bow!

 

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Sean dit:

> blondestranger wrote:

> >>
> >> 'Cannot connect to server'
> >>
> >> AAAArrghhhhhhhhhh......... !!!
> >>
> > /sends up a flare
>
> *can't see empee's post, has to piggy-back blonde's*
> Yarr, hoist the mainsail! Plunderables off the starboard bow!

*oh, didn't see blonde's pots, piggyback's Sean's*

/watches flare

Ah tits, not again

Plunder this, ya scurvies !

/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts

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Fitter, happier.

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Empee made text:

|*oh, didn't see blonde's pots, piggyback's Sean's*
|
|/watches flare
|
|Ah tits, not again
|
|Plunder this, ya scurvies !
|
|/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts

Where'd you get the coconuts?

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ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

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to do anything in the first place."
- Rob, in alt.roundtable

 

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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|*oh, didn't see blonde's pots, piggyback's Sean's*
>|
>|/watches flare
>|
>|Ah tits, not again
>|
>|Plunder this, ya scurvies !
>|
>|/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts
>
>Where'd you get the coconuts?

There must be coconuts somewhere in Aglami. I mean, I seem to remember
seeing them once when lost in the F-sector...


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Pixel "#~ made text:

|>|/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts
|>
|>Where'd you get the coconuts?
|
|There must be coconuts somewhere in Aglami. I mean, I seem to remember
|seeing them once when lost in the F-sector...

<mutters>

Way to ruin a good Monty Python reference...

</mutters>

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ervaqre

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"Alas, my error was trusting Aglami
to do anything in the first place."
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ervaqre wrote:
> Pixel "#~ made text:
>
> |>|/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts
> |>
> |>Where'd you get the coconuts?
> |
> |There must be coconuts somewhere in Aglami. I mean, I seem to remember
> |seeing them once when lost in the F-sector...
>
> <mutters>
>
> Way to ruin a good Monty Python reference...
>
> </mutters>

<AMPERSAND POLICE!>
Nothing to do with the conversation, I'm just letting you all know that
we at the ampersand Police are m going on a vacation to Aruba for a
while. So, you know, keep an eye out for those ampersands while we're
gone okay? Or don't, that's okay too.
</AMPERSAND POLICE!>

 

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Sean made text:

|<AMPERSAND POLICE!>
|Nothing to do with the conversation, I'm just letting you all know that
|we at the ampersand Police are m going on a vacation to Aruba for a
|while. So, you know, keep an eye out for those ampersands while we're
|gone okay? Or don't, that's okay too.
|</AMPERSAND POLICE!>

Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
have your Greenland, okay?

--
ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

www.aglami.net
ervaqre(at)aglami(dot)net

"Alas, my error was trusting Aglami
to do anything in the first place."
- Rob, in alt.roundtable

 

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Earlier ervaqre muttered:

>|>|/buries self in sand, pretending to be two small coconuts
>|>
>|>Where'd you get the coconuts?
>|
>|There must be coconuts somewhere in Aglami. I mean, I seem to remember
>|seeing them once when lost in the F-sector...
>
><mutters>
>
>Way to ruin a good Monty Python reference...
>
></mutters>

Yeah, well, I saw that one coming, and I couldn't help myself.


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ervaqre wrote:

> |<AMPERSAND POLICE!>
> |Nothing to do with the conversation, I'm just letting you all know that
> |we at the ampersand Police are m going on a vacation to Aruba for a
> |while. So, you know, keep an eye out for those ampersands while we're
> |gone okay? Or don't, that's okay too.
> |</AMPERSAND POLICE!>
>
> Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
> have your Greenland, okay?

Fine, but I'm taking Managua as well.

 

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Sean made text:

|> Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
|> have your Greenland, okay?
|
|Fine, but I'm taking Managua as well.

FINE THEN, YOU CAN HAVE IT, YOU BULLY!

--
ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

www.aglami.net
ervaqre(at)aglami(dot)net

"Alas, my error was trusting Aglami
to do anything in the first place."
- Rob, in alt.roundtable

 

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ervaqre wrote:

> |> Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
> |> have your Greenland, okay?
> |
> |Fine, but I'm taking Managua as well.
>
> FINE THEN, YOU CAN HAVE IT, YOU BULLY!

Bwahahaha! Mine, all mine!

 

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Sean made text:

|> |Fine, but I'm taking Managua as well.
|>
|> FINE THEN, YOU CAN HAVE IT, YOU BULLY!
|
|Bwahahaha! Mine, all mine!

Greediness is a road to hell. It also is a road to Stephanopolis.

--
ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

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ervaqre(at)aglami(dot)net

"Alas, my error was trusting Aglami
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ervaqre wrote:

> |> |Fine, but I'm taking Managua as well.
> |>
> |> FINE THEN, YOU CAN HAVE IT, YOU BULLY!
> |
> |Bwahahaha! Mine, all mine!
>
> Greediness is a road to hell. It also is a road to Stephanopolis.

Okay, enough hinting. You can have Stephanopolis.

 

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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Sean made text:
>
> |<AMPERSAND POLICE!>
> |Nothing to do with the conversation, I'm just letting you all know that
> |we at the ampersand Police are m going on a vacation to Aruba for a
> |while. So, you know, keep an eye out for those ampersands while we're
> |gone okay? Or don't, that's okay too.
> |</AMPERSAND POLICE!>
>
> Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
> have your Greenland, okay?

You *do* realize that beer and booze is extremely expensive in
Greenland?

Why would anyone want *that*?

/Rasmus

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Sean made text:

|> |Bwahahaha! Mine, all mine!
|>
|> Greediness is a road to hell. It also is a road to Stephanopolis.
|
|Okay, enough hinting. You can have Stephanopolis.

Wohhooooo!!

Actually, I really would like to go to Aruba or Curaçau, the farthest
outposts of our mighty Kingdom of the Netherlands!

--
ervaqre

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to do anything in the first place."
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Rasmus Bøg Hansen wrote:

>>|<AMPERSAND POLICE!>
>>|Nothing to do with the conversation, I'm just letting you all know that
>>|we at the ampersand Police are m going on a vacation to Aruba for a
>>|while. So, you know, keep an eye out for those ampersands while we're
>>|gone okay? Or don't, that's okay too.
>>|</AMPERSAND POLICE!>
>>
>>Aruba...hmmm...okay, let's make a deal, you can have our Aruba, if I can
>>have your Greenland, okay?
>
> You *do* realize that beer and booze is extremely expensive in
> Greenland?
>
> Why would anyone want *that*?

Well if I had to guess, I'd say he's planning to mount a coupla rockets
on one coast and ram it into Canada, then hop on, relocate the rockets
to the opposite coast, more or less, and ram it into the Netherlands.

 

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Sean made text:

|> You *do* realize that beer and booze is extremely expensive in
|> Greenland?
|>
|> Why would anyone want *that*?

Because I love cold weather! I really love it so much. It makes me a very
happy man.

|Well if I had to guess, I'd say he's planning to mount a coupla rockets
|on one coast and ram it into Canada, then hop on, relocate the rockets
|to the opposite coast, more or less, and ram it into the Netherlands.

I would love to. But reality is harsh. Today I actually started packing,
because soon I must hop on a plane and move back to dope country, because
my visa will expire.

--
ervaqre

It won't be just a memory.

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ervaqre(at)aglami(dot)net

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to do anything in the first place."
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ervaqre wrote:

> |> |Bwahahaha! Mine, all mine!
> |>
> |> Greediness is a road to hell. It also is a road to Stephanopolis.
> |
> |Okay, enough hinting. You can have Stephanopolis.
>
> Wohhooooo!!
>
> Actually, I really would like to go to Aruba or Curaçau, the farthest
> outposts of our mighty Kingdom of the Netherlands!

I guess you'd have to get on your hands and knees and beg the owner of
one of those places for permission, then.

 

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Sean made text:

|> Actually, I really would like to go to Aruba or Curaçau, the farthest
|> outposts of our mighty Kingdom of the Netherlands!
|
|I guess you'd have to get on your hands and knees and beg the owner of
|one of those places for permission, then.

HA! And who might that owner be, Mr Fancy Pants?

--
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to do anything in the first place."
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ervaqre wrote:
> Sean made text:
>
> |> You *do* realize that beer and booze is extremely expensive in
> |> Greenland?
> |>
> |> Why would anyone want *that*?
>
> Because I love cold weather! I really love it so much. It makes me a very
> happy man.

Also rockets.

> |Well if I had to guess, I'd say he's planning to mount a coupla rockets
> |on one coast and ram it into Canada, then hop on, relocate the rockets
> |to the opposite coast, more or less, and ram it into the Netherlands.
>
> I would love to. But reality is harsh. Today I actually started packing,
> because soon I must hop on a plane and move back to dope country, because
> my visa will expire.

Pfah. Reality. Pfah.

 

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Sean made text:

|> Because I love cold weather! I really love it so much. It makes me a very
|> happy man.
|
|Also rockets.

I have been thinking about that, but I believe I would rather employ a
legion of big-toed penguins.

|> I would love to. But reality is harsh. Today I actually started packing,
|> because soon I must hop on a plane and move back to dope country, because
|> my visa will expire.
|
|Pfah. Reality. Pfah.

One day reality will knock on your door, baby!

--
ervaqre

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to do anything in the first place."
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ervaqre <me@privacy.net> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Sean made text:
>
> |> Because I love cold weather! I really love it so much. It makes me a very
> |> happy man.
> |
> |Also rockets.
>
> I have been thinking about that, but I believe I would rather employ a
> legion of big-toed penguins.

Then Greenland is a bad choice.

*hands a ticket to South Pole to ervaqre*

> |> I would love to. But reality is harsh. Today I actually started packing,
> |> because soon I must hop on a plane and move back to dope country, because
> |> my visa will expire.
> |
> |Pfah. Reality. Pfah.
>
> One day reality will knock on your door, baby!

If it hasn't expired!

/Rasmus

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