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Monkey Island is EVIL, it's the game of SATAN !!!

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Monkey Island is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.

If you like Monkey Island, you will lose your soul to be damned
for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
for all eternity.

So stop playing this satanic game now to save your soul.

Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.

Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !

The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!

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"Gerry Lintonice" <miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
> Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!

Oh, I wasn't aware San Franscisco was HELL...

By the way:

How much wood would a woodchuck chuck?

/Rasmus

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A day without Gerry Lintonice is like a day without sunshine...

> Monkey Island is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
> If you like Monkey Island, you will lose your soul to be damned
> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
> for all eternity.
>
> So stop playing this satanic game now to save your soul.
>
> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
> prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>
> Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
> witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
> The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL
> and Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!

Can't argue with that.

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On 6 Sep 2005 03:08:46 -0700, "Gerry Lintonice"
<miami_cure@yahoo.com.au> wrote:

>Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>
>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!

alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?

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Earlier Gerry Lintonice muttered:

>Monkey Island is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect your
>souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>
>If you like Monkey Island, you will lose your soul to be damned
>for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>for all eternity.
>
>So stop playing this satanic game now to save your soul.
>
>Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>
>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>
>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!

Well. Yes.
Your point being.


....
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Earlier Daffy muttered:

>> Monkey Island is EVIL, it's the work of the devil, made to collect
>> your souls and to turn you into brainless slaves of hell.
>>
>> If you like Monkey Island, you will lose your soul to be damned
>> for eternal torment in hell.Demons and devils will feast on your soul
>> for all eternity.
>>
>> So stop playing this satanic game now to save your soul.
>>
>> Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>> your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>> prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>>
>> Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>> witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>
>> The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL
>> and Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>
>Can't argue with that.

I can argue with anything.
It doesn't make this less true though...


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Earlier Kasper muttered:

>>Or the holy inquisition will come for you and burn your flesh to save
>>your soul, because the devil must not collect more souls or nobody can
>>prevent his victory at ARMAGEDDON.
>>
>>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>
>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>
>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?

And Bev. Don't forget Bev!


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pixel at aglami dot net
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On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:02:22 +0200, "Pixel \"#~"
<jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> wrote:

>>>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>>
>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>
>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>
>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!

Bev isn't really that evil.

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Kasper <nospam@thanks.com> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> On Tue, 06 Sep 2005 21:02:22 +0200, "Pixel \"#~"
> <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> wrote:
>
>>>>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>>>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>>>
>>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>>
>>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>>
>>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!
>
> Bev isn't really that evil.

He did not say so, he just saif we shouldn't forget Bev.

/Rasmus

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Earlier Kasper muttered:

>>>>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>>>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>>>
>>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>>
>>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>>
>>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!
>
>Bev isn't really that evil.

He himself isn't. But his hair is!


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pixel at aglami dot net
msn: johannesvanderwerf at hotmail dot com
icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
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"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Kasper muttered:
>
>>>>>Monkey Island is EVIL, playing it is BLASPHEMY , only heretics and
>>>>>witches like Monkey Island.And heretics and witches shall BURN !
>>>>>
>>>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>>>
>>>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>>>
>>>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!
>>
>>Bev isn't really that evil.
>
> He himself isn't. But his hair is!

I have been told your is too?

/Rasmus

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Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:

>>>>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>>>>
>>>>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>>>>
>>>>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!
>>>
>>>Bev isn't really that evil.
>>
>> He himself isn't. But his hair is!
>
>I have been told your is too?

My hair seduces women. It is in no way evil.


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pixel at aglami dot net
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icq: 58550811
www.aglami.net
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"In theory, there's no difference between theory
and practice... in practice, there is..."
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"Pixel \"#~" <jjwweerrff@phil.uu.nl> hit the keyboard.
Afterwards the following was on the screen:

> Earlier Rasmus Bøg Hansen muttered:
>
>>>>>>>The Monkey Island games are EVIL, the DEVIL programmed them in HELL and
>>>>>>>Guybrush Threepwood is the ANTICHRIST !!!
>>>>>>
>>>>>>alt.evil, eh? Is Murray there? What about Boris?
>>>>>
>>>>>And Bev. Don't forget Bev!
>>>>
>>>>Bev isn't really that evil.
>>>
>>> He himself isn't. But his hair is!
>>
>>I have been told your is too?
>
> My hair seduces women. It is in no way evil.

Oh, I think I garbled it up then. Then we call it seductive hair. And
evil.

/Rasmus

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too obvious or too difficult.
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