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That's what herbs are for 
(the hangover)
hhey loftus i'm getting bf2 tommorow so we can play together 
ya especially when your team wins and you run outside the house cheering in your underwear (you know who you are)
mmm drugs 
I have Nisargadatta beside me at the moment...
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drugs are bad mmmkay stay away from drugs mmmkay
Quiet little Fanboy
Pike..I'm unfamiliar with that... 8O
| Quote : hhey loftus i'm getting bf2 tommorow so we can play together |
Get a mic...you get annoying and I'll C4 your ass! 
I don't drink that much Like you said, "girls can't handle their booze"
I have like 3 drinks, and I'm good for the night
*dances
Joke Time!
A young man moved into a new apartment on his own, and went to the lobby to put his name on his mailbox. While there, an attractive young lady came out of the apartment next to the mailboxes wearing a robe.
The boy smiled at the young woman and she started a conversation with him.
As they talked, her robe slipped open, and it was obvious that she had nothing else on. The poor kid broke into a sweat trying to maintain eye contact. After a few minutes, she placed her hand on his arm and said, "Let's go to my apartment, I hear someone coming."
He followed her into her apartment; she closed the door and leaned against it, allowing her robe to fall off completely. Now nude, she purred at him, "What would you say is my best feature?" Flustered and embarrassed, he finally squeaked, "It's got to be your ears!"
Astounded, and a little hurt she asked, "My ears? Look at these breasts; they are full and 100% natural! I work out every day! My butt is firm and solid! Look at my skin - no blemishes anywhere! How can you think that the best part of my body is my ears?"
Clearing his throat, he stammered, "Outside, when you said you heard someone coming? That was me."
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He's like Merlin
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He's like Merlin
...only makes less sense. 
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geez cheez 3 drinks and your out thats nothin i once drank 50 oz of champagne at my dads birthday party and didnt get drunk boy was i mad lieing bastards said it was 8% but it was really 5
I only drink like 6 times a year
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was that joke a true story? about you! <points index finger at cheez like the monkey from family guy>
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ya for 2 month long periods at a time lol
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geez cheez 3 drinks and your out thats nothin i once drank 50 oz of champagne at my dads birthday party and didnt get drunk boy was i mad lieing bastards said it was 8% but it was really 5
8%? Hell, I drink beer stronger than that.
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No, but he rolls his own cigarettes...well, actually he died in 86...
are you calling me fat?!
seriously though... your a bastard
Yes. Hey fatty! get out more and dance more. You are slowing down in your old age.
***dons silver boob tube and pink hot pants***
Ye Reckon, lets go baby.
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