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You develop a mame belly
lob
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"Mameworld" isn't enough...you need mamemultiverse.
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
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> You know you MAME too much when...
On a visit to Wellington Zoo [New Zealand], you demand to know why there's
no arcade machine enclosure.
lob
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Your only friends in the world are members of the "arcade community"...
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC3151C506lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC2F034A21lob30yahoocom@
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>> Your only friends in the world are members of the "arcade community"...
>
> Even your wife is a member of the "Arcade Community"...
Your dog's name is Tron.
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC2F034A21lob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
> Your only friends in the world are members of the "arcade community"...
Even your wife is a member of the "Arcade Community"...
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC3392EC8Clob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>>> Your only friends in the world are members of the "arcade
community"...
>>
>> Even your wife is a member of the "Arcade Community"...
>
>
> Your dog's name is Tron.
Cats: Galaga and Pheonix
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Even the 'end of the world' isn't enough to drag you away from Defender.
lob
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The world's weather patterns change for the worse as God tries to compete
with Defender and Robotron...
lob
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You believe the conspiracy that the main motive behind the Iraq war was not
W.M.D. or Oil, but to provide the factual basis for a new arcade game:
Commando II.
lob
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You haven't masturbated in over 2 years...
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You regard Television as "that substitute for a pc or arcade monitor"
lob
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Crossing a busy road is just an excuse to play Frogger
lob
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
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> 203.26.24.228:
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> > You know you MAME too much when...
>
>
> On a visit to Wellington Zoo [New Zealand], you demand to know why
there's
> no arcade machine enclosure.
>
> lob
You tell the Zoo Keeper to start laying bricks because that lion is
breaking through soon
When you go to the monkey house you're suprised to see what the
gorillas actually throw instead of barrels or coconuts
You jump into the ostrich pen, mounting one of the birds and trying to
get it to fly (before getting pecked to death)
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Your near-new 200 GB HD is already fill
lob
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You build a cabinet so you can play MAME when you go to the toilet
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You build a cabinet so you can play MAME when you go to the toilet
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lob wrote:
> Crossing a busy road is just an excuse to play Frogger
None of these are even remotely funny, you idiot.
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Everytime you see a red door you enter and demand the secret plans
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You actually know how to play Mahjong
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"gooroo" <af605@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1115290631.155498.297290
@z14g2000cwz.googlegroups.com:
> lob wrote:
>> Crossing a busy road is just an excuse to play Frogger
>
>
> None of these are even remotely funny, you idiot.
>
Yeah, frogger wasn't that funny. I suspect though you're just pissed off at
the Iraq War joke. Next time try not to make it so obvious, you moronic
bible-bashin mormon bush-lovin prankster you....
lob ;-)
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You believe you can jump over anything
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Jesus descends from heaven to secretly play Robotron on your mame cab late
at night.
lob
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You clock everything
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DD73C930B9lob30yahoocom@
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> You clock everything
meanwhile gooroo hasn't even figured out how to "insert coin"...
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you develop Post-Traumatic Stress Disorder from playing Commando
lob
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You get 'MAME' tatooed across you fingers
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DD9283DB33lob30yahoocom@
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> You get 'MAME' tatooed across you fingers
>
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and G A L A X I A N across your chest
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
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Your #1 sexual fantasy involves Pacgal and Lara Croft together...
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
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You write the first book on "mame postions" for more interesting and
challenging game-play
lob
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> You write the first book on "mame postions" for more interesting and
> challenging game-play
In your follow up book, Tantra Mame, you discuss the tantric secrets of a
slowed-down longer lasting game-play with improved high scores.
lob
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The Homicide Squad arrives at your house
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DDBFD55C5Alob30yahoocom@
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> The Homicide Squad arrives at your house
As people in your neighbourhood lie wounded or dead from gun shot wounds
and the police yell out "drop the gun or we'll shoot" it dawns on you that
'yeah, maybe there is a connection between arcade games and violence.'
lob
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It won't be funny either, you spamming son of a bitch.
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"gooroo" <af605@hotmail.com> wrote in news:1115294014.167092.237080
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> It won't be funny either, you spamming son of a bitch.
>
Yeah, "sad" would be a better description...
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns964DC3392EC8Clob30yahoocom@ 203.26.24.228:
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>> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns964DC3151C506lob30yahoocom@
>> 203.26.24.228:
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>>> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
> news:Xns964DC2F034A21lob30yahoocom@
>>> 203.26.24.228:
>>>
>>>> Your only friends in the world are members of the "arcade
>>>> community"...
>>>
>>> Even your wife is a member of the "Arcade Community"...
>>
>> Your dog's name is Tron.
>
> Cats: Galaga and Pheonix
Oooh , nice idea. I need to think of a name for one of my new kittens (the
other is called Morbo)
--
Alex
Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"
www.drzoidberg.co.uk
www.sffh.co.uk
www.ebayfaq.co.uk
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You dream in vector graphics
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Determined to clock Robotron, you lock yourself in your room with no food
and water. Two Months later your neighbours notice a bad smell...
lob
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in
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>
> Determined to clock Robotron, you lock yourself in your room with no
> food and water. Two Months later your neighbours notice a bad smell...
(though it may have just been gooroo)
lob
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Angered by the evil impure influence of console games, you organise
community burning of xbox and playstation games.
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lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DE2B4D8FAFlob30yahoocom@
203.26.24.228:
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> Angered by the evil impure influence of console games, you organise
> community burning of xbox and playstation games.
and the crowd chants "gooroo is a wanker" too
lob
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You purchase a projector with the sole purpose of using it to play full size
Street Fighter on the outside wall of your house with your drunken mates on
the weekend.
Projector for what? Movies?? No ;-)
--
Ian
The Pinny Parlour
http://www.thepinnyparlour.com
Clone: http://www.geocites.com/thepinnyparlour
IPM Invader (coffee break invaders) http://www.geocities.com/ipminvader
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You pay $1000 US to get a 'Bachelor of Mame' degree from the "Online"
University of Bolivia. Then you enrol in their PhD program...
lob
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The Pinny Parlour wrote:
> You purchase a projector with the sole purpose of using it to play
> full size Street Fighter on the outside wall of your house with your
> drunken mates on the weekend.
>
> Projector for what? Movies?? No ;-)
Hehehe , I like the sound of that
--
Alex
Hermes: "We can't afford that! Especially not Zoidberg!"
Zoidberg: "They took away my credit cards!"
www.drzoidberg.co.uk
www.sffh.co.uk
www.ebayfaq.co.uk
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On 2005-05-05, gooroo <af605@hotmail.com> wrote:
> None of these are even remotely funny, you idiot.
Yeah they are, be quiet. You can always not read them.
--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
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.... you sell one of your MAME cabs to a friend for less than what it
cost you to actually build it - just so it will be at his house for you
to play whenever you're over.
Sad, but true.
-Jeff
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On 2005-05-05, Jeff-B <mameburner@NOSPAM.monstarcade.com> wrote:
> ... you sell one of your MAME cabs to a friend for less than what it
> cost you to actually build it - just so it will be at his house for
> you to play whenever you're over.
... then donate one to your local watering hole so you can drink beer,
smoke fags and play MAME without getting bitched at all the time...
--
For every expert, there is an equal but opposite expert
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You come up with the idea for MAME beer
You paint your toilet to resemble Pac-Man (or Ms. Pac-Man) to recieve
your own special home-brewed power pellets.
You keep trying to drive up into moving semi truck trailers
You take your home-made controller to bed with you at night (er.. maybe
I should say dawn)
You outfit your car with coin slots and have to insert 50 cents for it
to start
You think any armored tank can be driven with just two joysticks
You fabricate your own Moon Patrol vehicle for driving around
http://www.trademe.co.nz/Trade-Me- [...] 677822.htm
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lob wrote:
> lob <lob30REMOVE@yahoo.com> wrote in news:Xns964DC192AC824lob30yahoocom@
> 203.26.24.228:
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>>You know you MAME too much when...
>
>
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> On a visit to Wellington Zoo [New Zealand], you demand to know why there's
> no arcade machine enclosure.
>
> lob
>
>
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At the zoo, the last exhibit is closed, and you get pissed that you wont
be able to beat the end guy.
--
Super Mike
"Mi asno querría un enano y un yate, por favor."
[My donkey would like a midget and a yacht, please.]
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lob wrote on 05. May 2005:
>
> You develop a mame belly
Every time you boot up your machine. And instead of login in with ID and
password you wiggle the joystick.
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