The land up north.

Two guys are walking for days through some unnamed land.
The first hikers says to the second, "We've been hiking through this land for days. We should name this place. Let's make it a game." The second hiker agrees.
The first thinks for a minute and says, "C, Eh?"
The second says, "N, Eh?"
"D, eh?" says the first hiker.

Thus, the naming of Canada.

It's not my joke. I just reposted what someone else in my department thought was funny.

Doggie takes a deep breath.....BOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO....ooo....oooooo.... Collapses from exaustion...

Some people just don't know how to steal jokes ... 8O

j/k Mike ... seriously

The joke is flawed. Only hairdressers drive Audi TT's. What would a gay man be doing with a wife?

Ok, buster, try this:

I stole that one here too

The old ones are still the old ones.

A man takes the day off work and decides to go out golfing. He is on the second hole when he notices a frog sitting next to the green. He thinks nothing of it and is about to shoot when he hears, "Ribbit. 9 iron." The man looks around and doesn't see snyone so he tries again. "Ribbit. 9 iron." He looks at the frog and decides to prove the frog wrong, puts his other club away, and grabs a 9 iron. Boom! He hits a birdie. He is shocked. He says to the frog, "Wow, that's amazing. You must be a luck frog, eh?" The frog reply's "Ribbit. Lucky frog. Lucky frog."

The man decides to take the frog with him to the next hole. "What do you think, frog?", the man asks. "Ribbit. wood." was the reply. The guy takes out a wood and - Boom! - a hole in one. The man is befuddled and doesn't know what to say. By the end of the day, the man golfed the best game of golf in his life and asks the frog, "OK...where to next?" The frog replies, "Ribbit Las vegas".

They go to Las Vegas and the guy says, "OK frog, now what?" The frog says "Ribbit roulette." Upon approaching the table the man asks. "What do you think I should bet?" The frog replies, "Ribbit $3000 black 6." Now, this is a million to one shot that this would win but after the golf game. the man figures what the heck. Boom! Tons of cash come sliding back across the table. The man takes his winnings and buys the best room in the hotel. He sits the frog down and says, "Frog, I don't know how to repay you. You win me all this money and I am forever greatful." The frog replies, "Ribbit Kiss me." The man figures why not, since after all the frog did for him he deserves it. All of a sudden the frog turns into the most gorgeous 16 year old girl in the world.

"And that, your honour, is how the girl ended up in my room".

A guy walks into a bar and sees a bloke sitting with a frog. What's the frog for" he asks. The bloke tells him it's a special frog and giver the best blowjobs ever. "bollocks" he says. "Here, try it yourself". Intrigued he slopes off to the toilets and gives the frog a try out. Sure enough the best blowjob he's ever had. Back at the bar he buys the frog for £500.00. Later that evening he wife finds him sitting his favourite chair watching football with the frog sitting on the arm of the chair. "what are you doing with that frog" she asks. "Shut up, teach it to cook and fu[b][/b]ck off"

Brillant!

The joke is flawed. Only hairdressers drive Audi TT's. What would a gay man be doing with a wife?

C'mon now, my 4 year old drives a TT

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