http://www.thesun.co.uk/article/0,,2-2006140204,00.html
You have to read the comments by readers at the end of it.. John Devlin has some good advice on what to do..
It's a good read.
Dude... don't get me wrong.. but What exactly is with your fixation w/ Tom & Katie?
I was wondering the same thing myself.
They should both be smacked repeatedly for an hour or two,
then shot in the back of the head while facing each other.
Seriously.
Twice.
*puts up boards around the house*
"My house, My rules"
"My drink won't fetch itself!"
"STFU and make me a sammich!"
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Very, very, very good question.
Rise, this celebrity interest of yours has me worried, mate.
Cant you be more interested in pornostars or something? What about America's favourite son, Charlie Sheen? If he's not banging hookers high on coke he's producing the most lame-arsed excuse for comedy I've ever seen.
Gosh he must have porked some strippers/pornostars over the years, eh? Think about it.
and Tom Cruise will still not come out of the closet.
(sorry, this needed a South Park quote..lol)
Never mind his celeb fetish, reading the Scum in any shape or form is very poor form.
Bloody oath!!! The thing is, that Rise has never struck me as a celeb watcher. Maybe he likes Tom Cruise - naked.
Celeb magazines are the only print media left that are bought at ridiculously high rates.
Kind of like "The Sun" over your way, eh Tom? What a terrific piece of shite-arsed trash that is. We've got it here too, just under a different name.
hahahaha
I'm not a celeb watcher.. she grew up around here, my bro went to school with her for a short time. He knew he when they were way younger..
but now, with all this crap going on and the signs and stuff, it's kind of interesting to see all the crap going on and all jokes they're making about it on the radio around here.
I drove by her parents house Monday night when I was leaving my pool tournament.. my friend pointed out the house. If it wasn't 2am I would have looked for signs on their house too. haha
Also found it funny that they're posting these signs up.. I like the idea of putting those signs up.. "This laundry won't clean itself!" and stuff like that.. funny stuff.
Well there we go. There's a bit of a story behind this afterall.
Mate, at least its Homes you and the bro went to school with. If it was Cruise then I'm sure I would have seen more Pike-like threads coming from you over time.
I wonder if Homes porked any of the dudes from her year in highschool? Some burnt out ex-champion highschool quarterback that she blew off in the stands after the games? The resident "Ashton Kucher" she had a thing for? Or maybe it was your bro who landed the big prize and enjoyed a sensual evening of alcohol fuelled teen bonking at some dude's end of year piss-up.
Ok Ok Ok.... Gives in to fresh meat attack syndrome...
Try a new twist on Russian Roulette....Load all six chambers....
gladly...mind standing in front of me while I try this?
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Gladly....The whole forum will gather to watch and none shall shed a bitter tear
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well, you haven't been here long either, but I still think you're being too hard on yourself...surely someone would miss you?
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well, you haven't been here long either, but I still think you're being too hard on yourself...surely someone would miss you?
Wipes tear of joy from his eye.... Oh Look misguided wit ..Tee Hee.... At least I read the stickeys 1st & knew I had a thick enough hide.... You appear to me to be 1 post away from a blubbering mass of "Hey why are you guys pickin' on me" nOOb Chit...
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well, you haven't been here long either, but I still think you're being too hard on yourself...surely someone would miss you?
Wipes tear of joy from his eye.... Oh Look misguided wit ..Tee Hee.... At least I read the stickeys 1st & knew I had a thick enough hide.... You appear to me to be 1 post away from a blubbering mass of "Hey why are you guys pickin' on me" nOOb Chit...
oh don't think this is the first off-topic forum I've posted in. I've traveled the road of being a n00b many times, and in alot less classy places then this.
so don't worry, I'll be just fine
Better sharpen your tongue then son... cause' at present it wouldn't even cut warm butter...
Ahh she was a no one around here.. kind of a prude. No stories about anyone she's dated or laid.
She ended up going to a catholic school at that for high school. She disappeared and when she showed up on that Dawson's Creek or whatever it was, those that new her name were like "WTF?"
It really wasn't a big deal.. no one knew anything about her.. kind of nerdy.
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Damn it to hell!
O.K. Fess up, basement dwellers!! Who's been getting all classy around here?
Despite what you think, one does not need to insult others in order to make their presence known.
Unless it happens to be true. . . then all bets are off.
But at least you're acting somewhat apologetic. . .
Thanx dwell...cut my typing time in half...
The mirror has two faces. . .
I'm not acting apologetic.
I'm just too tired to argue today.
edit: Besides, I try to refrain from flaming as much as possible. The best way to present an argument does not involve defamation of character. Every once a while a comment will slip, but if you look at the majority of my posts I do not flame. I simply do my best to debunk their arguments.
That's not good. That's not good at all.
Not being apologetic or not flaming?
Actually, "trolling". . .
Since when is bringing up a topic for debate trolling?
OK OK OK OK ENOUGH!
Would you both shut up now?
Thanks.
Hold me.
That's going to hurt, need some tylenol?
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Ouch... lil'sting...slaps skeeter from wrist...
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here...please, use this..
I'm pretty sure whoever came up with the gif image format is contemplating suicide because of that
Dude.... you'd do better posting the molecular structure of sheep dung...Cause' your witty retort just ain't cutting it...
and neither is your sh*tty emote.
Note to self....
Wooden stake...didn't work
Holy water...didn't work
silver bullet... didn't work
next up... full blown exorcisim...
WTF? Is it Noobies galore's night or something?
My advice to you all: get a bunny.
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What did you expect? He's been dead for quite awhile. How would you look after a couple of months of decomposition. I think the ascii bunny wins the beauty contest, stumps down.
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