I'm tired of Canadian Armed Forces Jokes

We don't use rubber boats. We don't use BB guns.
We spend Billions of dollars on our Armed Forces each year including over a Billion dollars paid into NATO.
Canadian Soldier Dies In Afghanistan

Mexico has an army?

An Army big enough to cause a lot of damage if they decided to march across the Rio Grand.

OOHH you're talking about illegal immigration. I gotcha..

Kind of like the Vietnam Tet offensive? They're slowly seeping in only to come out of their sleeper cells to take over America?

I hear there is a large buildup of them in Minnesota.. they might be staging an attack on Canada for all I know.

Yes that is true.
I wanted to reinforce the fact Canadians soldiers die abroad defending people who can't defend themselves. In the Balkans, Africa, Middle East, etc.

beer... not syrup

what a waste!

Who said we're spilling the beer?

Birch bark canoes are big enough?

Bows & arrows? Or spears with an atlatl?

Resistance was futile... but I tried to resist.

Mike.

Not cool man.. I'm going to ask you to delete this post.

He's talking about a Canadian soldier that was killed in action and you still make a joke?

Be a man, delete the joke and give an apology.

The first post refers to jokes. The first reply was a joke. Your first comment on this thread, I can only hope, was a joke. (if it wasn't, then I'm more concerned about you than Tom is about Forlorn)

I refuse to delete a joke, especially as mild of one as that. I'll take your crap for it. I do apologize for making a bad joke (most of mine are bad so thats nothing new). I also apologize for everyone else who crapped on this thread for you, even though you didn't bitch at them about it.

Mike.

No no no. You have it wrong.

French don't flee.

They surrender.

FYI, the Canadian was the twelfth killed in Afganistan.
Canada does not use canoes. In fact, we perchased three nuclear powered subs, from Britain, not long ago.
We lost an officer, in a fire, on the trip across the Atlantic.
The subs are all undergoing a major refit.
The big snag seems to be exchanging the standard hatches for screen doors.

Were those the three that you had to have towed to port when purchased?

Oh well, that makes the unique... and the envy of the world