What do you find more enjoyable about sports?

Actually watching the game or participating in the rivalries?

Playing.

I like gymnastics, bedroom gymnastics.

I don't watch sports. I'll occasionally catch a Red Wings game or go see the Mud Hens play.. I'll go to the stadium before I sit down to dedicate time to watching a game. I have better things to do in life.

Now, if I were with a group of friends, I'm more inclined to watch the game.

I don't follow all the teams, I don't care for all that other BS that goes on. I like watching a good game, regardless.

So count me out.. I think I'm one of the only guys who didn't thrive on watching sports. You can catch me at the rink playing. I'll watch when I'm old and fragile.

We can sum that up as drinking beer, right?

I notice when I go to watch games and drink, I spend more time checking out the ladies.. they're at a game.. that's half the battle. I don't watch much of the game.

When I stay at home.. I drink a lot, piss a lot, and forget about the game.

If I go to the office and watch the game.. I can never hear it, it's always on the small screen, and the hot bartenders get my attention more than the game.

I'm available for coaching.

Now if you could only get the hot bartenders or the ladies at the game to give you their attention....but alas....

Somebody's got to drink all the good beer that RC leaves lying around, don't they?

I see that you have some sort of twisted gay fixation on me. Please stop, your embarrassing yourself.

Damn straight. Nobody played strip chess with the cheerleader girls better than I. Ahhh, those were the days.....

Oooohhhh.....good one......[/sarcastic as possible]

I say girls, you automatically think computer "girls," huh? Shocker.

How could I not be fixated on you? You're such a hot, intelligent slab of man meat.

Thank you for your heart warming comments. It's nice to have fans like you. I have never been one to exclude the bewildered and retarded. I reply to all my fan mail personally. I am sending you an 'I Love Tom' badge. Please note it has a sharp pin, get an adult to supervise you when you wear it.

All the best
Tom

***gets out crayons***

That's a waiver.
Please, don't feel bad, like I mentioned earlier I try not to exclude the terminally dumb. I am however a little concerned about the whole badge issue. I fear you may chew and swallow a magnetic one or trap your fingers in the fridge door whilst playing. I have sent you instead a dummy. Please put it in your mouth and STFU.

All the best.
Tom

Same way you put dhlucke in your mouth, I reckon.

He's never been in my mouth. That was purely a rumor.

Now, the stories about mpjesse and I...

You like watching cheerleader boobies?

Sox vs Yanks. One of the oldest in Baseball.

I like watching the rivalries. Many times they're better than the game.

I prefer to watch than participate in rivalries, so to answer the question, watch.

Mike.

He's just extremely backed up.

Are you kiddin'? Every month is ladyboy month for dh.

You like watching cheerleader boobies?

yes? I can't help but enjoy great bodies