What makes a great woman?

My wife went to a flea market today with a friend of hers. Normally that's
something that could make a guy nervous over what kinda' crap is she going
to come home with, and where the hell are we going to put it.

She came home with a 6ft handmade oak bar, with burgandy countertop. ($80!)

Then she went back for the kids car seats she had to take out so it would fit.

Bless her, she had a sixer of Southwick's too. I think I'll keep her

Afterwards? I don't want her telling me anything. Time to sleep

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I do ....................... once I finally get them trained!

The secret is to get them young (before they pick up any more bad habits).

I suppose consensus is. . . a naughty one.

But, in my case a good woman is one that said, "I've had it with this slow computer! You need to build us a new one."*

Yes. M'am!

*I married a science geek