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I didn't get this right away. . .

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Two doctors are in the hallway complaining about nurse Nancy.

"She's out of control!" the first doctor says. "She does everything backwards. Just last week I told her to give a man two milligrams of morphine every ten hours, she gave him 10 milligrams every two hours, he almost died!"

"That's nothing," said the second doctor, "earlier this week I told her to give a man an enema every 24 hours, she tried to give him 24 enemas in one hour!"

All of a sudden they heard a blood curldling scream from down the hallway.

"OH MY GOD! I just realized that I told nurse Nancy to prick Mr. Smiths boil!"



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Then you are truly dumb.

Reply to Tom_Smart

Mmmmm... I dun get it. Someone please elaborate for my micro brain.

Reply to mpjesse

she's boiling his prick...

Reply to KingLoftusXII

Ich bin kein dumb Amerikaner

Reply to dwellman

Nein sprecken zie deutch!!

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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she's boiling his prick...



Is that what they did before pennicillin :oops:

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Ich glaub mein schwein pfeift

Reply to dwellman

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Nein sprecken zie deutch!!



You obviously do not.

Reply to BigMac

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Nein sprecken zie deutch!!



Grammatik Polizei will be a banging on your door.

Reply to Tom_Smart

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Nein sprecken zie deutch!!



You obviously do not.

Not a fookin bit.... Great grandmother was from Germany though....[/like it matters]

Reply to AilingBlackLab

It already did about 20-25 minutes before you posted...

Reply to BigMac

Ihr Esel ist voll von Mannpaste.

Reply to KingLoftusXII

That's dirty. . .

Reply to dwellman

But funny and true. :lol:

3 years of German and I only remember that kind of stuff...

Reply to KingLoftusXII

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Mannpaste.



Some words need no translation..

Reply to AilingBlackLab

C'mon, there's an extra n in there... :lol:

I kid because I care... 8)

Reply to KingLoftusXII

The closet thing I can remember is something like:

mein Esel meine Steuern machten

But thatmay not be right

Reply to dwellman

Lmao...I do my taxes myself for I have no donkey.

Reply to KingLoftusXII

I breifly dated a girl grom Aalen. . . she used to say stuff like that.

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