So I'm going on my first cruise tomorrow.

Old married couple cruise. Enjoy.

Don't get pushed over either. I'll be watching the news waiting for you to pop up missing.

You know, they never found out what happened to that one guy. And that kid in.. NY? Who 'fell' down the trash chute into the trash compactor, yeah, they're calling that an accident and not a homicide.

Nice knowing you, though short lived. And remember, if you fall overboard, don't freak out. Enjoy the fall before you fall into the water, breaking bones, while the ship cruises by, sucking you down into the props, leaving you chum for the sea monsters to nibble at.

You could stick your head in the cam of that 14,000 hp diesel...

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Try not to become one of those people who supposedly just "disappear" on cruises.

Or...

Try not to get drunk and fall off the balcony.

Burn in hell Ragging boy.

The burning you experience today is not Hell. It's that raging STD you haven't treated.

My wifes sister was on that cruise ship that got pounded by that 50ft wave
last summer. Fun.

Trapped on a boat with a couple thousands tourists? No thank you.

Mate, I do hope you have a good and enjoyable trip.

We'll hear all the sordid details when you get back: how you were drugged with a date-rape concoction; how you drugged some broad; how you did nude karaoke; how you drank a bottle of bourban and then spewed over the stern; how some old MILF liked the cut of your jib and took you into her private cabin for a 6 hour slam session...

Mate, they're are myriad opportunities and outcomes every time one of those cruise ships leave port. I hope you land a good time.

maybe teh cruise liner will sink and you will drown...


pms dvdpiddy to pray for that.

Dammit, you stole my thought! Focker!