Ok - I have a Chieften Tank for sale. Good runner, high mileage. cd/radio. Upgraded sound system, 2 JBL 12" subs, 4 220 watt kenwoods, 6 pioneer mids and two tweeters. All amped. In tank TV and navigation system. Working gun perfct for traffic jams. A real go anywhere anyway vehicle. A must see. minor shell damage to side. £20,000.
Don't want to sell but it depreciates the value of my parents home having it sat on the drive. Plus our cat ran away and won't come back. Also my local RSPCA office has threatened legal action if it isn't disposed of due to launching small creatures through the cannon.
Ok This isn't mine as mine was confiscated. but here goes.
One Nissan Micra. Good condition. tiny pathetic engine so very good miles per gallon. Excellent handling if you like feeling as though you a on a boat. Power steering (not that you need it) Definetly one for those who love driving to the end of the drive and back. Kenwood stereo graces the dashboard (though it wishes it didn't) Standard speakers incredibly quiet to say that the general age of micra drivers are hard of hearing. Bubble shape. 2 door - Go cruising with ALL your mates. just make sure they ain't fat bastards. Comfy if your a dwarf. Real feel for the road - go round corners at over 10mph and you'll end up on your roof. Perfect for those snowy days when you forgot your sledge. Excellent brakes, dodgy seat belts, no windscreen. Height adjustable steering wheel. Moves by about half an inch. oh yeah thats gonna help. Sporty looking wheel trims (hey I can lie) wonderful condition - so slow its impossible to crash. Un-nickable, low insurance and your mom will love it.
Want to sell desperately as my girlfriend threatened to split up with me. Well looked after. Slight strange coloured funny smelling stain on back seat (mmm surely not?)
I wanna be a hippie and I wanna get stoned yeah.
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