because i know some froob will feel the urgent need to say it:
" no it will not, but it will play a nice video of me playing crysis that you can watch "
Not having a SD card slot on a device thats only 8-16 GB really makes the device less useful as you can only install a certain amount of content. I've been in that place (Still am) It isn't fun. I know SD cards are slow but not having enough space and no way to expand it is far worse in my view.