My clothes smell like!

Dudes i went to get my clothes from the clothes line and they smell like(i swear to whatever you beleive in) weed and thats not the worst part i have to go into the city in an hour now i am worried about the drug sniffing dogs should i be?

Hide some Charlie in your socks that will distract the hounds.

Roll them all up into a huge blunt and smoke them. Dude my neighbors had a party last night and yep you guessed they are hippies now i dont have any more dry clothes what should i do?(except for smoking them) Smoke them.

If you're not carrying, what are you worried about?

...

Oh. Better buy new clothes then. Or stop carrying.

Mike.

1) Reread what I said. I didn't say smoke, I said carry. If its not on your person, even if you smell like it you have nothing to worry about. Unless you already have a warrant out on you. In which case I'll call my brother and let him know where you are.

Having some (relatively small) experience with drug dogs (well, general purpose police K9s) I can guarantee that unless you tick off the Officer the way you try to tick us off here you most certainly will not be attacked. They are very highly trained and I'd place my life in their paws any time.

Mike.

Damn!

Mike.

double Damn!

Mike.

get some weed, put it in your pocket, carry two knives and a small firearm on you, walk into any police station and yell,

"bakalaka muhammed jihad!!!"

problem solved...

...for you.

exactly.. ;P

Well i'm back so whats up <looking at reply's> OHH 8O

You made piddy madder than a limbless Ethiopian watching a donut roll down a hill. Well phuky did'nt make me mad he made me pissed.

Once again I will state that you take whats written here far too seriously...That my young cerebraly challenged friend is quite unhealthy.

You have got to find a way to seperate the persona of dvdpiddy from (insert actual name here).

The mere sight of a line such as quoted above tells me you keep this crap constantly in the front of your mind. Why??

I come here with every intention of releasing tension verbaly... TomSmart , King Loftus & Dwellman have given me my fair share of lumps & I've rolled with the punches... Ya' Know why... *Pssst c'mere* AilingBlackLab doesn't exist... He's a fictional charecter I created for the purpouse of forums like these. Any thing said to him is not being said to me. I merely have to think how he would respond... Kinda' like a writer getting into a charecters head.

Sure some of my own opinions leak into these threads...Mostly when I'm being serious about a subject. But for the most part it's that evil bastard ABL having fun.... Dude lighten the fook up or your gonna' have a friggin stroke by the time your 25..... ABL i know your secret.

You sucked phuky and got piss-drunk off him????? 8O 8O

Mike. Uhh no i dont want to here your sick fantasies i got pissed angry not drunk remember i am from america where we say pissed angry not pissed drunk

You sucked phuky and got piss-drunk off him????? 8O 8O

Mike. Uhh no i dont want to here your sick fantasies i got pissed angry not drunk remember i am from america where we say pissed angry not pissed drunk I'm American and i've never heard anyone say that but you, your on your own there bud.

Huh look guys you brits have a weird perception of language sometimes you know that.

Who's a brit? I was born in Ohio and live in Illinois right now.

Besides, its you who has a wierd perception of language... I know exactly what I mean.

Mike.

Don't be pointing fingers, especially you. Also, when it comes to a wierd perception of language, you're one to talk. What me english is good english. You mean "English?"

Don't be pointing fingers, especially you. Also, when it comes to a wierd perception of language, you're one to talk. What me english is good english. You mean "English?" No i meant english you mowon.

Hey stupid... ya' ever think to look under Fishy's avatar at that location thing??? I don't care about the stupid insult all i can say is

hyuck hyou

lmfao, youre pissed at me, im shaking in my steel toed boots.

You sell?

2 jobs previous to my current 'drug-free' one a bud who did in fact deal bummed
rides from me for the 20min ride. Cool for me cuz he'd give gas money and smoke me up.
He'd take a cd case break some up, roll a fattie and brush the rest on the floor.
He was quick too. Pull out of the parking lot, fried by the time we were on the highway. Sorry..highway.

Anyways, during this (lovely) period in my life a friend gets married. We all are
at the wedding and want to get get fried, but no one is carrying. On a whim I
go out to my car. Got 3 J's from bud's pulled out of the carpet.

Ya' think a dog woulda' had a field day in there?

Go play in the traffic.

Won't your mom let you out?

HYUCK HYOU!

:?: Fou is you dumbass!

How about i call you a dickhead?

Noob.