Ever hear the joke about the retard with a grenade?
My dad bought me a pinneapple grenade from the army surplus store when I was younger. It was just the shell, kind of like you find on the "take a number" stress things?
Well, I was out playing baseball with the neighborhood kids.. I was maybe 6-7? In the middle of it, I pull this grenade out and start showing it off. Andy, who I didn't like, was freaking out and running around. So I pulled the pin and started running after him telling him to hold it. Everyone is freaking out, I'm laughing my ass off when I finally told them it was just the shell.
My dad thought it was funny.. after he yelled at me and told me to put it back in the house.
(Actually I saw the video on how to make your own a long time ago, haven't checked out the new thread yet)
Ok when i was 9 or 10 i forget(when did the super soaker xp 105 come out?) Ok so i let my freind borrow my super soaker xp 105 i was at his house and he filled it with rubbing alchohol(not much just a pint) so he points the super soaker at the candle next to his garage at first nothing then i relight the candle and we set it down on some cinderblocks to keep the gun even then he aims shoots and gets a nice stream going i refill the gun and set it down agian he aims and shoots and still very nice stream (maybe 2 feet of fire) so we go to get some more rubbing alchohol but its empty so i decide to get the next best thing lighter fluid(stupid move i know) We fill it up and i aim (he refuses to fire it)shoot and boom the fire goes back to the gun melting it and burning my hand a little bit.
Moral of the story if your dumbass freind refuses to do something stupid and you do it it means that your a bigger dumbass than him.
Exactly the point I was trying to make!!
The sheer numbers are astounding!! I never figured out the insane Madam Madden fruit cocktail conversion potato formula! Answer inside.....
No, back in high school, ABL and I learned that you could hide secret messages in words so ordinary, that it would baffle even the most seasoned code breaker. If you can figure out what were saying, you will have our respect as long as you do what the message is saying and you will never be bothered on these forums again.
No, back in high school, ABL and I learned that you could hide secret messages in words so ordinary, that it would baffle even the most seasoned code breaker. If you can figure out what were saying, you will have our respect as long as you do what the message is saying and you will never be bothered on these forums again. Sorry i cant do that.
Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet.
Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet.
Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet.
It's very simple. If the turnips are cooked over a low heat with butter, the
olive oil won't penetrate, and the bathtub won't be stained.
Quite so old chap. My loury needs new lubricant, she running quite dry. Steamed turnips are better with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and not bacon radish oatmeal stew.
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