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vvvrrrrooooom. . . . .

*leaves a case of beer for the Australians to thank them for Rebecca St. James and the platypus.*

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*Sees case of beer & snags in on the way by* :twisted:

Reply to RCPilot

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vvvrrrrooooom. . . . .

*leaves a case of beer for the Australians to thank them for Rebecca St. James and the platypus.*

*Fires back at dwellman.*

Reply to dvdpiddy

Don't you have more important things to do? Like play in the street?

:P

Reply to Riser

Good one. :lol: *throws grenade toward riser* (for no particular reason)

Reply to dvdpiddy

Ever hear the joke about the retard with a grenade?

My dad bought me a pinneapple grenade from the army surplus store when I was younger. It was just the shell, kind of like you find on the "take a number" stress things?

Well, I was out playing baseball with the neighborhood kids.. I was maybe 6-7? In the middle of it, I pull this grenade out and start showing it off. Andy, who I didn't like, was freaking out and running around. So I pulled the pin and started running after him telling him to hold it. Everyone is freaking out, I'm laughing my ass off when I finally told them it was just the shell.

My dad thought it was funny.. after he yelled at me and told me to put it back in the house.

Reply to Riser

:lol: Nice story but did you hear about the moron and the flamethrower?

Reply to dvdpiddy

Tell me your story.

(Actually I saw the video on how to make your own a long time ago, haven't checked out the new thread yet)

Reply to Riser

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:lol: Nice story but did you hear about the moron and the flamethrower?


Rubber bands have a tendency to do that...

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Apart from the Platypus, I have no idea what Rebecca St James is about; is she a porno star?

Reply to BomberBill

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Tell me your story.

(Actually I saw the video on how to make your own a long time ago, haven't checked out the new thread yet)

Ok when i was 9 or 10 i forget(when did the super soaker xp 105 come out?) Ok so i let my freind borrow my super soaker xp 105 i was at his house and he filled it with rubbing alchohol(not much just a pint) so he points the super soaker at the candle next to his garage at first nothing then i relight the candle and we set it down on some cinderblocks to keep the gun even then he aims shoots and gets a nice stream going i refill the gun and set it down agian he aims and shoots and still very nice stream (maybe 2 feet of fire) so we go to get some more rubbing alchohol but its empty so i decide to get the next best thing lighter fluid(stupid move i know) We fill it up and i aim (he refuses to fire it)shoot and boom the fire goes back to the gun melting it and burning my hand a little bit.

Moral of the story if your dumbass freind refuses to do something stupid and you do it it means that your a bigger dumbass than him.

Reply to dvdpiddy

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:lol: Nice story but did you hear about the moron and the flamethrower?


Rubber bands have a tendency to do that... 8O Rubber Bands and Ethiopian food? 8O

Reply to Caboose-1

What are you talking about?

Reply to dvdpiddy

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What are you talking about?

Exactly.... Though Ethiopian food is real bad on the digestive track, spicy shi7.

Reply to Caboose-1

Yes but when you combine that with how many cogs there are in Big Ben it gets truly mind numbing...

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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What are you talking about?

Exactly.... Though Ethiopian food is real bad on the digestive track, spicy shi7. Wtf are you talking about i dont ethopian food.

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Yes but when you combine that with how many cogs there are in Big Ben it gets truly mind numbing...

You know what else is crazy?> http://www.ibiblio.org/pub/Linux/l [...] enguin.jpg The Linux Penguin had a good night....

Reply to Caboose-1

Dude where do you find crazy sh!t like this?

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Wtf are you talking about i dont ethopian food.



Exactly the point I was trying to make!!
The sheer numbers are astounding!!

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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Wtf are you talking about i dont ethopian food.



Exactly the point I was trying to make!!
The sheer numbers are astounding!! Dude you are confusing me!

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Wtf are you talking about i dont ethopian food.



Exactly the point I was trying to make!!
The sheer numbers are astounding!! I never figured out the insane Madam Madden fruit cocktail conversion potato formula! Answer inside.....

Reply to Caboose-1

Ok are you guys playing with me or something?

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Ok are you guys playing with me or something?

No, back in high school, ABL and I learned that you could hide secret messages in words so ordinary, that it would baffle even the most seasoned code breaker. If you can figure out what were saying, you will have our respect as long as you do what the message is saying and you will never be bothered on these forums again.

Reply to Caboose-1

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Ok are you guys playing with me or something?

No, back in high school, ABL and I learned that you could hide secret messages in words so ordinary, that it would baffle even the most seasoned code breaker. If you can figure out what were saying, you will have our respect as long as you do what the message is saying and you will never be bothered on these forums again. Sorry i cant do that.

Reply to dvdpiddy

You knew a seasoned code breaker in high school who tested your code?

I call BS :!:

Reply to Riser

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You knew a seasoned code breaker in high school who tested your code?

I call BS :!:

Figuratively speaking, alright?

Reply to Caboose-1

A certain pattern of words can create subliminal messages in the mind, causing you see it a completely different way.

Reply to Caboose-1

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You knew a seasoned code breaker in high school who tested your code?

I call BS :!:

I dont think so my head hurts after reading his posts.

Reply to dvdpiddy

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A certain pattern of words can create subliminal messages in the mind, causing you see it a completely different way.

I think it works my head hurts.

Reply to dvdpiddy

Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet. :wink:

Reply to Tom_Smart

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Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet. :wink:

What are you talking about?

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Tinty pinty stupid one. Rattle all that is loose and the firm will remain. surely even a mental midget like you can figure that out. Geestourn Vouple mahignet. :wink:

What are you talking about? LMFAO

Reply to Caboose-1

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Apart from the Platypus, I have no idea what Rebecca St James is about; is she a porno star?



Quite opposite....she is a Christian singer.

Reply to crizazykid2

Dudes what are you talking about you are driving me crazy!

Reply to dvdpiddy

It's very simple. If the turnips are cooked over a low heat with butter, the
olive oil won't penetrate, and the bathtub won't be stained.

Reply to KingLoftusXII

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It's very simple. If the turnips are cooked over a low heat with butter, the
olive oil won't penetrate, and the bathtub won't be stained.

Quite so old chap. My loury needs new lubricant, she running quite dry. Steamed turnips are better with I Can't Believe It's Not Butter and not bacon radish oatmeal stew.

Reply to Caboose-1

Yep. . .

It's all here.

Missed you guys.

Reply to dwellman

Do not forget to check the acker macker valve for over-fibulation. You'll be glad you did when the turnips don't burn. Swexty morfottamu.

Reply to Tom_Smart

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Yep. . .

It's all here.

Missed you guys.

Hi Dwellman*Throws broom at dwellman*

Reply to dvdpiddy

Acl & mcl neatly severed....Gentlemen...I believe we have a stationary target....

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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Do not forget to check the acker macker valve for over-fibulation. You'll be glad you did when the turnips don't burn. Swexty morfottamu.



You failed to note that the catalyst would be a full 5gal. bucket of steam...U.S. not Imp. :wink:

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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Acl & mcl neatly severed....Gentlemen...I believe we have a stationary target....

Who me?

Reply to dvdpiddy

if the drag megrims task it

Reply to AilingBlackLab

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if the drag megrims task it

I don't understand.

Reply to dvdpiddy

Cut to the heart, a topiary man asks to furnish its quota. Not that you could do it without steam! Gwanstyle diffiky hegalue. :wink:

Reply to Tom_Smart

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Cut to the heart, a topiary man asks to furnish its quota. Not that you could do it without steam! Gwanstyle diffiky hegalue. :wink:

Shut the fook up!

Reply to dvdpiddy

I don't be of opinion he'll perpetually take on ...And thats an easy one 8)

Reply to AilingBlackLab

Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

Reply to Caboose-1

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Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

So forlorn would suck you!

Reply to dvdpiddy

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Oh I wish I was an Oscar Meyer Weiner....

So forlorn would insert you inside him! You sick fook!

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