Strippers

I went to a top mate's bucks night tonight. Glorious time. It wasn't a skank den either; good women who earn good money. Burned $900 Aus in 5 hours so I was happy to get out of the joint with my shirt on and I'm meant to be going back in at 3am to pick this british sheila up who dug me and who's into partying.

What always, without fail, cracks me up are the exotic stripper names these sheilas give themselves: Tiffany, Kascha, Teschana, Honey etc. etc.

What's the most ludicrous/funny/interesting stripper name you've ever come across?

I expect about 40 answers from all you blokes. Rob's seen a few of these joints given his army days as have most of you guys, and Tomsmart probably runs and owns 5 of Liverpool's best.

And Rise, dont give me any of this "well, I went and signed up for the Playboy marketing when I met Angelique" or whoever that broad was.

They're all the same names!

Candy
Sasha
Pasha
Mercedes
Porche
...

blah

I like the male strippers names.. much more friendly

Tom, Shawn, Rob... none of that fake crap

Thats cool, Cheez.

If its good enough for the guys to have a perv then its good enough for the girls to get a fix too.

You wouldnt like a stripper called Larry though, eh?

I see it cuts both ways for both sexes, eh. 8)

I should have put a poll in: Tits? or Ass?

Supplement pecs for tits for your interest, Cheez.

A few names from last week spring to mind.

A
Abriana Aira Africa Alabama Alana Alaya Alecia Alicia Alex Alexis Alexa Alexandra Alexandria Alison Allura Ally Alpha Alyssa Amanda Amaze Amber Amelia Amethyst Analis Anastasia Andra Andrea Andromeda Angel Angela Angelique Angie Anise Anisette Anna Annabella Annie Annika Antoinette Aphrodite April Ariel Aries Ashlee Ashley Ashlyn Asia Athena Atlanta Aubra Aubrey Audra Aura Aurora Austin Autumn Ava Azrael

B
Baby Bailey Bambi Barbie Beau Beautiful Becky Bede Belinda Belle Berry Bethany Bianca Bindi Bird Bo Bolero Blade Blake Blanca Blaze Blondie Blossom Blue Blush Bobbie Bordeaux Bountiful Brandy Brandi Breeze Breezy Brianna Bridget Brie Brilliant Brita Britain Brittany Bronte Bubbles Buffy Bunny Burgundie Butterfly

C
Callie Cameo Camille Candi Candice Candy Candee Carmel Carmela Carmen Carrie Cashmere Champagne Chance Chanel Chantal Chantelle Chantilly Chantiqua Chaos Charity Charlie Charlotte Chastity Cherie Cherry Cheyenne China Chloe Chocolate Chrissy Christian Christi Lynn Christy Christine Chynna Cecilia Cinder Cinnamon CJ Cleo Cleopatra Clover Coco Cody Constance Contessa Cookie Crystal Cuddles Cynara Cynder Cyndi

D
Dagny Dahlia Daisy Dakota Dallas Damiana Dana Danger Danielle Danni Daphne Darby Darkness Darla Dawn Decadence Dee Ann Deidre Deja Delicious Delight Delilah Delta Deluxe Denver Desert Rose Desire Desiree Destiny Devon Devyn Dharma Diablo Diamond Diana Dido Diva Divine Divinity Dixie Dolly Dominique Dream Duchess Dusty Dylan

E
Ebony Echo Ecstasy Eden Elan Ella Elle Electra Eli Eliza Elizabeth Elvira Elyse Ember Emerald Emergency Emily Empress Envy Epiphany Erotica Esme Eva Evie Eve

F
Fable Fabulous Faith Fallon Fame Fantasia Fantasy Farrah Fate Fawn Fawna Fawnia Feather Felicia Felicity Felony Ferrari Fern Fetish Fiona Fire Francesca Flame Foxxxy Frankie Frosty

G
Gabrielle Gabriella Gaia Gem Gemma Gemini Genie Gentle Georgia Gia Giggles Gigi Gillian Ginger Giselle Glamour Glitter Glory Godiva Grace Gracious Gypsy

H
Hanna Harley Harlow Harmony Heather Heaven Heavenleigh Heavenly Helena Hillary Holiday Holly Honey Hope Houston Hyacinth

I
Ianna Ice Iesha Illusion Imagine India Indigo Inferno Infinity Ireland Irene Isabel Isabella Isis Ivory Ivy Izzy
J
Jade Jaguar Jamie Janelle Jasmine Jasmyn Jeanette Jeanie Jenna Jenny Jessica Jessie Jewel Jewels Jezebel Jill Jinx JJ Joetta Joelle Jolene Jordan Journey Joy Juicy Julia Julie Juliet June Juno

K
Kaia Kailli Kara Karla Kashmir Kat Kathleen Kayla Kelli Kenya Karma Kira Kitten Kitty Krista Kristen Kristi Krystal Kylie Kyra

L
Lace Lacy Lainie Lakota Lana Latifah Laura Layla Leah Leather Leggs Leia Leigh Lexie Licorice Lightning Lila Lilith Lily Lindsey Lisa Lita Liza Logan Lola London Loni Lori Love Lucinda Lucky Lucretia Lumina Luna Luscious Luxury Luxxie

M
Macy Madeline Madison Magdalene Magenta Maggie Magic Magnolia Malia Malibu Malice Mandy Manhattan Margot Maria Mariah Mariana Marilyn Marina Marla Marlena Marti Mary Ann Mary Jane Maxxx May McKenzie Medusa Megan Melano Melanie Melinda Melody Melonie Mercury Merlot Merlyn Michelle Mikhaila Mikki Mindee Mindy Mink Mistress Misty Mercedes Mercy Midnight Miracle Mocha Molly Mona Monaco Monica Monique Montana Morgan Muse Music Mystery Mystique

N
Nadia Nanette Nastasia Nasty Natalia Natalie Natasha Nica Nicole Nikita Nikki Niko Nina Nixie Noel Nola Norah Notorious

O
Octavia Olive Olivia Olympia Omega Opal Ophelia

P
Paige Pallas Pamela Pandemonium Pandora Pansy Panther Paradise Paris Passion Paula Peaches Peanut Pearl Pebbles Penelope Penny Pepper Persephone Petal Peyton Phoenix Piper Pisces Pixie Poison Porsche Power Precious Princess Puppy (yep.)

Q
Queen Quinn
R
Rachel Rain Ramona Raven Reba Rebecca Red Renee Rhiannon Ria Rio Rita River Robyn Rocki Roma Rose Rosemary Rosie Roxanna Roxanne Ruby

S
Sable Sabrina Sachet Sage Salome Samantha Sandi Sapphire Sarah Sarasota Saraya Sasha Sashay Sassparilla Sassy Satan Satin Savannah Scandal Scarlet Selena September Septiva Serena Serenity Seven Shana Shane Shannon Shawna Shay Shea Shelby Shelly Sheree Sherri Sherry Shine Siam Siena Sierra Silk Silky Silver Sin Simone Siren Skye Sloane Smoky Soleil Sonia Song Sorority Spice Spider Spring Staci Stacia Starr Stevie Storm Stormy Strawberry Suavecita Sublime Sugar Summer Sundae Sundance Sunday Sunni Sunny Sunshine Sunset Susanna Suzanne Swallow Sweet Sweetness

T
Tabitha Taffy Talia Tallulah Tamar Tamara Tammi Tane Tanya Tara Tasha Tasty Tatiana Tawni Taylor Temper Tempest Temptation Terra Terror Tess Tessa Texxxas Thai Thia Thumper Thyme Tia Tickle Tiffany Tiger Tigra Tika Time Tina Tinker Tisha Toffee Toni Topaz Tori Traci Tracy Tricia Trinity Trip Tristana Trixie Trouble Tuesday Tyffany Tyler Tyra

U
Unique Utopia

V
Valentina Valentine Vandal Vanessa Vanity Velvet Venus Veronica Viagra Victoria Victory Viola Violet Viper Virginia Virgo Vision Vivienne Vixen Vonda

W
Wanda Wednesday Wendy Whimsy Whisky Whisper Willow Windy Winter Wish Wyndi

X
Xanadu Xanthe Xaviera Xena Xiola Xtase

Y
Yasmin Yolanda Yvette Yvonne

Z
Zena Zenith Zinnia Zoe Zoey Zora

Luck is for the amateur, I'm sure you know what you're doing.

Rocky Road.

That's the only name I know that was out of the norm. Besides Bomber, who the fock cares what their name is? All they need to know is your name, they'll be screaming it later.

H's?

Hmmmm...

I knew a stripper named Hope. She was a real good looking one too. Had a nice southern accent. She was a few years older than me but she wouldn't put out...

Her boyfriend was kinda gay iirc.

LMAO!!! "Dated" a stripper named Hope for a few weeks. It was insane.
Truely, insane. A blast (literally for you coke-heads), but insane.

Alot of them (By no means all) do it to seperate their stage persona from themselves... I worked as a bouncer at a gogo bar for a few summers in my heyday...They get really pissy when They know your not one of the patrons & you ask them personal questions...Like the bar Employees all know when their bullshitting so they get all confused...They don't want to answer truthfully & they can't get their scripted answers by you...Quite amusing actually...

Stick to the barmaids... They're wilder & a hell of alot less haughty

Short for Stephen, eh Aub? Mate, southern fag joints weren't meant to be included but, hey, whatever blows your hair back.

Fock Yeah! Can you hear that? Thats the sound of victory; the sound of glorious triumph!

This sheila is still coming round and she's brining these girls with her and I'm savouring every second for I know it will be all over soon enough.

If I had one thing to say to a young buck on the way up it would be this: never, ever, give up on self improvement; and forget excessive material shite too, live life with soul my man and all will be good!

What a night!

I've been bonking this British stripper for about a month and she brought 4 of her girlfriends over and naturally I had about 10 of my mates here plus a few other chics I know and the night was wild man.

No two-ups for me although a couple of my mates were involved in a "spit-roast" situation with another sheila who came along; not to denigrate women or anything as they're good lads and she dug 'em so they decided to have a three-way-slam-a-thon. What could be more natural?

See that's the spirit; now you're into it.

Yeah, one of my mates reckons he took a couple of pics on his moby of the chics dancing around in next to nothing and high heels; taken circa 2 in the morning.

Focking bugger has no idea on technology though (worse than me) and he doesn't know how to upload them and email them to me.

He's a piss-head too; down south of Action_Man which is a fair hike but I'm as keen as mustard to get a couple of shots of the party up. Nice broads man.

*hides

To be perfrectly honest - and as a connossieur of the female form, as I like to think I am, it may be a trifle surprising to you, that I dont have the faintest focking idea what dimples you're referring to there, Chief.

Me, I dig a woman's thighs, arse and tits; pretty simple combo really. Chicks who develop those stripper/dancer thighs are gold; I'd salivate at that shite all day long! 8)

Ahh! Yep, I know what you're on about; although you're not wrong about the fitness level because the last tart I bonked to have those was the gym tart I was seeing some time back. Gosh she was wild! Great memories.

Its those creamy, not too muscular, thighs that get me wriggling; I love that shite something fierce.

Legs and backs.. must have. No guts please. I don't want it look like a third breast is bouncing around somewhere. I'm perfectly happy with just 2 of those suckers.

Any chick around here with a good body is hot real estate. They can be ugly.. and they're still the big deal.. if you're female and have a nice body, you're good to go. Lack of nice bodies around here..

"It's not would I do her, it's how much before I would." /tomsmart

LMFAO!

I second that motion.

Jeez, Rise, Toledo is small eh? What about good ole Perrysburg? Your brother went to school with Holmes; there must be some good sheilas back there.

I asked for a hard-on emoticon but, of course, was knocked back. [/lewd]

The best I can do =

What about those hotties I saw on your web site listing? There seemed to be a couple of go-getters in there, eh?

I trawled through that site and found a few in Toledo that were alright; pleasing on the eye and not into Goth death metal or some other obscure shite like that which often is the way for some hotties.

Crikeys, if I ever find a good lookin broad who's into sports and physical exercise then I'll know she's a keeper.

Was envious of a top mate for that very reason once: good looking broad who loved tennis and sports and loved to pork like you wouldn't believe. I'd be pissed hungover (back in the uni days when I lived in a joint with 5 other blokes) and I'd hear big Eddie thumping the arse of this sheila and I almost couldnt take it and I'd never steal a mate's broad but I was so close to asking her if she was interested... thankfully this numbnuts here had enough sense to not do so.

Look, I know this may sound a bit raw, but how's the club scene in your neck of the woods? Serious club scene?

Pubs are my go but I diversify that shite up and mix it with the valley clubs, strip joints etc., to get a real feel for the raw broads who are out to party; let's face it, everyone loves a shag, its just finding the broads who have no qualms about one night stands that is the key; I'm not here to get focking married.

Hey, Piddles could take you on a tour of Jersey; show you all the sites...

Yeah, ok, hmm, looks good; cant stand that fitty cent shite they play but it obviously gets the crowd in. To be frank, that joint looks a little mainstream for my liking. I dig raw joints and having spun the decks in some hardhouse clubs I've seen some pretty wild shite happen on the dance floor that simply would not go down with a crowd of that size.

That said though Rise, I think that joint looks good and your positive about it so why the fock not? Give it another crack.

I hear ya' brother! Thats the spirit! That old Scouser may have the wood on us for experience and conquests, but he's lost a little bit of that spark; hardly surprising eh, what given that he turns the big 40 this year; thats Geezerville material.

...*Bomber more than glances at Cheez's mini-skirt wearing, hips twirling gyrations and smiles the smile of a man who knows he should not stare but cant but help himself*...

I don't care for that music either.. they have the same damn DJ each week instead of mixing it up. It brings in the girls though.

Never go for the ones dressed to impress though, they're there for the attention and nothing more.

The place picks up about 12:30am, closes at 2am. Which I have no clue where anyone else is right before that.

As far as underground stuff going on.. nothing. Used to have an industrial and techno mix but it got dark quick.. stabbings and shootings started happening weekly. Same guy owns all the clubs.. as soon as something happens, he closed up shop. He won't deal with it.

The place I hit on Thursday and sometimes Friday is a little Mexican joint.. good, strong, cheap margaritas bring the girls in.. large outside patio. One of the few in this city.. but everyone crams into one side and the other half is empty. It's getting popular with the 40s and 50 somethings.

Other than that, the nightlife around here blows, almost non-existant.