Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

*builds AMD shrine*

*prays*

*builds INTEL shrine*

*prays*

Whichever one gives me 3 wishes first is gonna be the one I stick with. That simple.

Too bad. We need one of those instant on Intel space heaters, It gets cold up here in Canada, this time of year.

it might cause all the ice to melt and start a flood...

Typical day for Intel prescott users ..

Wake up tired.. bad slepping night
Start its computer.. don't need to check temp... the alarm start to sound..
check cooler..running
check heatsink... well seated
change thermal paste... maybe that will fix.
start the computer... alarm still sound
disable alarm in BIOS
boot windows.. crash
remove side panel
finally boot windows
check temp ...65.. well sensor must be wrong
Check on internet
check email
Play UT.. frame rate low..
computer feeling sluggish
computer crash
Attempt to reboot. no go
wait a while for the computer to cool down
Finally booting complete
Download throttle watch
Start a word processing apps.
check throttle watch..ok
start a game
check throttle watch
Not good,throttling occur and P4 prescott running like a celeron ..
Anyway, since a celeron is good enough for simple office work, keep working
Stop work to activate AC
stop work to remove some cloth
stop work to remove some more cloth
stop work to put AC at full capacity
no more cloth to remove..
Go out and leave the room to cool down
Come back 2 hours later.. forgot to shut down computer... room no cool
MAD
ANGRY
Finally go out buying third party cooling solution
Don't fit on board...
ANGRY
still havent got the time to eat ..
bad headache.. cause by dehydratation..
Take some medicine..
finnaly drink and eat something
Go back to the computer.
Call for help on forum
Had good advice from Mozz.. he knows Intel stuff
AMD meltdown don't show up, because it is Intel trouble, and it can be.. probably user error..
room strating to heat up ..
read on low temp on AMD A64 CPU
AMDmeltdown show up feeling the need to put back AMD trolls at their place
Room still heating up
damn computer crash..
wait to reboot.. still too hot
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Finally, got ok to boot
Look at Newegg for liquid cooling
finnaly go with a simpler AMD solution, order it and go to bed
not able to sleep.. still to het in the room.....

Ahhhhhhh. I was long due for some trolling... feel better now.

ROFL!

LOL

Well, it seems that I still ahve some work to do in order to become a good troll.. Ok.. I'll try again.

Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Intel User:

Wake up
start the computer, then go to the bathroom
start cooking breakfast
eat breakfast
take a coffe to the computer
wait a while for the computer to finish booting
Check temp, 58
Register a cool nam, like AMDMeltdown
go in forum, hunting AMD troll
praise his intel, blaming motherboard temps sensor thou.
start playing a game, but could not finish it.. too sluggish
blame the game ...
hunt AMD user to show them the right way
Praise Intel
check temp.
25 BIOS update and the sensor still report temp too high..
blame BIOS programmer..
look at him self in the mirror
Praise him..


Damn.. I messed up again.. too long and accurate

Spitfire is right. Please keep trying.

this will be my first winter with my AMD

the Intel prescott i had before definately helped keep my room warm I shit you not. it made a room temp difference of about 3 celcius

i don't think the Athlon will do that for my room this summer. right now it's only at 32c. i doubt it'll provide enough heat to my room to change anything

in fact. i'd imagine my idle temps will drop a LOT this winter. will i hit the < 30 mark?

when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?

Hey, I thought this was a bit of light hearted humor?

Ok.. you one time, make me laugh (..well.. ok) so here is another one that I think should be better ..

Wake up sweating..
go back to bed, it was the temp alarm on the computer, the alarm from the clock
wake up again, sweating more
Check for encoding job (yeah, Intel is better for encoding job...)
Almost done.. CPU rinning at 40% speed du to throttling
go to work
go in forum on the internet
praise Intel for encoding
go back home.
Check job.
No progress.. computer freezed, work not saved, work lost forever
go to bed, blaming software

No no no> A troll cxan never be that graphicly accurate. You just portayed a situation that happens every day. It's so sadly true, that it could never be funny. [tears well up as endyen starts to cry loudly]

So you meant that melties is a master at trolling and that I could never reach his level???
Let see..

Wake up in the morning..
start the computer.
go to internet, praise Intel
turn up heater in the house.. those prescott are so cool!!
praise intel over the phone
Put more cloths.. they are really cool processor.
Afetr hours of crunching and gaming.. computer freeze..
Damn.. those prescott are really too cool!!

All right.. I'll face the fact.. I will never be good a troll... I'm a looser...

Thanks for pointing it to me ...

Being a troll is being a looser. You can do a good troll imitation, the thing it lacks is that you just dont cut it as an idiot looser.

I tried my best there Ned...

End, I was never an Intel "fanboi". I've owned Intel systems... and in the PII days, they were the better choice. I currently own an Intel system... but that will only be until I have enough money together to upgrade to an AMD64. Hell, even when my fan melted off my Athlon 1GHz... I stuck with AMD for my next upgrade because it was clear they were the better performer.

If anything, I'm a performance fanboi.

I see, so being a troll is not something you learn.. it is something that you're born with ..
So, no matter how hard I try, I won't be able to do better than AMDMeltdown..

Ok, I'll try to do one of myself instead of keeping Meltie's concept..

Typical Intel Internet session..

start the computer
wait to finish booting
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finnaly booted
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forgot why he'd want to go on the Internet
anyway, goes on forum to praise Intel
Ask why his computer seem to be sluggish
Read about AMD cool 'n quiet
Think AMD is retard because his Intel don't need drivers to do that
Throttle watch confirm that Intel CPU do slow down too..
Praise intel some more..
Think about doing something usefull
Start a game
computer crash.
Blame video drivers..

Hello, matisaro.

are you still at Amd?

Oh and by the way, Meltie... that was hilarious! Did you think that up all by yourself? How long did it take you? Dude... you should go into stand-up... seriously. Jokes like this are comedy gold! I mean it's like no one has ever told me to replace the 'Z' with an 'M' before... you are my hero!

u dum intel lusors dont get it! AMD ROXORS YOU'RE BOXORS! amd made 64 bit prosesor frist! amd dont waist time with crap like ddr2 that we all know sux and costs WAY MORE than it shud because intel gets kickbacks! amd pwns u! oinly smart peepel like me use amd wile u intel users SUFER!!! u suk amdsmeltdown!!! I hope u see the lite or DIE!

Without doubt, you lack innovation and Melty is still the best.

However, these were much better than Pat's attempts

I understand that I cannot get it.. I give up. [/trolling]