Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Amd User:

Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

wake up
check temps
play games like UT
check temps
go to forums, praise Amd
check temps
tweak settings
check temps
run benchmarks
check temps
check temps
go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
check temps
check temps

12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.
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  1. *builds AMD shrine*

    *prays*

    *builds INTEL shrine*

    *prays*

    Whichever one gives me 3 wishes first is gonna be the one I stick with. That simple.
  2. corrections:
    Quote:
    Typical 8 - 12 day for an Intel Prescott user:

    wake up when its -10c outside
    turn on pc
    12 hours later and the room reaches a nice and comfortable temperature!
    :D
  3. Too bad. We need one of those instant on Intel space heaters, It gets cold up here in Canada, this time of year.
  4. No kidding endyen. I live in the mountains and it cold. A intel Presscott would do nicely to heat the house.
  5. it might cause all the ice to melt and start a flood...
  6. :roll: :roll: :roll:
  7. Quote:
    Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

    wake up
    check temps
    play games like UT
    check temps
    go to forums, praise Amd
    check temps
    tweak settings
    check temps
    run benchmarks
    check temps
    check temps
    go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
    check temps
    check temps

    12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.


    Typical day for Intel prescott users ..

    Wake up tired.. bad slepping night
    Start its computer.. don't need to check temp... the alarm start to sound..
    check cooler..running
    check heatsink... well seated
    change thermal paste... maybe that will fix.
    start the computer... alarm still sound
    disable alarm in BIOS
    boot windows.. crash
    remove side panel
    finally boot windows
    check temp ...65.. well sensor must be wrong
    Check on internet
    check email
    Play UT.. frame rate low..
    computer feeling sluggish
    computer crash
    Attempt to reboot. no go
    wait a while for the computer to cool down
    Finally booting complete
    Download throttle watch
    Start a word processing apps.
    check throttle watch..ok
    start a game
    check throttle watch
    Not good,throttling occur and P4 prescott running like a celeron ..
    Anyway, since a celeron is good enough for simple office work, keep working
    Stop work to activate AC
    stop work to remove some cloth
    stop work to remove some more cloth
    stop work to put AC at full capacity
    no more cloth to remove..
    Go out and leave the room to cool down
    Come back 2 hours later.. forgot to shut down computer... room no cool
    MAD
    ANGRY
    Finally go out buying third party cooling solution
    Don't fit on board...
    ANGRY
    still havent got the time to eat ..
    bad headache.. cause by dehydratation..
    Take some medicine..
    finnaly drink and eat something
    Go back to the computer.
    Call for help on forum
    Had good advice from Mozz.. he knows Intel stuff
    AMD meltdown don't show up, because it is Intel trouble, and it can be.. probably user error..
    room strating to heat up ..
    read on low temp on AMD A64 CPU
    AMDmeltdown show up feeling the need to put back AMD trolls at their place
    Room still heating up
    damn computer crash..
    wait to reboot.. still too hot
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    ...
    Finally, got ok to boot
    Look at Newegg for liquid cooling
    finnaly go with a simpler AMD solution, order it and go to bed
    not able to sleep.. still to het in the room.....

    Ahhhhhhh. I was long due for some trolling... feel better now.
  8. lol :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
  9. ROFL!
  10. It's too long, not as funny as Melty's list.

    Talent and experience is always necessary, even for being a perfect troll :lol:
  11. LOL :lol: :lol: :lol:
  12. You forgot to mention accuracy. A troll should never be that close to the truth.
    Points to meltie for inovation as well.
    Nice try Pat, I did enjoy it, but for pure funny, meltie wins.
  13. Well, it seems that I still ahve some work to do in order to become a good troll.. Ok.. I'll try again.

    Basic Daily Rituals for the Typical Intel User:

    Wake up
    start the computer, then go to the bathroom
    start cooking breakfast
    eat breakfast
    take a coffe to the computer
    wait a while for the computer to finish booting
    Check temp, 58
    Register a cool nam, like AMDMeltdown
    go in forum, hunting AMD troll
    praise his intel, blaming motherboard temps sensor thou.
    start playing a game, but could not finish it.. too sluggish
    blame the game ...
    hunt AMD user to show them the right way
    Praise Intel
    check temp.
    25 BIOS update and the sensor still report temp too high..
    blame BIOS programmer..
    look at him self in the mirror
    Praise him..


    Damn.. I messed up again.. too long and accurate
  14. It's worse than the previous one :(

    But don't stop trying, I wish your success ;)
  15. Spitfire is right. Please keep trying.
  16. i'd have to agree this is too good to be stopped, you get my 120% vote for keep on coming (someone make a stickey outta this plz lol)
  17. this will be my first winter with my AMD

    the Intel prescott i had before definately helped keep my room warm I shit you not. it made a room temp difference of about 3 celcius

    i don't think the Athlon will do that for my room this summer. right now it's only at 32c. i doubt it'll provide enough heat to my room to change anything

    in fact. i'd imagine my idle temps will drop a LOT this winter. will i hit the < 30 mark?
  18. I never once checked temps in either of the AMD systems I owned.

    Besides, right now, you could substitute Intel for AMD in your little diatribe and it would actually be 100% accurate.
  19. when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?
  20. Quote:
    when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?


    BTW, clown, there is one Intel guy that have heat problem with his computer, If you're that smart, why not help him and prove your point that Intel do not overheat???

    But you're such a moron yourself, and you rather keep proving it to everybody ..

    I doubt that you can even help him... not smart enough for that ...

    But keep posting .. it was long time since the last troll... happy to have one back.. and one of the greatest!!!

    this guy has heat problem with Intel
  21. Hey, I thought this was a bit of light hearted humor?
  22. You may be close to right. When he joined THGC Zoron was a serious Intel fanbois. I dont know what made him think, or I would suggest that route to you.
    It's amazing what people can accomplish, with a little brain power.
  23. Quote:
    i'd have to agree this is too good to be stopped, you get my 120% vote for keep on coming (someone make a stickey outta this plz lol)


    Ok.. you one time, make me laugh (..well.. ok) so here is another one that I think should be better ..

    Wake up sweating..
    go back to bed, it was the temp alarm on the computer, the alarm from the clock
    wake up again, sweating more
    Check for encoding job (yeah, Intel is better for encoding job...)
    Almost done.. CPU rinning at 40% speed du to throttling
    go to work
    go in forum on the internet
    praise Intel for encoding
    go back home.
    Check job.
    No progress.. computer freezed, work not saved, work lost forever
    go to bed, blaming software
  24. lol lets not step down to personal insults now? i mean this is after all a technical forum right? and this is a light hearted joke thread in such forum, so do us and your self a favour, stop so we can have more laughts
  25. No no no> A troll cxan never be that graphicly accurate. You just portayed a situation that happens every day. It's so sadly true, that it could never be funny. [tears well up as endyen starts to cry loudly]
  26. Quote:
    lol lets not step down to personal insults now? i mean this is after all a technical forum right? and this is a light hearted joke thread in such forum, so do us and your self a favour, stop so we can have more laughts


    I did not insult you.. nor it was my intention.. But I is true that one time make fun of you..

    You know, if we don't wort a laugh, we don't worth anything...
  27. Quote:
    No no no> A troll cxan never be that graphicly accurate. You just portayed a situation that happens every day. It's so sadly true, that it could never be funny. [tears well up as endyen starts to cry loudly]


    So you meant that melties is a master at trolling and that I could never reach his level???
    Let see..

    Wake up in the morning..
    start the computer.
    go to internet, praise Intel
    turn up heater in the house.. those prescott are so cool!!
    praise intel over the phone
    Put more cloths.. they are really cool processor.
    Afetr hours of crunching and gaming.. computer freeze..
    Damn.. those prescott are really too cool!!
  28. See, that was funny, but not troll material. Let's face it, you have a sense of humour, and a brain. You just cant do idiot troll. Please keep trying though, it's enjoyable reading your good work.
  29. All right.. I'll face the fact.. I will never be good a troll... I'm a looser...

    Thanks for pointing it to me ...
  30. Oh.. does the fact of being a looser make me a troll by association??? :D
  31. Being a troll is being a looser. You can do a good troll imitation, the thing it lacks is that you just dont cut it as an idiot looser.
  32. "praise intel over the phone" LMAO, how random.
  33. I tried my best there Ned...
  34. meh it was a general fire away question , because i'm simply enjoying this thread atm, i got a RSS feed for this thread specifically :lol: :lol:
  35. Quote:
    You may be close to right. When he joined THGC Zoron was a serious Intel fanbois. I dont know what made him think, or I would suggest that route to you.


    End, I was never an Intel "fanboi". I've owned Intel systems... and in the PII days, they were the better choice. I currently own an Intel system... but that will only be until I have enough money together to upgrade to an AMD64. Hell, even when my fan melted off my Athlon 1GHz... I stuck with AMD for my next upgrade because it was clear they were the better performer.

    If anything, I'm a performance fanboi.
  36. You forgot checking the forums to mock you meltdown.


    ::still cant believe that he is up to this crap still!::


    especially since intel has had the heat crown for what, 2 years now?
  37. I see, so being a troll is not something you learn.. it is something that you're born with ..
    So, no matter how hard I try, I won't be able to do better than AMDMeltdown..
  38. That's not quite it either. See meltie comes here to try to pi$$ people off. That is the most important part of being a troll. If you started posting crap that you knew was untrue, just to annoy us, most people here would just laugh, and say you were kidding around. Now if you were to go to OCworkbench say, and start spewing Intel line, and telling anyone that disagreed that they were idiot amd fanboys, that would make you a troll.
    Sorry to get so serious, I prefer the "just for fun" posts we had earlier, but some newb might read this, so I have to respond properly.
    There is another option, which might be more fun. We could find out where a bunch of guys like lt commander data hang out, and blitz the place with Amd propaganda. Of course if a place like that existed, it would probably already be overrun with true trolls, but, oh well.
    Maybe a little more practice here would help. Give it another try.
  39. Ok, I'll try to do one of myself instead of keeping Meltie's concept..

    Typical Intel Internet session..

    start the computer
    wait to finish booting
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    finnaly booted
    start browser
    .
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    browser started
    .
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    forgot why he'd want to go on the Internet
    anyway, goes on forum to praise Intel
    Ask why his computer seem to be sluggish
    Read about AMD cool 'n quiet
    Think AMD is retard because his Intel don't need drivers to do that
    Throttle watch confirm that Intel CPU do slow down too..
    Praise intel some more..
    Think about doing something usefull
    Start a game
    computer crash.
    Blame video drivers..
  40. Remember PeteRoy? He was an intel fanboi who started his own site - intel reviews or something.
  41. Hello, matisaro.

    are you still at Amd?
  42. Yeah, Pete wasn't bad, but Melty's the best :)

    Another unique great was popegoldx/guesswhosback.

    rramjet gets the award for the highest level of stupidity
  43. Quote:
    when you made an account on THG, you meant to hit the 'm', not the 'Z' right?


    Oh and by the way, Meltie... that was hilarious! Did you think that up all by yourself? How long did it take you? Dude... you should go into stand-up... seriously. Jokes like this are comedy gold! I mean it's like no one has ever told me to replace the 'Z' with an 'M' before... you are my hero!
  44. Tipical 8 - 12 day 4 a intel user:

    waik up
    take off side panel
    turn on house fan to low
    turn on copmuter
    chek temps
    play gamesors like the sims 2
    chek temps
    hop on yim and tell freinds how kool the sims 2 runs now on new pc
    chek temps
    turn up house fan
    chek temps
    download pr0n
    chek temps
    turn houes fan to max
    chek temps
    trun of copmuter to let it kool down
    go to kmart and look for better house fan

    12 hour later and not one dam thing accomplished on a Intel based pc
  45. u dum intel lusors dont get it! AMD ROXORS YOU'RE BOXORS! amd made 64 bit prosesor frist! amd dont waist time with crap like ddr2 that we all know sux and costs WAY MORE than it shud because intel gets kickbacks! amd pwns u! oinly smart peepel like me use amd wile u intel users SUFER!!! u suk amdsmeltdown!!! I hope u see the lite or DIE!
  46. :mrgreen: So, how were either of these attempts at trolling?
  47. Without doubt, you lack innovation and Melty is still the best.

    However, these were much better than Pat's attempts :D
  48. Quote:
    Typical 8 - 12 day for an Amd user:

    wake up
    check temps
    play games like UT
    check temps
    go to forums, praise Amd
    check temps
    tweak settings
    check temps
    run benchmarks
    check temps
    check temps
    go to forums and post "why my temps high?"
    check temps
    check temps

    12 hours later and not one damn thing accomplished on a Amd based pc.


    Lets go over a typical day for AmdMeltdown

    His mommy comes in his room and wakes him up
    He gets up out of bed.
    Turns on his computer, the one with all the "Intel RULZ A11" AMD GO7 PWN3d" stickers on it.
    Sits thier trying to find any good news about Intel processors
    Can't find any.
    Go's to TGForumz.
    Creates a Topic about a "typical 8-12 day for an AMD user" because he has no life.
    He takes a shower after his mommy told him 4-5 times to get in.
    He then goes back to the forumz and sits there all day creating flamebait as he's eating a big bag of nacho's and crispy cream donuts. :)

    P.S. I'm not meaning to be rude, just funny! :)
  49. Quote:
    Without doubt, you lack innovation and Melty is still the best.

    However, these were much better than Pat's attempts :D


    I understand that I cannot get it.. I give up. [/trolling]
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