Worst practical joke please share !

Well here it is folks i must confess...

On a rainy day i took the rubber boots of a co-worker filled them with water and putted them in our high efficency freezer...

I also emptied an toner cartridge in the winter boots of a secretary... i would have love to be there when she took them off at home....

Am i evil or what

At a mates 21st the lads gave him one of those fake "instant win" scratch-its. Focking thing looked fully authentic and here he was, so proud at the 200k win, parading around and the lads let him roll with it for 20mins or so before pulling him back down to Earth. Cruel it was, but focking hilarious nonetheless.

Your father telling your mother he pulled out in time

This is beyond evil

No, evil is whan you f*ck a poor african child in the ass without you having
the common manors to give him a reach around. You really are selfish.

You seem to have a problem adding s's to words you're trying to pluralize.


What's up?

I heard that about you. You're a bottom.

I'm not analizing anything. After Forlorn you bottoms are easy to spot.



You homo.

Oh you silly little man. There's nothing wrong, but when someone like you comes
strolling in with a big cumstain wetspot on the seat of their jeans, it makes you wonder.

Well my verdict is that you are a fish.

You bite on everything people throw at you

Check this out and enjoy yourself.

http://www.bcpl.net/~rfrankli/hatedir.htm

Have a nice Hate and bashing night.


To all the feebleminded friends of KingLoftusXII

Love margag_ xxx

Well beign french is a state not a choice...

D'ont think french Canadians are all seperatist or anti-american.

Most of the people here are for bilinguism.

It is the medias here that are controlled by totalitarian communist of the parti quebecois that provide a false image of quebecers.

I was at athe air show yesterday and talked with a b52 pilot and he was amaizingly surprised of how many people talked english and were friendly and proud of the american troops.

Fight the good fight ...
Know your enemies...

Yes i already know Pat we have discuss about the valence electrons in semiconductor. In deed he is a brain !

-=Bastage=- You've caught me violating my own personal T.O.S....Reaming people for who they are not what they are...But I do find it difficult to resist boiling in oil those who contain French blood... The Women are hairy sluts & the men are pompous shitheads with less back bone then the women (This pertains to French proper ,I've yet to study those with diluted genes IE: French Canadians, Cajun Americans ect..)

Well I suppose you'll be a case study as you've already shown a thicker then average hide...

Hey Ya' Know why people from Toledo are important?












I can't think of anything either....

You forgot to top the list with "Playing second fiddle to Cleveland"

Oh! I remembered another, not really a practical joke, but it's a gooder!

In my old apt we had these kids, pretty well behaved, but had their annoying days. One day this boy was scaring the crap out of his sister everytime she came around the corner. He'd crouch down by my window (on the corner) and wait for her to come around then scream bloody murder and scare her half to death. It was annoying the piss outta me, he was doing it like every 15 mins!

So.. I waited and watched... saw his shadow creep up along my window all quiet and sneaky like... so I snuck up by the window right behind him on the inside... let him get all comfy and patient... then screamed right behind him!

He jumped so freakin high and took off, was bloody hilarious! Didn't do that again for awhile

If you want an easy fight find a smaller/dumber oponent fishy boy.

Ok for your case study i will start a new thread..
check it out.

Ok at least the one i have seen...from ontario.

I 'cant be impartial here
nor an authority in the matter

There are beautiful girls everywhere on earth...


and i belive CHEEZball is one of them even if i d'ont really know her..
Her style and words are so appealing she is shurely an angel.

'I'm only a man CHEEZball an only a girl really knows what it means'

Will you some day forgive me CHEEZball :?:

You are showing improvement, this is a sign of wisdom...

Silence is not a sign of resignation or weakness
so i will stay alert when you are around...

This is wise too...

Why do all French Canadians have high pitched gay voices?

I know 8 FCs and they all sound the same.

...*hangs around riser*...

Like many others here you seem to have a particular interest in male genitals...not a good sign for a men...

You should see the doctor in my other thread so we could find a cure for it.

sh*t, i'm moving to Canada, Americans have just f*cking lost their sense of humor.

i like Rita May Brown's practical joke, that she describes in her book Rubyfruit Jungle ... she took some kids box of raisins and emptied it out and re-filled it with a 50% 50% mix of raisins and rabbit turds.

he started eating it and, after abou 20 seconds, he started crying.

for a nine year old, i think that's pretty good.

i mean, she was about 9 years old. not me

You should fit right in. . . you and margag_ can be roomies.