"How the Scouser Got it Wrong" - A little Diddy.

Hey Gov, Ben Harper has been the first to put his hand up to put this down; apply a little background strumming, if you please:

There once was a Stella Drinking Scouser
Whose antics and gibes were well known
But predict a football game he couldn't
Not without knowing the unknown.
How the Scouser Got it Wrong...do da...do dee..do da

He went by the name of ThomasSmart
But to all and sundry he was just Tom
The zippo and lighter fuel carrying Scouser
Couldnt back a winner or smoke a bong

He loved to lay the convicts
And thought he had the cup sewn
But the mighty green and gold
Destroyed his own
How the Scouser Got it Wrong...do da...do dee..do da

They no longer look to him at the Cruiser
The children no longer care
For the Scouser loved Japan
And the Aussie lads came through on their own

The boys on the beaches of Florence are bewildered
For Thomas continues to fail;
His queer antics no longer fly
On the streets of Liverpool
How the Scouser Got it Wrong...do da...do dee..do da

Altogether now:

Aussie!!!! Aussie!!!! Aussie!!!! Oi!!! Oi!!! Oi!!!!

Mate, this entire thread is devoted to my hopelessly inept mate, Thomas: the Queen of Florence.

She's all good mate; I'm just ribbing him - fully focking deserved to as he smoked me about 3 pms before the game and wrote us completely off in his World Cup thread so today, I savour the taste of victory over the Governor of Scouse Land; wins for me are few and far between with Tom.

Bloody oath nmate! Definitely do it. Belgium made Stellas are all good!

Keep in mind my state of mind here, ABL. I started drinking at 4pm yesterday and am still going at 9am here; the lads will be over shortly to re-watch the game that I taped on DVD while we were all out at the pisser. Work is a no show today, of course.


Yes, its good to have a win over the Scouser. [/Bomber relishes the moment]

The world cup groups are under way
Doo-da, Doo-da
The group F stage is a two team race
Oh, de doo-da day

Brazil will win for sure
Japan the Runner up
I bet my money on a Buck-toothed Star
Bomber will rue the day

That Cahill fa[i][/i]ggot he scored two goals
Doo-da, Doo-da
Should have been sent off for a dirty foul
Oh, de doo-da day

Brazil will win for sure
Japan the Runner up
I bet my money on a Buck-toothed Star
Bomber will rue the day

The whole down-under is pissed up
Doo-da, Doo-da
The game with Brazil'll sober them up
Oh, de doo-da day

Brazil will win for sure
Japan the Runner up
I bet my money on a Buck-toothed Star
Bomber will rue the day

Croatian game is their last chance
Doo-da, Doo-da
Convicts lose and sh[i][/i]it their pants
Oh, de doo-da day

Brazil have won for sure
Japan the Runner up
I bet my money on a Buck-toothed Star
Bomber has had his day


Aussie!!!! Aussie!!!! Aussie!!!! Out!!! Out!!! Out!!!

ROTFLMFAO!!!

Nice tune, Gov.

Shite mate, you know me; I thought it was bloody funny to read your response - I'd hoped for it, even. Bloody boring thread of mine otherwise

I posted that diddy because I know you love to strum that lute of yours and sing out of tune over there; the lads from the Cruiser just dont have the heart to tell you you're no good.