Car Alarms

Can suck my teets! Grrr

Buddy parks his car right under my window, last 3 days the alarm has been going off for no reason at all, he just turns it off from his window, only to have it go off again in 5 minutes.. all hours, last night it was at 11pm, 12am, 1am, 1:02am! etc etc etc up till 5:30 this fucking morning.

WOULDN'T THIS ANNOY THE FUCK OUT OF HIM TOO?!

If your alarm is malfunctioning like this, TURN THE FUCKER OFF! No ones going to break into your fucking piece of crap rust bucket anyway.

I know a few neighbours called the cops for a noise complaint, lets see if anything actually gets done before I toss a rock in his window, get some real good use out of that alarm.

God I'm cranky now.

Tell him to turn it down. In most car alarms they include a little knob thingie you can turn to adjust sensitivity.

Or just break the window of his car.

I learned that if you use a flat head screw driver, insert into the window frame and window, slowly apply pressure that the tempered glass will shatter without setting off the best car alarms.

Tempered glass is under pressure which makes it break easy and into really small pieces. Use it against itself to break into a car.

/whistles

Or you can use silly string and write creative things on his car.. it chemicals will eat away at the clear coat or paint and leave the wording.

Lunch meat on the car leaves stains.

Cheese on the windshield wipers on a hot day forces them to buy new wipers.

Remove the tire stem valve from the tires. 4 for 50 cents but it renders the tire useless.

Spray paint.

Pour bad smelling stuff into the vents in front of the car. When it heats up, it smells bad.

Cisco the car.

Toothpaste under the door handles.

Sugar in the gas tank.

Even better than sugar? Marbles.

Rocks in the hub cabs.

Removing the car's attenna works well as whip. Get creative.

Plenty o' things you can do to make him aware that a car alarm pisses people off, doesn't really prevent theft, only causes people to mess with the car.

As a man, in no way do I advocate focking with another man's car.

The previously listed items are all things I did to one's car after he pissed on the door of my car which is an effective way of removing wax. Needless to say, he didn't touch my car again.

I don't believe in revenge. I start my own little wars.

It's bullshit. He pissed on my car door the day after I push a showroom finish on my car. 1984 collector's edition Tranz Am that we were putting in a show. He comes up, pisses on it cause I dumped his sister.

I liked the fact that I removed the stem plugs though. Those caps with the funky end on them are designed to remove them, so I took them out. You'll have a small whistle while the air comes up.. but unless you have those, you can't put air in the tire. I did all four tires.

I won't mess with someone's car unless they do something to mine. I mean, seriously, a car is a lot of money.

Call me names.. fine. Touch my car, I'll get you back.

If you get the chance to get inside someone's car, fill the top vents by the windshield with baby powder. Clean up the excess. Fill it up GOOD.

When they turn on their vents, most likely they'll have the windows up, it'll fill the entire car with a fine cloud of baby powder.

How'd you do that math on that one?

Why don't you talk to your neighbor about it? I'd just go out there and keep setting it off every 5 minutes for a night. Make sure he gets no sleep. Or take a bar of soap and write him a message on his windshield.

Slash his tires or key his windows.

Possibly by understanding and using the inverse square relationship sound intensity has with distance from source. However it's more than likely she just guessed.

A little anti-freeze in the gas tank will do the trick. Car engine sets up due to lack of oil in cylinders, car into shop for repairs. Leads to many nights of peace and quiet!

the guys here are ugly

on the plus side...

NO ALARMS LAST NIGHT!!

Horray!!!

But I kept fucking waking up out of fear that it was gonna go off LOL

If the car's not close enough for your ass, I'm sure it's close enough for Aubie... He's got a hell of a jump shot!

Put a bag over his head...

I like to ride through the mall with a Harley & set all the alarms off....

*Bastage*

That's the way I feel, no sh-t!!!!!!

But being how you asked for it:::::

*Bastage*

*pops dull drill-bit into Dewalt so it hurts more*

I thought you normally lurked in back passages....?

I think you're more guilty of that than I am. You jammy bastard [/jealous]

....*slings a hairy *bastage* at RobD*...


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...*chats busily to Ronaldinho*....

***sniggers watching Ronaldinho's buck teeth being used to scrape caked puss from Wingy's stinking shaft***

...*splattered by high-speed bus*...

...*continues waiting, despite being dead*...

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