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Happy Father's Day to all you Father's!!!!!
Be sure to treat you Dad's right today!!!!! (In case my boy's are lurking, I'll take a Harley, new sled, new 4 beater, or what the hey, new tractor) 
You doing allright, bro... [/an they dis on amerikan medikil kear?]
HFD! 
HFD, Mutha Fockers!!! you know who you are... 
| Quote : Trade the frisbee for a 1-iron. |
Only God can hit a 1 Iron...
Doh! I meant 1 wood. 
Some nice Canadian green this morning. 
Did you get that swing set built...... Or did you just drink up the beer????
Good job Man!!! 
We're going to build one at my son's place for my granddaughters....
You mean they are gonna build it while you sit and drink all the beer...
Happy belated fathers day all you fathers out there.
I'm exhausted... cleaned up dads house top to bottom this weekend for him while I was watching the house, from pulling out all the furniture to washing all the walls, to cleaning the cars.
*passes out
Can't wait to go to the lake and do it all there now
Why not????? I went through this whole drill with my kids once before.... Now it's their turn!!!! Oh & I'll make them buy me the beer as well....
I like to get even now & again... When my son bought his first house, he had us over to show it off, he was so proud..... I got out of the truck, they were in the front yard, & threw down a bag of Mickey D's trash on the lawn.... My son looked at me & said what did you do that for????? I said, that's what you did in my yard all the time you were growing up.....
went off in my son's head & he's never forgotten it!!!!
My father's day?
My dad says he wants nothing. I said I'd pick him up some good steaks and we can grill out.
"nah, I don't want a steak. I'm good just as long as you don't get into an accident on your motorcycle..."
Um, I haven't told my dad yet and I don't plan on it. He's a big alcoholic and I'm the favored one in the family to do well in life. Wouldn't want my dad to go back into his heavy drinking stages knowing I... fell?
| Quote : Good job Man!!! |
This is it. I placed the beer-drinking bench swing between the trampoline, pool,
sandbox, and slides to assure no need to get up...except for more beer.
Not quite finished, still needs stain and what looks like a chimney will be cut
to look like a castle with a window. Barbie castle is the girls wish...so it must be
done...sigh. 
Horseshoe pit and area for vollyball net on the other end...myyy end!
Come on down. I'm off this week too. You could earn some nice dough
if we could get you on the trampline...after you get out of the pool, of course!
What do you think, $0.50 / bounce?
Maybe $1.00 per bounce if she's topless?
:D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D :D
| Quote : Maybe $1.00 per bounce if she's topless? |
Technically that's works out to $2 per jump!
I'm in.
*reaches for wallet*
That's just overkill 
| Quote : That's just overkill |
*Pssst* c'mere.... It was meant to be...
Ninja Cleavege lick...Gotcha'
Can I hold the "cash cows" for a few minutes??? 
That desperate eh... I mean...
Hell, if you're willing to make the trek I'll just give you a credit card. Works
out for both, and they do the conversion.
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