Funny, but was hoping for a tale of a keg explosion or people getting sick.
As long as they serve other good beers, why not stay there? Then you can stand around and sip on a Harp or something and wait to see who orders a PBR. Worth a good chuckle, at least.
Well if it was a real bomb at least we know how to rid the planet of idots.
"Hey dude look at that shoe box with the blinking light on it."
"Let's check it out."
"Pick it up dude. There could be some money in it."
Explosion
Emergency Rescue Arrives.
"Hey Frank get the firehose to wash up this mess. The planet has rid itself of two more idiots."
You ever seen that video of a security guard picking up a suspicious package in front of a building? It's in a south american country or something. Anyways, they catch the guy blowing up on camera. Pretty wild.
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