Name Calling

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Who's this "they"?
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You got that right, you stupid focking prick!

Thanks for that update, I'll forward it to the president right away.

Is this in reference to you prowess with Butt plugs & blow up dolls?

WTF is a hospital haircut?

LOL

I also hadn't heard that one before, dipshit, but I like it, you butt nugget.

Any name directed towards me not ***'d out offends me...

Ah. . the toothless turd master graces us with his foul presence.

(When I was working in Jackson, MS, I called a vendor and greeted him with the following: "Greetings from the beautiful, scenic, and really toothless Jackson, MS" (credit Mike O'Mera). The other developers shot me mean, dirty looks, and unbeknownst to me, a VP overheard, told my manager to tell me, quote: "That's not the type of image we want to convey" The vendor and I laughed our tails off over that. Toothless means "harmless" )

It's cuz we've both got'em, you silly little monkey.

Get a second job and you might be able to upgrade to one.

Your mother pays me pretty good wages for my second job. Do I really need to get a third? And would that mean I have to get 3 haircuts, or would one do?

I enjoy the receiving end of sucking. I'm just not sure why I would want to apply that concept to my automobile.

But yet it does. . . I guess it's just an anomaly you'll have to live with.

Your 'date' was passable as a woman, but she/he sure as hell doesn't look like my mom.

Hey, hey, hey, one at a time! (a concept with which all your wives and mothers are completely unfamiliar).

Why, Jef, I'm flattered you think I'm that handsome! Well, and a little scared, too. *makes sure POC is firmly in place*

Yeah, I've had to resort to sticking it in her nose. *cries*

A firefighter says to his wife, "This is how it's going to be. When I say Alarm 1, you strip your clothes off. When I say Alarm 2, you jump in bed, when I say Alarm 3, you fock me."
He comes home the next day, yells "Alarm 1!"
This wife strips her clothes off.
"Alarm 2!"
She jumps in bed.
"Alarm 3!"
She jumps on him and goes to town. She yells out "Alarm 4!"
"What the hell is Alarm 4?"
"We need more hose!"

How's the braiding going down under? I'm told shit doesn't have to jump; they're swinging.

You're stupid, dirty, hairy, half naked, bad teeth and smell like animal waste. Oh wait, that's your part of Alabama.

Ignorant plebian wanker waste.

Truer words were never spoken by an isolated kangaroo lovin' convict.

Should be doing great later this day.

Friends are coming into town. Buddy is getting married tomorrow. It's going to be one hell of a weekend.

Much needed I might add. Haven't been doing shit the last month. I need some time out with the boys and who knows what happens from there..

Lot's of gay sex probably. With BetaPiddy filming it.

Whoa...relax...I don't judge you.

Not that it's saying much....

(71 days to go.... )

*Bastage*