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Action_Man   06-23-2006 at 06:40:47 AM
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"Cleaners have low morale and low skills," the paper quoted Jack Sim, the World Toilet College's founder, as saying. "We want to professionalize them and teach them to be proud of their jobs."



lmao. Sux to be them.

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mpjesse   06-23-2006 at 07:08:32 AM
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it seems to me that $472 is a fair monthly salary for someone who cleans toilets. i mean, the cost of living in signapore can't be that high.

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WingDing   06-23-2006 at 11:29:29 AM
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At last. A job that RobD might be intellectually capable of managing [/unkind]

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JustPlainJef   06-23-2006 at 12:00:56 PM
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And a job Wingy is willing to do as a volunteer... [/still unkind, still true]

Here's the dilema though... Wingy cleans the toilet, gets turned on by the filth, unloads a massive torrent of man-ayse, and then has to clean it again... Wash, rince, repeat.

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Auburn9698   06-23-2006 at 02:12:35 PM
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:trophy:

Restroom specialist? Sounds awful nifty there! Around here, we just call toilet cleaners "Cubs fans."

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JustPlainJef   06-23-2006 at 02:34:14 PM
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Ouch... That's OK, because what we call Cards fans up here would get me banned for life...

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Auburn9698   06-23-2006 at 02:47:03 PM
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Why's that? I doubt anybody would object to "sir."

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JustPlainJef   06-23-2006 at 03:15:57 PM
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Sir wouldn't get me banned for life, now would it, cumdumpster?

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Auburn9698   06-23-2006 at 04:16:24 PM
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Yeah, that's what didn't make sense. That turd moustache of yours should, though.

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WingDing   06-23-2006 at 04:48:48 PM
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Okay, so where's the dilemma?

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JustPlainJef   06-23-2006 at 05:59:25 PM
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With the duration of your orgasms and the volume of fluid ejected, it will take like 60 hours to clean one restroom... And we all know you can't go 60 hours without blowing up again, so then the bathroom can never get cleaned...

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JustPlainJef   06-23-2006 at 06:07:28 PM
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With Wingy, I don't know what to call it...

Disgusting would be a good place to start...

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Riser   06-23-2006 at 06:15:20 PM
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Okay, so where's the dilemma?



Mass Donkey castration or Beijing public toilets.

What's your preference for your upcoming birthday event?

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WingDing   06-23-2006 at 06:15:29 PM
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Just remind me to bring a good supply of crackers.....

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Auburn9698   06-23-2006 at 07:46:19 PM
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:x Hey! I resent that! What do a bunch of white people have to do w........err, oh, you mean the food? Ahh, ok. Carry on!

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WingDing   06-24-2006 at 02:22:07 AM
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They go well with my filthy knob-cheese. And don't ask where my 'caviar' comes from....

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