My rap's

Well as some of you guy's know i've been making parody raps of soem song's and i want you to tell me what you think ok?

Here's my latest.


Mod's in the mist by dvdpiddy
(sung to the tune of Guerilla's in the mist by Da lench mob)

[Chorus]
Ban you! logging onto my account
Ban you! logging onto my account


[Jake]
Come down and beware of the Mod's fist,
Us Mod's are back and were pissed,
Ban you in a second,
Our decisions can never be questioned!
Don't call fredi just yet,
Cos we ain't banned enough yet,
The troll's, spammer's, fanboy's, we'll get
Cleanin the forumz real hard man,
Time to initiate our plan
Finally banned Him
Trollin the cpu forum!
That should show'em
Rob warned him twice
He was on thin ice
Now he wants to play nice?
Banned his I.P.
Yo man no dice!
We be on a banning spree
I don't like it when a noob violate's the rules.
We gonna do it old school.
No mercy for these fool's!
No more Mr. Nice Mod
Our ban's are like a kick in the family jewels!



[Chorus]
Ban you! logging onto my account
Ban you! logging onto my account


[RCpilot]
Don't even try to explain
You could'nt get it through your brain.
Now your account is down drain
we need to make some room
For your tomb
Think you can comeback under another name?
And flame, flame, flame, we know your game
You don't even think
Even when your on the brink
Your post's stink
Screw you man and your spam!
Just shut it like a clam.
You we gonna slam
And wham!
Fredi is the biggest banner like King-King
He gonna whip your ass like Ping-Pong
And make you hear Ding-Dong
These forumz you can hack
Your I.P. will be tracked
Time to feel our fist's,
Troll banner's, the Mod's in the Mist!


[Chorus]
Ban you! logging onto my account
Ban you! logging onto my account


[Robd]
Va-Voom, here's comes another one who we fried
When we banned him he cried
He liked to push and shove.,
We showed him what we're made of.
Yes, he caused alot of stress
Wish he did'nt cause such a mess
I'm stayin shut,
I'm stayin shut,
I'm stayin shut,
Bout to ban this nut (with what?)
With my fellow Mod's
When we around the user's nod
Cause we are the forum God's!
Comin' out the mist, the smog, the fog,
Fredi! is my muthaf***** dog!
Rc be drinking coor's
BigMac be banging the forum whore's.
Webdog be rubbing your face in the floor!
And it's true, Fredi will own you too.
That's how it's done yo,
So, you better run yo, run yo, run yo ass out the forumz,
Cos' Next time we see you we gonna cut off your finger's and your thumb's
Global Moderator's, The Mod's in the Mist

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My Conroe by dvdpiddy
(sung to the tune of my adidas by Run DMC)

[Action-Man]
My Conroe, break through super pi times
And make amd fanboy's queit as mimes
It stepped on stage, at Idf
And a new page in history was made
And out of mic Paul ottelini spoke
and the crowd choked
My Conroe breaks super pi records
In less then ten seconds
My Conroe and me close as can be
We make a mean team, my Conroe and me
We get around together, we down forever
And it will oc better than the featherweight A64
My Conroe... my Conroe...
Yo, whassup?

[Spud]
My Conroe, standin on top o' the pc world
When it hurled AMD out of place
Now they got that embaressed look on their face!
With no Netburst in them
My Conroe's works like a gem
I like to Show it, I know it
A sucker tried to argue with me tell me thats it's crap so he got smacked
I walk down the street, and listen to my excited heart beat
From knowing i got a Conroe and it's sweet
And so now I just postin here
Me and my new Conroe owning people like you!
My Conroe.. my Conroe...

[Action-Man]
Nowwwww - me and my Conroe get the greatest frames
We like to own noobs in all my FPS games
We slay AMD Fanboy's who perpetrate
And lay down ownage from state to state
My Conroe is more precious to a nerd than boobs
I use it to own some noobs
On every tech magazine's cover page
My Conroe is on center stage
My Conroe... my Conroe...

[Spud]
Now the Conroe I possess for one man is rare
Myself Fanbnoy I got 50 a pair
It came in a package thats was blue,
My freind it'll own you
Got a Conroe Xe go ahead and doubt
But dont shout cause you getting owned so bad
Wow your mad!

[Action-Man]
My Conroe, only bring's me luck
Cause your Proc's suck!
My Conroe's Nice and silver
It make AMD Fanboy's Shiver!
My Conroe designed in Intel Labs
Now we got'em rolling out from fab's
My Conroe is seen on the Computer screen
Everyone jealous of me if you know what I mean
They started designing it in 04
Now it's out so hear it roar!
My Conroe...

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AM by dvdpiddy

(This is 9-inch's AM sung to the tune of Many Men by 50-cent)


[Dvdpiddy]
Man we gotta go get some more intel troll's banned man
I'm pissed as a S.O.B.


[9-inch]
WTF is taking rettihsllub so long son?


[9 Bans]


[9-inch and Piddy]
WTF!


[9-inch]
Ahh! Piddy, Log out! Log out!


[9-inch]
AM, wish ban upon me
Blood in my eye Noob and it hurts the most
I'm trying to post what i'm supposed to post
And Intel fanboy's trying to take my account away
I own a noob for screwing with me
My back on the wall, now you gon' see
Better watch what you post, when you post about me
Cause I'll come and take your account away


AM, A, A, A, AM
Wish Banishment 'pon me
Man I don't try no more
Don't fight no more
Have mercy on me


Now these Intel fanboy's putting money to see me canned
Go on and get your refund motherf*****, I ain't banned
I'm the silicon in the wafer, that ain't been bound
I'm the Amd king and I ain't been crowned
When I Post, something special happen every time
I'm the greatest, something like Ali in his prime
I post the forumz with the bundles
I've been almost Banned on the humble
Own intel troll's when I rumble
Show your ass what my Athlon do
Got a temper troll, go'man, get canned
Turn your back on me, get banned and lose your account
I walk around A64 on waist, sempron chip on my shoulder
Till I bust a prescott in your face, troll, this fued ain't over


[Chorus]
AM, A, A, A, AM
Wish banishment 'pon me
Man I don't try no more
Don't fight with them no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my Athlon turned cold
Have mercy on me AM
AM, A, A, AM
Wish banishment upon me


[9-inch]
Some days wouldn't be special, if it wasn't for super pi
It wouldn't feel so good, if it wasn't for my proc
Beating out an intel at all the time
Banishment gotta be easy, 'cause postin here is hard
It'll leave you physically, mentally, and emotionally scarred
This is for my Fanboy's on the block, twisting troll's arm's while they scream
For the Fanboy's who got banned, spending their life behind a computer screen
I don't see only the Mod's can judge me, 'cause I see things clear
Quick these intel troll's will give my Amd ass a hundred years
I'm like Paulie in Goodfellas, you can call me the Don
Like MMM by any means, with my mouse in my palm
Gojdo switched sides on me, let Intel fanboy's ride on me
I thought we was cool, why you want me to get banned homie?



[Chorus]
AM, A, A, A, AM
Wish banishment 'pon me
Man I don't try no more
Don't fight with them no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart Athlon cold
Have mercy on me AM
AM, A, A, AM
Wish banishment upon me


[9-inch]
Every night I pm the mods, but they don't pm me back
I know they aint banning me, but I still stay with my crew
In my nightmares, Intel troll's keep pulling Ban's on me
BaronMatrix says some troll, try to do a hex diss on me
The Fanboy's didn't know much, when Rettihsllub got Banned
I got a pm from an elite that told me, MMM got beat
I ain't gonna spell it out for you intel lover's all the time read between the lines
Karma says, what goes around, comes around
Almost banned me, three weeks later he got banned down
Now it's clear that I'm here, for a real reason
'Cause he got banned like I got banned, but his post's you aint readin.


[Chorus]
AM, A, A, A, AM
Wish banishment 'pon me
Man I don't try no more
Don't fight with them no more
Have mercy on me
Have mercy on my soul
Somewhere my heart turned cold
Have mercy on many men
AM, A, A, AM
Wish banishment upon me


(Tell me which one's you liked ok?)

Am i good?

To add a measure of urgency & authority this quote should read as follows...

Stop Breathing My Air!!!!

i suggest you burn your face off.

You need a hobby.

soon you are going to need a bodybag and casket.

..*FAAAARRRRRT!*..

Mine are marginally potent today...

*wafts some to Wingy

MMMmmmmm, tacos last night for dinner....

Rap isn't all that great when it's good, but it sucks really, really, really sweaty donkey balls when it's bad.

Your "rhymes" are below mediocre, to put it very mildly.

Your mother is so ugly, they filmed Gorillas In The Mist in her shower.