Conroe vs. Girlfriend

OMG.....*bangs forehead on desk*


Tell ya what, though....post a pic of your girlfriend nekkid, so we can see if she's hot or a dog, then we'll tell you which one to dump.

Yes, sorry to forget that, I always like to see some screenshots as well, let's see if I can do something for that later. Well, she is quite nicely modded, no problem with that. So at least I should put some cold cathodes to accompany my Conroe to get even with that (if that path is chosen)?

lol

heheh, there are also ways to undermine....

Dump her. Think of it. She's nicely modded with 40lbs extra blubber. Piercings and tattoos no one wants to see. She smells like fish, you spend your money on her and you get nothing out of it. Plus, she's underage and you can go to jail for what you've been doing to her. Honestly, it's time to move out of your parent's basement. Maybe invest in some sunscreen because you'll be needing a lot of that. Lay off the Code Red, visit a dentist, maybe take a shower every day. Plus, after dumping her, you'll have more time to read up on your precious Conroe that will also be blowing hot air, won't put you in jail, and will never get fat.

Though, I bet if you upgraded to a better mouse, your girlfriend would be comfortable playing on the computer. Who knows, might even get a better grip with the girlfriend eh?

We don't want someone like you reproducing in the same gene pool. your kid will come out screwed up far worse than you. You're dirtying the pool.

woah woah woah... before all of you jump to the "dump her" recommendation, do you think we should see what this girl looks like? I mean... for all we know she could be drop dead gorgeous.

sir, please post a picture of her in this thread. preferably nude. only then can i make an informed decision.

thanks,

-mpjesse

I vote that mpjesse should personally test said female and provide the forum with a detailed report including lurid descriptions and photographs of fellatio, rimming and acts of flagellation.

Discuss.

Jesse, Jesse.. Let's put yourself in la-la land for a minute. Imagine, if you will:

Current state.. but instead, you have a gorgeous bombshell who calls you her boyfriend. If I had a picture easily accessible, I would post a picture of a beauty for you. But I don't, so imagine.

Do you really think he would be concerned over Conroe? She wants attention. Give her the damn attention and forget the latest computer stuff. Obviously he wants to sit around playing computer games over maintaining a relationship with her.

He's either gay or she's nasty.

I vote Dump Her.

All of us? Well, prozac and I were on the ball early.

I say if she's hot, he should dump her. And send her to me.

Let's look at his situation. He's considering dumping her because he's researching a purchase. Who in their right mind would consider that unless there are pre-existing problems of which dumping her would come to his mind?
I can research any hardware and know within 30 minutes if it's something I would want. How much time does one need to invest?

Seriously, it'll probably be worth purchasing 3-6 months after it comes out at 50% the price and hype.

But if he's considering giving up his girlfriend over the conroe, obviously things can't be that great in the relationship. I don't think she sounds needy. I think he sounds nerdy. If she's hot and the relationship is good, it wouldn't even be a question on what to do.

If you're always looking a day ahead, you're going to let today pass you by.

I'm confident she's unattractive. I wouldn't want to be known as the guy among my friends who dumped the hot needy chick over researching a piece of hardware for my computer. 8O

She's ugly. I can sense it in his typing.

He also rubs peanut butter on his genitals and between his toes. He has a dog named Oral.

EAT YOUR OWN FACE!!!

true dat. i couldnt get a girl wet if i soaked with a hose... [/cries]

**imagines other orifices getting wide**

Oh yea, I forgot to mention something. For starting a thread involving your girlfiend you lose 67,089 points and must wear the same pair of unwashed underwear, (tighty-whiteys) for a month.

I didn't see where he stated that said Undies must be presented in a Gilded box at the end of said month...But one can see the implication 8)

Eh, damn... Are they directly deducted from my 3dmark06 score? I guess there is a small chance that I don't have that many points. Unless... ...I choose Conroe (?).

No, just analysing all the advices, what a nice collection you have provided!

I need to throw my comp out of the window this evening, and maybe after that I'll have a chance to get some. Pictures.

No more focking n00b Canadians! Get out.

I can speak canadian? Maybe I should move there... *adds to a list of possible solutions*

Not exactly... The tooth fairy keeps track of life points (Due to downsizing she's forced to take on another job & bitches about it constantly)

I see you only had 68,000 remaining so it won't be long before you get a visit from the Reaper ( Don't be mad if he's late as downsizing has affected him too & he's currently occupied blinding those who masturbate to Maggie Thatcher porn)...

My eyes, my eyes, what's wrong with my eyes.[/Rt Hon David Cameron MP]

I'm safe with my Nancy Reagan stash though, right?

...*BOINGGGGGGG!*....