Hungry

yup...

Anyone else?

I have something here for you to gorge yourself on.....

well.. ya

I wouldn't touch that with a 10 foot pole..

lucky, oh how I wish I could go home right now, curl up on the couch, and munch out on snacks... chips n dip... cheezies... and lots and lots of ice cold water... *drools

Is that what you used, oh great jowl-less one?

lol. no... my wife is using them. she sasys they work, she doesn't get hungry as often as she used to.

Can I suggest that instead she sniffs my thick, infected co[b][/b]ck. That will put her off her food for at least 10 years.

Just gotta chime in with something like that......

only if u lick my dirty cornhole. i've been eating nothing but fiberous oats... so it would probably taste a lot like dried up crusty oatmeal with a hint of shi*tty flavor.

sounds better than my Special K w/ bananas every morning. ;-

i shall have to try that...

You'll like this stuff too..

http://www.menshealth.com/cda/article.do?site=MensHealth&channel=fitness&category=food.for.fitness&conitem=2d4a99edbbbd201099edbbbd2010cfe793cd____

A site loaded with pics of healthy well toned muscular men. Who'd have thought you'd have it in your bookmarks?

Come out of the closet Riser, It'll be healthy for you.

I can buy a huge thing of oats for $1.99 which lasts a long time. I pay $1 per container of raspberries, blackberries, strawberries, and blueberries. My freezer has 4-5 containers of each. The local market sells them fresh and cheap all the time so I've been stocking up. Once winter hits, the prices go way up.

holy crap that first breakfast receipe is loaded w/ calories. but it's got a ton of protein.

the other stuff is reasonable though.

i'm on a low calorie diet for now. once i get down to the weight i want, i'll starting hitting the high protein stuff.

Your shite must be really spectacular.

Cans? That'd better be some English slang or...



*smack*

It was a light lunch, bottles are too heavy.

Let me fix that for you...

..*FART*..

Half past three here, time for some shots then bed.

I'm absolutely fcuked.

No shyte!...it must be like 16 o'clock where you are.

I killed around 8-10 beers on Friday night.. had over half a 750ml bottle of spiced rum, went on to shots of coconut capt'n.

12:30am I'm gone. 2am, I get up to hit the pisser and someone is laying on my floor. I started kicking them so they'd move. I'm not a violent drunk but I had to piss and it was distracting me while I was kicking him. When they moved, I apparently kicked him in the face and stepped on his arm when I was walking by.

Last night after a few brews, I had a rum & coke.. mainly rum with a faint tint of carmel coloring at the top, unstirred. Good times.

Ahh we were doing shots of it. We had a bottle of crown the week before but my friend's brother drank it all. We had some ladies over who had some but since they didn't drink a lot and moved on to hard lemondates and hard ice teas, we decided we had to kill the bottle off - and fast.

But, you're the one always drinking from the bottle shaped like a phallic. I drink the drafts.

Capt'n. Everyone has a little capt'n in them.

Would you turn down free booze? Might as well do a few shots between drinking the beers.

I did mention we had Crown. I'm a fan of Gentleman's Jack myself but everyone bailed on that notion.

[quote="Auburn9698"][quote="riser"]Would you turn down free booze? Might as well do a few shots between drinking the beers.

I see why you don't use the quote button... You should keep that helmet on at all times. Here's a sign to go with it.

I don't touch Malibu rum. Spiced Captain.. If it's free, I'll drink it for the most part. I'll complain about Beast and Natty.. I can deal with most others though.

Unfortunately, there really is a slim selection of beers out there. I should switch back to Heineken but that charge a premium on it.

8O

ha, you worthy?