This is too good not to share with you all.

I usually don't post Emails I'd gotten but this one just cracked me up!





A little boy goes to his father and asks, "Daddy, how was I born?"

The father answers: "Well son, I guess one day you will need to find out anyway!

Your Mom and I first got together in a chat room on Yahoo.

Then I set up a date via e-mail with your Mom and we met at a cyber-cafe.

We sneaked into a secluded room, where your mother agreed to a download from my hard drive.

As soon as I was ready to upload, we discovered that neither one of us had used a firewall, and since it was too late to hit the delete button, nine months later a little pop-up appeared that said:

You got Male!"

Selfishness is not a trait I'd normally encourage, but please share no more, please I beg of you.

I received that email earlier this week and thought it was completely gay considering it came from a male friend of mine. I could only accept it had a female friend sent it because of it's "cute" factor.

OK! OK! Too tame for you guys, I got the point!

Even if its a completely free pornsite link?

Not if you had it emailed to you along with performance enhancing pills. Or did the info arrive with your bulk order of said pills?

[Holds head down and scuffs feet]

Yes same email!

Whoops, guess I shouldn't have.

Well, damn. I was about to imitate tom and head off to the pub, but maybe I should just end it all. Goodbye, cruel world!

Naaaaaaah. Can't do that. The season's only 43 days away! 8)

Yes! We would appreciate it if you'd stop forwarding us this shit.

Not me mahn.

I've heard that prozac makes you gay. [/drag someone else into it]

Mike.

So I guess you're the happiest queer around, huh?

Maybe it would be better to just say I hadn't seen this one before you posted it.

Mike.